EHShop:Don't Bug Me!/2022

a fissure, [Map Room 40], Room# 8083106, Lich# L31942, go fissure

Don't Bug Me!, Showroom

[Don't Bug Me!, Showroom - 8084201]
Beyond the irregularly edged fissure that marks the entrance to this torch-lit space, the striated rock walls open up to reveal a modestly sized cave lined with a long iron shelf. Moisture glistens off the walls, the floor, and a small wooden table, each dancing with scintillating sparkles as the reflected torchlight moves sinuously with the fluctuating passage of incoming air. You also see a narrow crevice and a chiseled rock slab.
Obvious exits: out

a chiseled rock slab

In the Common language, it reads:
~Welcome to "Don't Bug Me!," the home of fancy-schmancy beard clips that let anyone with a sufficiently hairy face carry a tiny friend around with them wherever they go!


Each clip for sale here has a small, protected opening in the back just the right size to accommodate one of the many insects to be found throughout Elanthia.

The bugs that will fit within the beard clips are the same as those that fit within the popular bug jars and have been shaken and plucked out of the jars, their likeness preserved so perfectly on paper.

Simply hold a clip in one hand and a bug likeness in the other.  NUDGE to encourage your new friend to snuggle into its home and PINCH to remove it safely.

The parchments for sale on the wooden table are for the zestification of the beard clips for sale here.

On the wooden table you see: a fancy blue parchment and a fancy red parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a fancy blue parchment	unlock certificate		Beard Bugs This parchment will unlock a Beard Bugs Beard Clip to Tier 2 from Tier 1.	500
a fancy red parchment	unlock certificate		Beard Bugs This parchment will unlock a Beard Bugs Beard Clip to Tier 3 from Tier 2.	500

On the iron shelf you see: a tarnished silver beard clip, a polished silver beard clip, a dragon-etched veil-iron beard clip, a hammered veil-iron beard clip, a matte black cast iron beard clip, a rust-flaked cast iron beard clip, a gleaming mithril beard clip, a wire-wrapped mithril beard clip, a tusk-clasped imflass beard clip, and a gleaming blue imflass beard clip.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a tarnished silver beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a polished silver beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a dragon-etched veil-iron beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a hammered veil-iron beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a matte black cast iron beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a rust-flaked cast iron beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a gleaming mithril beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a wire-wrapped mithril beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a tusk-clasped imflass beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50
a gleaming blue imflass beard clip		< 1 lb pin-worn	Beard Bugs Analyze Analyze: Tier: 1	50

Don't Bug Me!, Workroom

[Don't Bug Me!, Workroom - 8084202]
Though the seepage running down the striated rock walls glistens enticingly in the flickering light of an iron-framed torch, the accumulated puddles on the uneven floor make the footing quite hazardous. A series of flat stone blocks provide seating around a small worktable covered with tools and metal shavings.
Obvious exits: west