Rumor Woods/2024 death customizations

#484: Looks like time's run out for {Character}. (9998-Death)

#485: If {Character} could turn back time, she would find a way to die again. (9998-Death)

#486: {Character} forgot how important it is to keep the blood inside her body. (9998-Death)

#487: Quick!  Someone loot {Character} before she decays! (9998-Death)

#488: Sigh.  {Character} died again. (9998-Death)

#489: {Character} found the cure for insomnia. (9998-Death)

#490: Why does {Character} even have that lever? (9998-Death)

#491: Narrator: {Character}, in fact, could not handle it. (9998-Death)

#492: {Character} is either being melodramatic or she's dead. (9998-Death)

#493: {Character} has been smashed beneath a pile of her own books.  Reading is dangerous! (9998-Death)

#494: {Character} has fallen... again!  Quick, find the body before the toadstools take over! (9998-Death)

#495: Looks like {Character} fought the sea, and the sea won! (9998-Death)

#496: Does {Character} not know to stay on the mount when jousting?  Trampled again! (9998-Death)

#497: Looks like {Character} just lost a bet with the Arkati again.  Hope Lorminstra's in a good mood! (9998-Death)

#498: *CRASH*  *CLANG*  Sounds like {Character} has been squished! (9998-Death)

#499: Unlike finely forged steel, {Character} still needs a bit of tempering. (9998-Death)

#500: How does one drown in a pot of tea?  Ask {Character}; she knows! (9998-Death)