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	[[Arianiss (prime) \| Arianiss]]:		[[Arianiss (prime) \| Arianiss]]:
	<pre{{log2}}>1) Sebastian		<pre{{log2}}>1. Sebastian
	2) Giantman		2. Giantman
	3) Male		3. Male
	4) Sebastian is tall, even for a kindred, but appears to have put his battling days behind him as evidenced by his out of shape appearance. He wears garb signifying him a member of the Issimir clan, and his eyes twinkle with mirth as he grins at you.		4. Sebastian is tall, even for a kindred, but appears to have put his battling days behind him as evidenced by his out of shape appearance. He wears garb signifying him a member of the Issimir clan, and his eyes twinkle with mirth as he grins at you.
	5) I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.		5. I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
	6) Do you know the last thing the chieftain said to me before they kicked the bucket? "Sebastian, watch how far I can kick this bucket."		6. Do you know the last thing the chieftain said to me before they kicked the bucket? "Sebastian, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
	7) The clan healer told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.</pre>		7. The clan healer told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.</pre>

	[[Faerinn_(prime)\|Faerinn]]:		[[Faerinn_(prime)\|Faerinn]]:

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 . Why do dwarven bards sound better by candlelight? Because you can shove the wax in your ears!
 . Why did the cheerful necromancer kill his depressed allies? He just wanted to raise their spirits!</pre>
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 . I once saw an eager cockatrice mate with a rabid sheep.  It laid a rolton egg.</pre>
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AUTDAWN at 16:30, 19 November 2021

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	3. Male		3. Male
	4. You see Commander of Comedy Doblar Heronia. He is surely the giantest of Giantmen. He is probably taller than Mount Aenatumgana and has a muscular physique. He appears to be the prime of life. He has intense grey eyes that are sometimes blue, when he so wishes, with deep laugh lines cut into the corners. He has dark brown hair that he has permitted to be grey at the temples. He is wearing nothing special, save for a golvern-plated war harness, bristling with an array of every weapon imaginable, and a slight smirk.		4. You see Commander of Comedy Doblar Heronia. He is surely the giantest of Giantmen. He is probably taller than Mount Aenatumgana and has a muscular physique. He appears to be the prime of life. He has intense grey eyes that are sometimes blue, when he so wishes, with deep laugh lines cut into the corners. He has dark brown hair that he has permitted to be grey at the temples. He is wearing nothing special, save for a golvern-plated war harness, bristling with an array of every weapon imaginable, and a slight smirk.
	5. What's better den ~~killin’~~ two birds wid one stone? ~~Killin’~~ two stones wid one bird.		5. What's better den killin' two birds wid one stone? Killin' two stones wid one bird.
	6. Wanna know da best place ta get breakfast round dees parts? Ya gotta check out dat Duskruin Arena. Dey serve up a mean breakfast of champions.		6. Wanna know da best place ta get breakfast round dees parts? Ya gotta check out dat Duskruin Arena. Dey serve up a mean breakfast of champions.
	7. People always ~~askin’~~ me, “Doblar, what's da best ~~type’a~~ armor ta wear for maximum protection?” Me chuckles and says, “couldn't tell ya, ma armor wears me for protection.”</pre>		7. People always askin' me, “Doblar, what's da best type'a armor ta wear for maximum protection?” Me chuckles and says, “couldn't tell ya, ma armor wears me for protection.”</pre>
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AUTDAWN at 10:51, 19 November 2021

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	3. Male		3. Male
	4. You see Commander of Comedy Doblar Heronia. He is surely the giantest of Giantmen. He is probably taller than Mount Aenatumgana and has a muscular physique. He appears to be the prime of life. He has intense grey eyes that are sometimes blue, when he so wishes, with deep laugh lines cut into the corners. He has dark brown hair that he has permitted to be grey at the temples. He is wearing nothing special, save for a golvern-plated war harness, bristling with an array of every weapon imaginable, and a slight smirk.		4. You see Commander of Comedy Doblar Heronia. He is surely the giantest of Giantmen. He is probably taller than Mount Aenatumgana and has a muscular physique. He appears to be the prime of life. He has intense grey eyes that are sometimes blue, when he so wishes, with deep laugh lines cut into the corners. He has dark brown hair that he has permitted to be grey at the temples. He is wearing nothing special, save for a golvern-plated war harness, bristling with an array of every weapon imaginable, and a slight smirk.
	5. ~~What’s~~ better den killin’ two birds wid one stone? Killin’ two stones wid one bird.		5. What's better den killin’ two birds wid one stone? Killin’ two stones wid one bird.
	6. Wanna know da best place ta get breakfast round dees parts? Ya gotta check out dat Duskruin Arena. Dey serve up a mean breakfast of champions.		6. Wanna know da best place ta get breakfast round dees parts? Ya gotta check out dat Duskruin Arena. Dey serve up a mean breakfast of champions.
	7. People always askin’ me, “Doblar, ~~what’s~~ da best type’a armor ta wear for maximum protection?” Me chuckles and says, ~~“couldn’t~~ tell ya, ma armor wears me for protection.”</pre>		7. People always askin’ me, “Doblar, what's da best type’a armor ta wear for maximum protection?” Me chuckles and says, “couldn't tell ya, ma armor wears me for protection.”</pre>
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AUTDAWN at 10:46, 19 November 2021

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	6. The Rift is a crazy place. The crawlers burrow from plane to plane and the fetish masters stitch ya up without n’ecare.		6. The Rift is a crazy place. The crawlers burrow from plane to plane and the fetish masters stitch ya up without n’ecare.
	7. I once saw an eager cockatrice mate with a rabid sheep. It laid a rolton egg.</pre>		7. I once saw an eager cockatrice mate with a rabid sheep. It laid a rolton egg.</pre>

			[[Starletdawn_(prime)\|Starletdawn]]:
			<pre{{log2}}>1. Doblar Heronia
			2. Giantman
			3. Male
			4. You see Commander of Comedy Doblar Heronia. He is surely the giantest of Giantmen. He is probably taller than Mount Aenatumgana and has a muscular physique. He appears to be the prime of life. He has intense grey eyes that are sometimes blue, when he so wishes, with deep laugh lines cut into the corners. He has dark brown hair that he has permitted to be grey at the temples. He is wearing nothing special, save for a golvern-plated war harness, bristling with an array of every weapon imaginable, and a slight smirk.
			5. What’s better den killin’ two birds wid one stone? Killin’ two stones wid one bird.
			6. Wanna know da best place ta get breakfast round dees parts? Ya gotta check out dat Duskruin Arena. Dey serve up a mean breakfast of champions.
			7. People always askin’ me, “Doblar, what’s da best type’a armor ta wear for maximum protection?” Me chuckles and says, “couldn’t tell ya, ma armor wears me for protection.”</pre>
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 . The Rift is a crazy place. The crawlers burrow from plane to plane and the fetish masters stitch ya up without n’ecare.
 . I once saw an eager cockatrice mate with a rabid sheep.  It laid a rolton egg.</pre>
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EQUINUSOBSESSI at 20:23, 2 November 2021

2021-11-02T20:23:47Z

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	5. On my way to the tournament, I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances.		5. On my way to the tournament, I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances.
	6. How did the King's brewmaster cheer to the King's champion in the tournament? "Soldier Awn!"		6. How did the King's brewmaster cheer to the King's champion in the tournament? "Soldier Awn!"
	7. Did you hear about the knight who was forced into retirement? I heard he went freelance.		7. Did you hear about the knight who was forced into retirement? I heard he went freelance.</pre>

	[[Meliyara_(prime)\|Meliyara]]:		[[Meliyara_(prime)\|Meliyara]]:

EQUINUSOBSESSI: /* Entries */

2021-11-02T18:08:44Z

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	6. "A joke?", groans the face within the mirror, "What? The fact that you seem to have robbed your grandmother of her favorite curtains when choosing your attire isn't enough?"		6. "A joke?", groans the face within the mirror, "What? The fact that you seem to have robbed your grandmother of her favorite curtains when choosing your attire isn't enough?"
	7. " They say, "The clothes make the <man/maid>. But in your case they should probably change it to, 'The clothes make the dung covered urgh'.</pre>		7. " They say, "The clothes make the <man/maid>. But in your case they should probably change it to, 'The clothes make the dung covered urgh'.</pre>

			[[Leifa_(prime)\|Leifa]]:
			<pre{{log2}}>1. Lord Aanguss MacDerbott
			2. Human
			3. Male
			4. You observe a middle-aged fellow, fairly short in stature whose frame is bulky but lacking definition in the jowls and mid-section. His face is pale and haggard with a kohl-flecked patchy grey beard and a misshapen nose that looks to have been broken a time or two. Deep-set grey-green eyes that lack expression gloom out from beneath a shadowy hood and the slightest shock of curly red hair tumbles over his forehead. His form is obscured by a shapeless grey woolen cloak, but you notice that his sabatons, whilst tarnished, bear an embellished insignia.
			5. On my way to the tournament, I bumped into my rival jousting opponent. We exchanged lances.
			6. How did the King's brewmaster cheer to the King's champion in the tournament? "Soldier Awn!"
			7. Did you hear about the knight who was forced into retirement? I heard he went freelance.

	[[Meliyara_(prime)\|Meliyara]]:		[[Meliyara_(prime)\|Meliyara]]:

WINTERDAWN: /* Entries */

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	==Entries==		==Entries==
			[[Arianiss (prime) \| Arianiss]]:
			<pre{{log2}}>1) Sebastian
			2) Giantman
			3) Male
			4) Sebastian is tall, even for a kindred, but appears to have put his battling days behind him as evidenced by his out of shape appearance. He wears garb signifying him a member of the Issimir clan, and his eyes twinkle with mirth as he grins at you.
			5) I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up. Good thymes.
			6) Do you know the last thing the chieftain said to me before they kicked the bucket? "Sebastian, watch how far I can kick this bucket."
			7) The clan healer told me I was going deaf. The news was hard for me to hear.</pre>

	[[Faerinn_(prime)\|Faerinn]]:		[[Faerinn_(prime)\|Faerinn]]:

WOMBATSANDERS: /* Entries */ - shared on discord

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 . Had a visitor in from River's Rest the other day, tried to pay with a bit of tree bark and a table leg. I tell 'em we only take silver here. Walked right out the door, came back an hour later with a sack full of forks.
 . You've got a little something on your face. You may think it's gold, but s'not.</pre>
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