View source for Summit Academy/December 2017 custom swears

'''Note:  This list has been updated to reflect new offerings in the 12/17 run of Summit Academy. 

<big>[[Summit Academy]] [[custom swear]] options.

Order by number in the Groundskeeper's Cottage to receive this service.</big>
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{| class="wikitable sortable"
!#||Swear||Messaging (3P)
|-
|#1
|TIRADE
|Person unleashes a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.
|-
|#2
|DENOUNCE
|Person bellows a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic.
|-
|#3
|GRIEVANCE
|Person catalogs a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances.
|-
|#4
|CONDEMN
|Person chokes out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears.
|-
|#5
|GARBLED
|Person hurls a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations.
|-
|#6
|SUBTLE-INSULT
|Person delivers a polished string of subtly insinuating insults.
|-
|#7
|VILE
|Person gestures in a coarse and crudely vile manner.
|-
|#8
|CHILDISH
|Person stamps both feet in a show of childish temper.
|-
|#9
|WILD
|Person gestures wildly in a fit of unleashed anger.
|-
|#10
|SMIRK
|Person sneers haughtily with a supercilious smirk.
|-
|#11
|MANNERED
|Person curses in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing.
|-
|#12
|DISGUST
|Person turns away with unconcealed disgust.
|-
|#13
|CLIPPED
|Person curses in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval.
|-
|#14
|MUMBLED
|Person hiccups out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting.
|-
|#15
|SIGH
|Person grimaces with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh.
|-
|#16
|INJUSTICE
|Person dashes wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!
|-
|#17
|RETORT
|Person tempers what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink.
|-
|#18
|DEMAND
|Person lambastes the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress.
|-
|#19
|FATE
|Person mutters about the cruel and fickle nature of fate.
|-
|#20
|DEFEAT
|Person sighs with the heaviness of defeat.
|-
|#21
|FLAMBOYANT
|Person curses with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.
|-
|#22
|ANGRY
|Person strings together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.
|-
|#23
|SUGGEST
|Person offers a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.
|-
|#24
|SNIFF
|Person turns away with a dismissive sniff.
|-
|#25
|SELF-CONTROL
|Person breathes deeply in a futile attempt at self-control.
|-
|#26
|QUIET
|Person curses quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger.
|-
|#27
|BORED
|Person drawls an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice.
|-
|#28
|SMUG
|Person elucidates the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof.
|-
|#29
|SHOES
|Person expounds with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes.
|-
|#30
|SULLEN
|Person slouches sullenly while muttering in a desultory fashion.
|-
|#31
|YOUTHS
|Person grouses irritably on the subject of today's misguided youths.
|-
|#32
|TEARS
|Person shouts loudly and angrily while squeezing out a few tears to punctuate each frustrated outburst.
|-
|#33
|BREATH
|Person manages to issue a statement simultaneously as complimentary as it is deprecating in a single breath.
|-
|#34
|NOD
|Person stomps furiously while delivering a tempestuous barrage of expletives, ending with a single, deliberate nod.
|-
|#35
|INTIMIDATE
|Person squeaks a plethora of phrases, clearly intended as a method of intimidation.
|-
|#36
|PACE
|Person howls in a fit of rage while anxiously pacing back and forth.
|-
|#37
|NASAL
|Person whines incessantly in an obnoxious, nasal tone.
|-
|#38
|SPITTLE
|Person spews spittle with each accentuated delivery of peckish expletives.
|-
|#39
|GOSAENA
|Person guffaws, "Great galloping Gosaena!"
|-
|#40
|FIST
|Person scowls indignantly with clenched fists.
|-
|#41
|BOIL
|Person belts out, "You are worse than the boils on the backside of an orc!"
|-
|#42
|OOZE
|Person belts out, "You are slimier than the ooze on a magru's skin!"
|-
|#43
|CRAB
|Person belts out, "I'll stuff and saute you like a crab cake!"
|-
|#44
|MONGREL
|Person belts out, "Why, you little silver pinching mongrel! Choke on your ill-gotten gains!"
|-
|#45
|ROLTON
|Person belts out, "I'll split you like a rolton going on the fire for the evening meal!"
|-
|#46
|MOTHER
|Person weaves together a string of insults that leaves no one's mother unmentioned.
|-
|#47
|ENEMY
|Person grunts an angry threat at enemies seen and unseen.
|-
|#48
|FRUSTRATED
|Person struggles to summon sufficiently vicious words, but spitting in frustration is all that occurs.
|-
|#49
|BILIOUS
|Person summons a bilious, swilling curse that is more spat than spoken.
|-
|#50
|WRATH
|Person conjures an insult to the gods almost potent enough to invoke their wrath.
|-
|#51
|RIGHTEOUS
|Person blasphemes the gods with righteous anger!
|-
|#52
|INSULT
|Person unleashes a cascade of rather lovely-sounding yet unmistakably vicious insults.
|-
|#53
|REVENGE
|Person turns away with a barely audible promise of revenge.
|-
|#54
|KOAR
|Person lets loose an angry tirade involving a horse, the Church of Koar, and a chamber pot.
|-
|#55
|INDIGNITY
|Person promises this latest indignity will be the last!
|-
|#59
|MUTTER
|Person mutters an under-the-breath curse about a motherless rolton.
|-
|#60
|LUUKOS
|Person curses bitterly, condemning everyone in sight to Luukos' Maw.
|-
|#61
|EXHALE
|Person exhales a quiet curse while rubbing a temple with two fingers.
|-
|#62
|SNEER
|Person curses bitterly, lips pulled back in an enraged sneer.
|-
|#63
|LUUKOS2
|Person murmurs a bitter curse, condemning everyone in sight to Luukos' embrace.
|-
|#64
|EYEROLL
|Person swears quietly with a roll of the eyes.
|-
|#65
|GROWL
|Person growls several dirty phrases, bitterly, from between gritted teeth.
|-
|#67
|LOVE
|Person spits out a hail of profanities directed at the fickle nature of love.
|-
|#68
|TARTS
|Person squeaks out a volley of benign curses against cold coffee, curdled milk, and broken tart kilns.
|-
|#69
|WENCH
|Person murmurs wistful mutterings about saucy wenches and ice cold brews.
|-
|#70
|VOMIT
|Person vomits an offensive thesaurus of vulgarity that would secretly impress any bibliophile.
|-
|#71
|BUFFET
|Person lays out a lexical buffet of vulgarity to satisfy even the most profane of appetites.
|-
|#72
|RECEPTACLE
|Person suggests delicately that your deity can take his holiness and place it in his holy receptacle.
|-
|#73
|OYSTER
|Person mutters a suggestion involving an anatomically impossible arrangement of Charl and his oysters.
|-
|#74
|WITHER
|Person spouts a fervent invocation involving an intimately targeted casting of Wither.
|-
|#75
|LITANY
|Person rattles off a concisely constructed and alliterated litany lambasting the recipient's amoral matrilineal propensities.
|-
|#76
|CURDLE
|Person blurts out such an unending stream of execrable terms that it would curdle beer.
|}
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