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	==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa==		==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa==

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	==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & [[Leifa]]==		==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa==

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	==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa==		==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & [[Leifa]]==

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	=== Let It Be (The Beatles) (Special thanks to Leifa!!) ===		=== Let It Be (The Beatles) (Special thanks to [[Leifa]]!!) ===

	When I find myself in mobs of bandits<br>		When I find myself in mobs of bandits<br>

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GS4-AULIS: Fixed song titles. Two were reversed.

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		⚫	===I Want It Now (Veruca Salt, Julie Dawn Cole, or Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory or some variation of that)===
⚫	===Wannabe (Spice Girls)===

	I want a RP fest<br>		I want a RP fest<br>
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		⚫	===Wannabe (Spice Girls)===
⚫	===I Want It Now (Veruca Salt, Julie Dawn Cole, or Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory or some variation of that)===

	Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,<br>		Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,<br>

VANKRASN39: an insult to poetry :)

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an insult to poetry :)

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	[[Category: ~~Poetry~~]]		[[Category: Humor]]

GS4-KAIKALA: Created page with "==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa== The following were used for Simucon 2015: ===Sweet Caroline (Neil Diamond)=== When I logged in, I can't begin to rememb..."

2015-08-08T23:42:41Z

Created page with "==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa== The following were used for Simucon 2015: ===Sweet Caroline (Neil Diamond)=== When I logged in, I can't begin to rememb..."

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==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa==

The following were used for Simucon 2015:

===Sweet Caroline (Neil Diamond)===

When I logged in, I can't begin to remember when 
But then I know I'm growing strong 
Oh, wasn't the swing, whooo 
And swinging became casting 
Who'd believe I'd play an empath 

Hands, touching keys, roleplaying out 
Fighting orcs, healing wounds 
Oh, sweet GemStone 
Good times never seem so good 
I've been inclined to believe it never would

And now I, look at the screen, whooo 
And it don't seem so lonely 
We fill it up with only roleplay, oh 
And when I hurt 
Casting spells to heal me 
How can I bleed to death when an empath

Hands, touching keys, roleplaying out 
Fighting orcs, healing wounds 
Oh, sweet GemStone 
Good times never seem so good 
I've been inclined to believe it never would

Ohhhh, sweet GemStone, good times never seem so good

===Summer Nights (John Travolta & Oliva Newton John / Grease)===

GemStone lovin' she can type fast 
GemStone lovin' at long last 
Met a sylvan crazy for me 
Met an Elf cute as can be 
GemStone days huntin away, to uh-oh those Elanthian nights 
Uh Well-a well-a well-a huh

Paste me more, paste me more 

Did you go to the inn? 

Paste me more, paste me more 

Does he have a twin? 

Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh 
needed defense, she cast me a spell 
had a bounty, he gave me his shell 
I saved her body, she nearly departed 
He gave me a map, areas thought uncharted 
GemStone text, not so perplexed, but uh-oh those Elanthian nights 
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh 
Paste me more, paste me more 
Was he a knight? 
Paste me more, paste me more 
Did she still have her sprite? 
Uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh-uh-huh 
Showed her my big two-handed blade 
Showed him my pants made of suede 
We made out on the Vaalor ferry 
That lake monster was so scary! 
GemStone text, wonder what's next, but uh-oh those GemStone nights 
Uh well-a well-a well-a huh 
Paste me more, paste me more 
Did you kill that big stag? 
Paste me more, paste me more 
I'm not gonna gag 
shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop,shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, shoo-bop bop, YEH 
He friended me warm, then took my hand 
She got friendly, her legs were so grand 
He was sweet, not at all mean 
She was good, like a queen 
Woah! 
GemStone heat, sylph and elf meet, but uh-oh those Elanthian nights 
w00t, w00t, w00t 
Paste me more, paste me more 
How much silver did he spend? 
Paste me more, paste me more 
How good can she bend? 
The server crashed, almost the end 
Then I told her, I was to ascend 
She looked at me, with a puzzled "how?" 
I told her Kai would allow. 
GemStone dreams all full of themes 
bu-ut oh, those Gem-Stone nights.... 
Paste me more, paste me more! 

===Bad Romance (Lady Gaga)===

Jaired is bad at romance 
Jaired is bad at romance

Lah, lah, la la la 
Noona, Noona 
Ga,Ga boo la la 
Jaired's horrible romance

I want your opression, I want your facepalms 
I want your fire vials, long as it's napalm! 
I want your hate, hate, hate 
I want your hate

I want your hatred, all for Vaalor 
I want your Elven, mired with calor 
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate 
I want your hate 
(hate, hate, hate I want your hate)

You know that I hate you 
And you know, I will beat you 
Cause I'm bad, bad at romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge 
I already wrote a book of bad romance 
I want your hate and I want your revenge 
Please read my bad book of romance

Jaired is bad at romance 
Jaired is bad at romance

Lah, lah, la la la 
Noona, Noona 
Ga,Ga boo la la 
Jaired's horrible romance

I want your horror, I want your oppression 
With us Tehiri, its such a long session 
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate 
I want your hate

I want your psycho, your knife to stick 
Want you in my bar, drinkin till you're sick 
I want your hate, hate, hate, hate 
I want your hate

(hate, hate, hate, I want your hate) 
You know I drink whiskey 
And tend to get frisky 
(cause I like that free wench, Tehiri) 
I'm so bad, bad at romance

I want your hate and I want your revenge 
I already wrote a book of bad romance 
I want your hate and I want your revenge 
Please read my bad book of romance

Jaired is bad at romance 
Jaired is bad at romance

Lah, lah, la la la 
Noona, Noona 
Ga,Ga boo la la 
Jaired's horrible romance

stab, stab it faster 
Kill, kill the frigin' caster 
Stab, stab it faster 
Don't scroll, scroll the master

I want your hate and I want your revenge 
I already wrote a book of bad romance 
I want your hate and I want your revenge 
Please read my bad book of romance

Jaired don't want to be friends 
(He's so bad bad at romance) 
Jaired don't want to be friends 
(He's so bad bad at romance) 
(Wrote about a bad bad romance)

Jaired don't want to be friends 
(He's so bad bad at romance) 
Jaired don't want to be friends 
(He's so bad bad at romance) 
(Wrote about a bad romance) 
Jaired's so bad at romance

So bad bad at romance 
Wrote about bad romance 
So bad bad at romance 
So bad bad at romance 
Wrote about bad romance

Lah, lah, la la la 
Noona, Noona 
Ga,Ga boo la la 
Jaired's horrible romance

===Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Theme Song (Will Smith)===

This is a story all about how 
My life fipped-turned upside down 
And I liked to a minute 
and sit right there 
And tell you how I became the guard of a town called Vaalor

In the Elven Nations born and raised 
On the battlefield was where I spent most of my days 
Fightin' yellin' swingin' ma long pole 
And all shootin some arrows at that troll 
When a couple of orcs 
who were up to no good 
started makin' trouble in my neck of the wood 
I got in one lil fight and my mom got scared 
She said your movin with your lord and lady in Vaalor

I got excited and delighted day after day, and she let me 
pack my backpack and sent me on my way 
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my portal ticket 
So I pulled on my boots and said I might as well split

I whistled for a carraige and when it came near 
There was a gnome drivin while drinkin' a beer 
If anything I could say that this carriage was rare 
But I thought now forget, yo home to Vaalor

I pulled up to a gate about seven or eight 
And I yelled to the driver, "yo gnome, take care!" 
Looked at that fortress, I was finally there 
To settle my post as the guard of Vaalor

===Drift Away (Dobie Gray, but we will also accept Uncle Kraker)===

Day and after day I'm more addicted 
When I look for wifi in a local cafe 
I know this game I'll never lose 
And I'm feeling so happy 
I don't feel ashamed

Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away 
Oh, Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away 
Beginning to think I never have time

I fully understand the combat I do 
The world outside looks so un-kind 
I'm countin' on you 
To carry me through...OH...

Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away 
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away

When my mind is empty 
You know a hunt can satisfy me 
When I'm feeling blue 
The RP is coming through to soothe me...

Thanks for the adventures that you're giving me 
I want you to know I believe in your text 
RP, text, and alterations free 
You've helped me along 
Making me type fast...OH!..

Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away 
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away

OH...Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away 
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away

OH...Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away 
yeah!...Give me the GemStone to free my soul 
I wanna get lost in your textual scroll and drift away 
Now, now, now, won't ya 
Won't ya alter me, oh...alter me

===Pretty Fly (For a White Guy) (The Offspring)===

Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, huh huh 
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling 
random Elf speak inserted here

You know its kinda hard for races to get along today 
Our Halfling isn't Elven, but he thinks it anyway 
He may not have a clue, and he may not have style 
But everything he lacks, he makes up with his smile

So don't hate, go on that date 
You know he really doesn't get it anyway 
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse 
For he knows a way, for he knows a way 
So if you don't shake, and instead fake 
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara 
The world needs halflings 
Hey, hey, do the brand new thing!

Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling

He needs some cool clothes, not just any will replace 
But they didn't have velvet so he bought white lace 
Now walking to the portal, he sees Elves as he passes 
But if he looks twice, they're going to break his tinted glasses

So don't hate, go on that date 
You know he really doesn't get it anyway 
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse 
For he knows a way, for he knows a way 
So if you don't shake, and instead fake 
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara 
The world needs Halflings 
Hey, hey, do that fashionista thing!

Now he's getting a tattoo, yeah he's getting ink done 
He asked for a rune, but they drew a broom 
Friends say he's trying to hard and he's not quite ripped 
But in his own mind he's the, he's the best stripped

Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
Give it to me Elvie, uh huh, uh huh 
And all the Elves say I'm pretty Elven for a Halfling 
random Elf speak inserted here

So don't hate, go on that date 
You know he really doesn't get it anyway 
Gonna play the house, to be your spouse 
For he knows a way, for he knows a way 
So if you don't shake, and instead fake 
At least you know you can always talk to Myasara 
The world needs Halflings 
The worlds loves Halflings 
Let's go get some more fashionistas 
Hey, hey, do that brand new Halfling!

===Piano Man (Billy Joel)===

It's nine elven on a Feastday 
The nightly gamers shuffle in 
There's a fat bastard across in stilettos 
sitting at the desk and eatin his cheetos

He says, "Taskmaster, can you give me a bounty?" 
I'm not really sure where I want to go 
But it's fun and it's sweet and I do it complete 
When I wear so many spells that it shows.

la la la, di da da 
La la, di di da da dum

Sing us a song you're the loremaster 
sing us a song tonight 
well we're all in the mood for a loresong 
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!

Now Jaired in the Militia is a friend of mine 
He gives me my whiskey for free 
And he's quick with a facepalm or light you with napalm 
He says, "Guys, I believe I'm gainin exp" 
As a grin shows upon his face 
"Well, I'm sure I could use a quarterstaff!" 
As he doubles over from a belly-laugh

Oh, la la la, di da da 
La la, di da da da dum

Now Caden is a an evil elf 
Who never has time for his self 
And he's talkin' with Sheru, who is no kind of hero 
and will never leave us in good health

And the sylvan is practicin healing 
while the wizard is casting cyclones 
Yes, they're sharing a game called GemStone 
But it's better than playing WoW alone!

Sing us a song you're the loremaster 
sing us a song tonight 
well we're all in the mood for a loresong 
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!

It's a pretty good crowd for a Feastday 
And the players all give a smile 
Cause they know they want to RP 
To get away from real life for a while 
And the keyboard, it sounds like a carnivore 
And the screen reeks of spewed beer 
And they sit at the desk and hit those keys 
And say, "Man, I never want to leave!"

Oh, la la la, di da da 
La la, di da da da dum

Sing us a song you're the loremaster 
sing us a song tonight 
well we're all in the mood for a loresong 
You'll get the words to fit perfectly alright!

===Wannabe (Spice Girls)===

I want a RP fest 
Invasions and actions filled with reactions 
So great of a distraction 
No, now!!!

I want a ball 
I want a maul 
Pink dresses that totally impresses 
and RP to the excesses 
Give it to me 
Rrhh rhhh 
Now!

I want the Nations 
with all its temptations 
I want a shipment of the best implements 
Its all my equipment 
Give it to me 
Now!

I want today 
I want tomorrow 
I want to wear'em like hairsticks 
And then use them to lockpick

I want a tavern with tables full of patrons 
Ten thousand kegs of ale 
And I'll be the only matron 
While wearing a sexy veil

I want the enhancives 
I want maxxed stats 
Auctions and raffles that totally baffle 
without any debacles 
And now 
Don't care how 
I want it now 
Don't care how 
I want it now!

===I Want It Now (Veruca Salt, Julie Dawn Cole, or Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory or some variation of that)===

Yo, I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, 
So tell me what you want, what you really really want, 
I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, 
So tell me what you want, what you really really want, 
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really 
really really wanna win a raffle!

If you want to win a raffle, 
you better bring your silver, 
Now don't go wasting my precious luck, 
Get your item now and it better not suck.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, 
So tell me what you want, what you really really want, 
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really 
really really wanna win a raffle!

If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in, 
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win, 
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend, 
and please don't disappear at the year's end.

What do you think about the item's stats, 
Does it make you say, "I really want that!"? 
The raffle won't be hasty, you'll have 48 hours, 
pray to the gods that your home won't lose power.

Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want, 
So tell me what you want, what you really really want, 
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really 
really really wanna win a raffle!

If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in, 
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win, 
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend, 
and please don't disappear at the year's end.

So here's a story from dwarf to Elf, you wanna win my raffle 
your name can't be Raphael, 
We got Jaired in place to throws vials in your face, 
we got Beatrise the ranger who dances in one place, 
And as for me...we'll see! 
Slam your silvers down and drop in a ticket! 
Slam your silvers down and drop in a ticket!

If you wanna win my raffle, you better be logged in, 
Say you can handle the item if your ticket is a win, 
Keep the item forever or give it to a friend, 
and please don't disappear at the year's end.

If you wanna win my raffle, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, 
You gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, 
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket! 
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket! 
Slam your silvers down and buy a ticket! 
Slam your silvers down and win a raffle! 
If you wanna win a raffle!

===Numa Numa (Gary Brolsma or O-Zone)===

My ah Hi 
My ah who? 
My ah ale! 
My ah ale ale!

My ah Hi 
My ah who? 
My ah ale! 
My ah ale ale!

MY AH HI! 
MY AH WHO?! 
MY AH ALE! 
MY AH ALE ALE!

MY AH HI! 
MY AH WHO?! 
MY AH ALE! 
MY AH ALE ALE!

Hello, Salute, it's me, Your Mayor 
And I want some real ale to show you how I feel 
Hello Hello, it's me, Bluepin 
I will pee, my words of love, with your name in the snow

When you die my spells fade away 
Ooh a Ooh ah aye, Ooh a Ooh ah aye 
Every word of ale I use to say 
Now I drink them every day 
When you die my spells fade away 
Hey little mage stay, or all my spells fade away 
Every word of ale I use to say 
Now I drink them every day

I sold, my wings, my song and dreams 
And I bought some ale to match the color of my spells 
Hello, Helloo, it's me again, Bluepin 
I will pee, my words of love, with your name in the snow

When you die my spells fade away 
Ooh a Ooh ah aye, Ooh a Ooh ah aye 
Every word of ale I use to say 
Now I drink them every day 
When you die my spells fade away 
Hey little mage stay, or all my spells fade away 
Every word of ale I use to say 
Now I drink them every day

My ah Hi 
My ah who? 
My ah ale! 
My ah ale ale!

My ah Hi 
My ah who? 
My ah ale! 
My ah ale ale!

MY AH HI! 
MY AH WHO?! 
MY AH ALE! 
MY AH ALE ALE!

MY AH HI! 
MY AH WHO?! 
MY AH ALE! 
MY AH ALE ALE!

When you die my spells fade away 
Ooh a Ooh ah aye, Ooh a Ooh ah aye 
Every word of ale I use to say 
Now I drink them every day 
When you die my spells fade away 
Hey little mage stay, or all my spells fade away 
Every word of ale I use to say 
Now I drink them every day

=== Sweet Home Alabama (Lynyrd Skynrd) (Special thanks to Rozy!!) ===

Big Inmates keep on spawning 
RT lock me to my death 
Praying that they don't groin-kick me again 
and I think it's a sin.

Well I heard Karliah sing about her 
Well I hard all those inmates did escape 
Well, I hope Karliah will remember 
To put the locks on the Asylum door, yet again.

Sweet home Teras Island 
Where Hoy runs around in a thong 
Sweet home Teras Island 
Koar, I'm going to go ring that gong!

In Kharam Dzu they love Prince Vorgrek 
We all did what we could do 
Now inmate 413765 does not bother me 
Does losing inmates bother you? 
Tell the truth...

Sweet home Teras Island 
Where Hoy runs around in a thong 
Sweet home Teras Island 
Koar, I'm going to go ring that gong!

Now Money bags Ardwen has got the goodies 
And he's been known to sell a thing or two 
Lord they lost me so much silvers, 
But then again that's nothing new!

Sweet home Teras Island 
Where Hoy runs around in a thong 
Sweet home Teras Island 
Koar, I'm going to go ring that gong!

=== Let It Be (The Beatles) (Special thanks to Leifa!!) ===

When I find myself in mobs of bandits 
Mother Kaedra comes to me 
Whispering words of living 
PLEASE PAY ME

And in my minutes of darkness 
She is fogging right to Voln with me 
Bartering words to be living 
PLEASE PAY ME

Pay me, pay me, pay me, pay me 
If you want to live in Gemstone, please pay me

And when the headless, legless people 
Corpses on the ground agree 
Silvers are cheaper than deeds 
PLEASE PAY ME

For though they may be broke 
There is still a fight that you might see 
If you pay the cleric now, you’ll 
Finally be free

PLEASE PAY ME, PLEASE PAY ME, PLEASE PAY ME, PLEASE PAY ME

Whisper, ‘Yes, I will pay’ and you’ll be free. 
DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN 
deeeeeeeds

[[Category: Poetry]]

Parody Songs of Elanthia - Revision history

GS4-XERAPHINA: updated template for new required parts, fixed issue with author/author-displayed and property

EQUINUSOBSESSI at 18:15, 15 August 2019

EQUINUSOBSESSI at 18:15, 15 August 2019

ZHOUY1: use updated template

ZHOUY1: update category

GS4-AULIS: Fixed song titles. Two were reversed.

VANKRASN39: an insult to poetry :)

GS4-KAIKALA: Created page with "==Parody Songs of Elanthia by Aulis, Rozy, & Leifa== The following were used for Simucon 2015: ===Sweet Caroline (Neil Diamond)=== When I logged in, I can't begin to rememb..."