BVShop:Everybody Must Get Stoned/February 2026

a battered grime-covered tent, Room# 8214732, [Map Room XX], Lich# XX, go grime-covered tent

Everybody Must Get Stoned

[Everybody Must Get Stoned]	Room: 8212777
Several small stone chests, some with rocks sitting atop them, are shoved onto dusty shelves. More rocks are plopped into a stone replica of Duskruin Arena, and a few battered gems and rocks roll around in small basalt enclosures. A cloaked gnoll sits on a scuffed chair near the back.
Obvious paths: out

a cloaked gnoll

> ask gnoll about boulder
A cloaked gnoll rasps, "It is a famous stone, so of course gnolls know of it.  Sometimes, when no adventurers were around, we would fight kobolds at its apex."

> ask gnoll about dwarves
A cloaked gnoll rasps, "We recall a special dwarf who has been a great friend to gnolls for decades.  I personally have a wonderful collection of smooth stones thanks to him."

> ask gnoll about stone
The gnoll rasps, "The stones are imbued by magic by a great leader of ours.  The ones for sale are the most sedate, but if you feel up to the challenge, the certificate and chit can help with that."

> ask gnoll about help
The gnoll rasps, "No, that's fine, I don't need help.  The rocks listen to me, after a fashion, but thank you for offering.  Most adventurers aren't nearly so nice."  He pauses, blushing, before saying, "Oh, you mean how can I help you?  Just ASK me about boulder, dwarves or stone."

On the dusty shelves you see: a grime-encrusted certificate, a battered stone chit, a small granite chest with brass hinges, an ebon-veined sandstone chest flecked with moss, a little slate coffer etched with runes, a bloodstained quartz coffer with copper hinges, a battered basalt box bearing bloodstained blotches, a tiny stone box etched with Gnollish markings, a corbeau-striated darkened travertine box, a salt-stained silvery slate strongbox, and a chipped mossy limestone strongbox.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a grime-encrusted certificate		< 1 lb	Analyze Analyze: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This Unlock Certificate applies an improvement or service as described below. It may not be changed in any way. Unless otherwise stated, it may be used at any time and does not expire. Additional usage may apply. Usage: APPRAISE Check eligibility REDEEM Apply the improvement ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pet Rock Unlock Certificate This will unlock a pet rock from Tier 1 to Tier 2. All unlocks should be performed on the summoning device with the pet rock dismissed.	50,000
a battered stone chit		< 1 lb	Analyze Analyze: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ This Unlock Certificate applies an improvement or service as described below. It may not be changed in any way. Unless otherwise stated, it may be used at any time and does not expire. Additional usage may apply. Usage: APPRAISE Check eligibility REDEEM Apply the improvement ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Pet Rock Unlock Certificate This will unlock a pet rock from Tier 2 to Tier 3. All unlocks should be performed on the summoning device with the pet rock dismissed.	75,000
a small granite chest with brass hinges		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
an ebon-veined sandstone chest flecked with moss		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a little slate coffer etched with runes		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a bloodstained quartz coffer with copper hinges		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a battered basalt box bearing bloodstained blotches		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a tiny stone box etched with Gnollish markings		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a corbeau-striated darkened travertine box		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a salt-stained silvery slate strongbox		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a chipped mossy limestone strongbox		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000