BVShop:Fatal Afflares/August 2022

XX, [Map Room 26], Room# 8214531, Lich# L26893

Fatal Afflares, Breach

[Fatal Afflares, Breach - 8212717]
Much like a turbulent sky foretelling an impending storm, swirls of dark grey paint cover the lofty ceiling of this shop, and a multitude of wares are strewn about haphazardly as if they had been ravaged by a fierce whirlwind. Crushed boxes and half-sealed containers are piled into one corner, while tumbled stacks of paper litter a crevice-laden floor. An elaborate painting dangles on a thin wire and is partially supported by a damaged rain barrel that rests directly beneath. You also see a damp note.
Obvious exits: out

a damp note
In the Common language, it reads:
These certificates will apply customized FLARE messaging to weapons, armor, or shields.  Your item must already have flares (either inherent material flares, explicitly added flares, or bane flares) for this custom messaging to work.

The items in this room are for SPECIFIC flare types.  ANALYZE the items to see specific details.

Important Note: Items in the the crevice will not be available after the February 2022 run.

In the thin crevice you see: a bright green-trimmed parchment, an aquamarine waterlogged certificate, a spotted viridian voucher, a light cloud-shaped voucher, and a striped black-trimmed parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a bright green-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Luminescent green droplets dribble from your (weapon/armor/shield) and puddle mid-air, creating a large globule of sizzling liquid that bursts over (target) and rots away (his/her/its) exposed body! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for acid flares.	2,500
an aquamarine waterlogged certificate		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Funneling upward, a spout of water streams from your (weapon/armor/shield) and begins to spin rapidly as it moves forward, ravaging (target) with a tornadic torrent! ** This certificate is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for water flares.	2,500
a spotted viridian voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Without warning, an ominous cloud forms overhead and churns violently, raining blistering droplets of acid down upon (target) until the fog is sucked into your (weapon/armor/shield)! ** This voucher is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for acid flares.	2,500
a light cloud-shaped voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your ears pop as the air pressure suddenly drops, and a fierce tornado coalesces around (target), spinning (him/her/it) violently in the air for a brief moment before the winds die down! ** This voucher is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for air flares.	2,500
a striped black-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Thin strands of black matter surge forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) toward (target) and encase (him/her/it) securely with this wicked method of constriction! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for vacuum flares.	2,500

On the messy stack you see: a wicked black parchment, a white gold-trimmed parchment, a torn brown-trimmed parchment, a crumpled yellow-trimmed parchment, a thick blue-trimmed parchment, a gold cream-trimmed parchment, and a thin red-trimmed parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a wicked black parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A wave of wicked power surges forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) and fills (target) with terror, (his/her/its) form trembling with unmitigated fear! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for terror flares.	2,500
a white gold-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Waves of luminous energy encircle (target) and gradually grow more vibrant in hue, returning to you with an audible *WHOOSH*! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for mana flares.	2,500
a torn brown-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A thunderous boom emanates from your (weapon/armor/shield) as earthen rubble and debris surges upward, consuming (target) in a furious pelting! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for impact flares.	2,500
a crumpled yellow-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Gathering around your (weapon/armor/shield), a pulsating light grows in intensity until a shocking eruption of energized power scorches (target)! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for electrical flares.	2,500
a thick blue-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A thin stream of icy cold liquid shoots forth from your (weapon/armor/shield), water droplets freezing instantly into razor sharp slivers as they sail toward (target) and maim (him/her/it) on impact! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for cold flares.	2,500
a gold cream-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** An intense golden glow surrounds (target) and illuminates (his/her/its) form before shifting its focus toward you, setting your (weapon/armor/shield) aflame for a brief moment! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for acuity flares.	2,500
a thin red-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Emerging from your (weapon/armor/shield), a massive ball of flames coalesces and launches straight toward (target), engulfing (him/her/it) in a searing sphere of fire! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for heat flares.	2,500

In the wooden box you see: a wavy dark grey voucher, a shiny silver voucher, a jagged light purple voucher, and a decaying dark green voucher.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a wavy dark grey voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With a loud **BOOM** from your (weapon/armor/shield), the (floor/ground) begins to roil and wobble beneath (target), causing (him/her/it) to teeter back and forth precariously! ** This voucher is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for unbalance flares.	2,500
a shiny silver voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Catapulting from your (weapon/armor/shield), a thick, braided rope twists and twines around (target), strangling (his/her/its) form with debilitating force! ** This voucher is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for grapple flares.	2,500
a jagged light purple voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** An unnatural shift in atmospheric pressure causes intense and harsh bursts of air that yield a violent, resonant attack on (target)! ** This voucher is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for disruption flares.	2,500
a decaying dark green voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Momentarily illuminated by a nefarious veil of light that emanates from your (weapon/armor/shield), (target's) form appears to decay and deteriorate rapidly! ** This voucher is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for disintegrate flares.	2,500

In the cracked stone container you see: a blackened scarlet parchment and a lava red certificate.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a blackened scarlet parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Flames form like deep scarlet-orange ribbons around your (weapon/armor/shield) and erupt into a roaring fire that ignites (target) on contact! ** This parchment is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for heat flares.	2,500
a lava red certificate		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your (weapon/armor/shield) (flashes/flash) a blood red hue, and tall mounds of crimson and carmine liquid bubble up from beneath (target), scorching (him/her/it) in searing lava! ** This certificate is restricted to a specific flare type, and will ONLY message for magma flares.	2,500

Fatal Afflares, Rupture

[Fatal Afflares, Rupture - 8212718]
The lack of natural light and an abundance of moisture has fostered an unexpected home for maidenhair ferns and elderberry bushes. Dirt and debris, transported from a steady trickle of water from the upper floor, has settled along the moss-covered ground and provides ample nutrients for the botanic migrants to thrive. Wrapped in petrified roots, a partially buried chest rests in the corner, taunting all who enter. You also see a faded sign and a dark stairwell.
Obvious exits: none

a faded sign
In the Common language, it reads:
These certificates will apply customized FLARE messaging to weapons, armor, or shields.  Your item must already have flares (either inherent material flares, explicitly added flares, or bane flares) for this custom messaging to work.

The items in this room are for ANY flare types.  ANALYZE the items to see specific details.

Important Note: Items on the moss will not be available after the February 2022 run.

On the thick moss you see: a lobster-shaped note, a spider-shaped note, a sickle-shaped note, and a red note stamped with a green wisp of smoke.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a lobster-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With a loud cracking noise, tiny eggs spill forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) onto the (floor/ground) and erupt, birthing miniature lobsters that begin to gnaw viciously at (target) with clacking pincers before disappearing! **	2,500
a spider-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With a loud cracking noise, translucent eggs spill forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) onto the (floor/ground) and erupt, birthing albino tomb spiders that begin to devour (target) viciously with their glistening fangs before disappearing! **	2,500
a sickle-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Green sparks seep from your (weapon/armor/shield) and diverge through the air as a grey sickle appears and begins to hack and slash viciously at (target)! **	2,500
a red note stamped with a green wisp of smoke		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Thick, smoky wisps of jade ooze sinuously from your (weapon/armor/shield) and entwine around (target) in a strangling embrace! **	2,500

On the elderberry bush you see: a vivid cerulean note, a deep amber note, a multicolored note stamped with wavy lines, a face-shaped note, a hand-shaped note, and a figure-shaped note.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a vivid cerulean note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Luminescent motes of vivid cerulean eject from your (weapon/armor/shield) and propel toward (target) with increasing speed, finally bursting in a blinding flash! **	2,500
a deep amber note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Luminescent motes of deep amber eject from your (weapon/armor/shield) and propel toward (target) with increasing speed, finally bursting in a blinding flash! **	2,500
a multicolored note stamped with wavy lines		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your (weapon/armor/shield) (vibrates/vibrate) rhythmically as a cacophony of ear splitting sounds assaults (target) from all directions! **	2,500
a face-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Dust particles swirl intensely and coalesce to form an elongated, open-mouthed macabre face that discharges a deafening, ear piercing wail directly at (target)! **	2,500
a hand-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Reaching outward from your (weapon/armor/shield), a ghastly pair of spectral hands grabs and claws ferociously at (target)! **	2,500
a figure-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A miniscule orb of light floats from your (weapon/armor/shield), hovering mid-air and gradually expanding to become a ghostly likeness of you! With a savage howl, the shadowy image unleashes a mighty attack on (target)! **	2,500

Behind the elderberry bush you see: a scorched voucher, a plain white parchment, a luminous silver-trimmed parchment, a circular iron-hued parchment, a thin razor-sharp parchment, a translucent skull-shaped note, a deep purple note, and a long whip-shaped note.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a scorched voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your (weapon/armor/shield) (flashes/flash) a series of pulsating, blinding lights that scorch and sear (target), a pungent odor of burning flesh lingering in the air! **	2,500
a plain white parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** An intense rush of energy spews from your (weapon/armor/shield) and engulfs (target) with an unrelenting dynamic attack! **	2,500
a luminous silver-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Waves of luminous energy pour from your (weapon/armor/shield) and assault (target) with a ruthless barrage of arduous strikes! **	2,500
a circular iron-hued parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Materializing in thin air, a thick, rusty iron collar forms around (target) and clamps shut, constricting all air flow! **	2,500
a thin razor-sharp parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Hundreds of razor-sharp daggers discharge from your (weapon/armor/shield) in a virulent barrage to mutilate (target)! **	2,500
a translucent skull-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** For a brief moment, your (weapon/armor/shield) (wavers/waver) in and out of existence, an enormous spectral skull appearing long enough to open its immense mouth and chomp down upon (target)! **	2,500
a deep purple note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Luminescent motes of deep purple eject from your (weapon/armor/shield) and propel toward (target) with increasing speed, finally bursting in a blinding flash! **	2,500
a long whip-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Flailing and spinning wildly, a whirlwind of tiny whips bursts from your (weapon/armor/shield) and violates (target) with a brutal slashing assault! **	2,500

On the maidenhair fern you see: a brown nest-shaped note, a jackal-stamped note, a deep scarlet note stamped with a black widow, a silver arm-shaped note, a doe-shaped note, an eye-shaped note, a sword-shaped note, a trident-shaped note, and a rolton-shaped note.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a brown nest-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** An ominous buzzing emanates from your (weapon/armor/shield) as a calamitous swarm of giant hornets besieges (target) with their torturous stingers! **	2,500
a jackal-stamped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With a bloodthirsty howl, a snarled and hideous jackal lunges forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) and rips ruthlessly at (target) with its powerful fangs! **	2,500
a deep scarlet note stamped with a black widow		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Strands of viscous white webbing covered with hundreds of black widow spiderlings spurt forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) and envelop (target) in a strangling constraint! **	2,500
a silver arm-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Materializing above, two enormous, clenched fists slam down forcefully upon (target) with brutal strength! **	2,500
a doe-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Thin blades of grass fall from your (weapon/armor/shield) as a spectral doe appears in front of (target), hind legs kicking and flailing in a protective whirlwind attack! **	2,500
an eye-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With an audible *POP*, a slit-pupiled eye bursts from your (weapon/armor/shield) and issues a chilling, intimidating stare directly at (target)! **	2,500
a sword-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Black sparks emanate from your (weapon/armor/shield) as a silver-edged black sword appears and begins to repeatedly slash at (target)! **	2,500
a trident-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Sparks of deep blue shimmer into existence from your (weapon/armor/shield) as an emerald trident appears and begins to repeatedly stab at (target)! **	2,500
a rolton-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With a loud cracking noise, tiny eggs spill forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) onto the (floor/ground) and erupt, birthing miniature roltons that begin to gnash viciously at (target) with their curved incisors before disappearing! **	2,500

Behind the maidenhair fern you see: a bone white note, a pustule-covered note, a scaly viridian note, a thorny vine-shaped note, a snake-shaped note, a black tentacle-shaped note, a golden sun-shaped note, and a black treble clef-shaped note.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a bone white note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Cracked and splintered bones propel rapidly from your (weapon/armor/shield) and strike (target) in a merciless onslaught! **	2,500
a pustule-covered note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A thick, yellowish fog engulfs (target), causing tiny pustules to form and burst into thousands of flesh-hungry botflies! **	2,500
a scaly viridian note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Slick viridian snakes wriggle from the end of your (weapon/armor/shield) and slither along the (floor/ground) to (target), where they unleash a brutal, venomous assault! **	2,500
a thorny vine-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Thorny vines and mold-infested roots emerge from the (floor/ground) beneath (target), winding viciously around (him/her/it) with destructive results! **	2,500
a snake-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With a loud cracking noise, tiny eggs spill forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) onto the (floor/ground) and erupt, birthing a cluster of rattlesnakes that repeatedly lash out and bite (target) with razor-sharp fangs! **	2,500
a black tentacle-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Gangly black tentacles sprout upward from the (floor/ground) and wrap around (target), constricting (him/her/it) with brutal force! **	2,500
a golden sun-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** As brilliant as the sun, radiant beams surge forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) and burn (target), leaving a stench of scorched matter in the air! **	2,500
a black treble clef-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A cacophony of sound blares from your (weapon/armor/shield), surrounding (target) in a barrage of confounding noise! **	2,500