Summit Expression Faire/custom swear options
Summit Expression Faire custom swear options.
Order by number with Daergron in the Groundskeeper's Cottage to receive this service.
1.
unleash
unleashes
unleashing
a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.
2.
bellow
bellows
bellowing
a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic
3.
catalog
cataloges
cataloging
a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances
4.
choke
chokes
choking
out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears
5.
hurl
hurls
hurling
a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations
6.
deliver
delivers
delivering
a polished string of subtly insinuating insults
7.
gesture
gestures
gesturing
in a coarse and crudely vile manner
8.
stamp
stamps
stamping
both feet in a show of childish temper
9.
gesture
gestures
gesturing
wildly in a fit of unleashed anger
10.
sneer
sneers
sneering
haughtily with a supercilious smirk
11.
curse
curses
cursing
in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing
12.
turn
turns
turning
away with unconcealed disgust
13.
curse
curses
cursing
in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval
14.
hiccup
hiccups
hiccuping
out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting
15.
grimace
grimaces
grimacing
with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh
16.
dash
dashes
dashing
wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!
17.
temper
tempers
tempering
what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink
18.
lambaste
lambastes
lambasting
the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress
19.
mutter
mutters
muttering
about the cruel and fickle nature of fate
20.
sigh
sighs
sighing
with the heaviness of defeat
21.
curse
curses
cursing
with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.
22.
string
strings
stringing
together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.
23.
offer
offers
offering
a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.
24.
turn
turns
turning
away with a dismissive sniff
25.
breathe
breathes
breathing
deeply in a futile attempt at self-control
26.
curse
curses
cursing
quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger
27.
drawl
drawls
drawling
an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice
28.
elucidate
elucidates
elucidating
the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof
29.
expound
expounds
expounding
with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes
30.
slouch
slouches
slouching
sullenly while muttering in a desultorily fashion.
31.
grouse
grouses
grousing
irritably on the subject of today's misguided youths
32.
shout
shouts
shouting
loudly and angrily while squeezing out a few tears to punctuate each frustrated outburst
33.
manage
manages
managing
to issue a statement simultaneously as complimentary as it is deprecating in a single breath
34.
stomp
stomps
stomping
furiously while delivering a tempestuous barrage of expletives, ending with a single, deliberate nod.
35.
squeak
squeaks
squeaking
a plethora of phrases, clearly intended as a method of intimidation.
36.
howl
howls
howling
in a fit of rage while anxiously pacing back and forth
37.
whine
whines
whining
incessantly in an obnoxious, nasal tone
38.
spew
spews
spewing
spittle with every word of the exasperated diatribe.