BVShop:Are You Not Entertained?

2021Q3

a polished olive wood door, [Map Room #], Lich# 26904, go dock, go gangplank, south, northwest, go companionway, south, go olive door

Are You Not Entertained?

[Are You Not Entertained? -]
Polished walls of tropical woods are draped with netting holding a variety of gladiatorial weapons and armaments but in miniature form. One corner of the room is fashioned to resemble a small arena, with a variety of Kraet dolls posed in fighting stances. A matching olive wood display and counter rest on either side of the arena, each cluttered with toy gladiators.
Obvious exits: out

wood-framed piece of vellum

These traditional Kraet toys are popular with children, and parents enjoy customizing them to resemble popular gladiators and their weapon and outfit choices.  In addition, while we may not admit it, most of us still have a few of our childhood favorites stowed about the home.

On the counter you see: an overstuffed toy gladiator with a red suede cingulum, a cloth gladiator toy grasping a tiny fuscina, a stuffed toy gladiator wrapped in a dark blue sagum, a simple gladiator doll with a tiny leather subligaculum and an intricate javelin-wielding toy gladiator.

an overstuffed toy gladiator with a red suede cingulum	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the overstuffed toy gladiator and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: arcus Weapon Description: mahogany and horn Shield Noun: None set Shield Description: None set Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: coarse natural linen	50
a cloth gladiator toy grasping a tiny fuscina	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the gladiator toy and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: it Weapon Noun: fuscina Weapon Description: unevenly pronged Shield Noun: None set Shield Description: None set Legwear Noun: pteruges skirt Legwear Description: blackened suede	50
a stuffed toy gladiator wrapped in a dark blue sagum	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the toy gladiator and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: it Weapon Noun: acinaces Weapon Description: shiny vultite Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: ebonwood-inlaid Legwear Noun: pteruges loincloth Legwear Description: grey wool	50
a simple gladiator doll with a tiny leather subligaculum	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the gladiator doll and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: he Weapon Noun: pugio Weapon Description: opal-pommeled Shield Noun: pugnam Shield Description: copper Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: crimson leather	50
an intricate javelin-wielding toy gladiator	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the intricate toy gladiator and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: javelin Weapon Description: tiny mithril Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: silly, misshapen Legwear Noun: pteruges skirt Legwear Description: lionskin	50

On the display you see: a blue silk gladiator doll with an ebon steel manica, a stuffed toy gladiator with tiny mithril ocrea, a quilted toy gladiator wearing a bright azure subarmalis, a pale blue gladiator toy with roan suede caligae and an ornate gladiator doll with a silk-padded galea.

a blue silk gladiator doll with an ebon steel manica	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the silk gladiator doll and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: broadsword Weapon Description: gold-hilted Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: silvery Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: fine linen	50
a stuffed toy gladiator with tiny mithril ocrea	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the toy gladiator and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: he Weapon Noun: gladius graceus Weapon Description: spiral-etched Shield Noun: parmula Shield Description: triskelion-etched Legwear Noun: pteruges skirt Legwear Description: silk-padded	50
a quilted toy gladiator wearing a bright azure subarmalis	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the toy gladiator and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: he Weapon Noun: plumbata Weapon Description: haon-shafted Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: sapphire-accented Legwear Noun: pteruges loincloth Legwear Description: mist grey	50
a pale blue gladiator toy with roan suede caligae	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the gladiator toy and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: verutum Weapon Description: ruby-capped Shield Noun: pugnam Shield Description: copper Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: roan suede	50
an ornate gladiator doll with a silk-padded galea	Weight: <1 pound		analyze Analyze: You analyze the gladiator doll and sense that the creator has provided the following information: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon - spatha, description - mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: spatha Weapon Description: intricately etched Shield Noun: shield Shield Description: gleaming gold Legwear Noun: pteruges loincloth Legwear Description: silk and suede	50