Mitch (shattered)

Mitch the ranger

Twisting vines writhe around Mitch, obscuring him in an ever-shifting barrier of thorns.
You see Mitch He's the Coolest.
He appears to be an alien.
He is one Mitch tall. He appears to be very young. He has stink eyes and filthy skin. He has mouthwatering, Mitch colored hair done up Age of Enlightenment style. He has a resting Mitch face and a butfor.
He is in great shape.
He is wearing a fantastic spacesuit, some broad canvas suspenders, a bag that has an inside that is bigger than the outside.  Figure that one out, pal, a wide mithril belt, and a pair of pleated charcoal linen trousers with narrow cuffs

Mitch's Home

Lifting the lid of the dumpster, you crawl inside.

[Mitch's Dumpster]

Beneath a closed metal lid lies a cramped, makeshift space.  Its walls, somewhere between green and black, bear large patches of peeled paint that reveal raw steel underneath.  A single, long circular table dominates the center, its surface marked by rust and grime.  Perched upon it is a filthy mirror, smeared and streaked with unidentifiable stains.  A faint echo sounds off the scuffed metal, underscoring the odd stillness in this curious dumpster hideaway.  You also see a silver-lipped blue-tinged glass jar teeming with herbs, the Atomic Fern, a pile of extra towels and a round metal trash bin.

Obvious exits: none

Skes

209, 211, 215, 509, 712, 913, 1109, 1605, 1606, 425, cman bull rush, cman mug, cman evade mastery

Mitch's Gear

A fantastic spacesuit

It imparts a bonus of +50 more than usual.

It protects against magical attacks with a bonus of 30.

It is an enhancive item:

    It provides a boost of 6 to Perception Ranks.

    It provides a boost of 6 to Stalking and Hiding Ranks.

    It provides a boost of 6 to Survival Ranks.

    It provides a boost of 6 to Climbing Ranks.

    It seems to be out of enhancive charges.

It will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.

It is incredibly resistant (40%) to corrosive attacks.

It appears to weigh about 8 pounds.

It is estimated to be worth about 1,001,450,000 silvers.

It is very heavily padded to lessen the damage the wearer takes.

It is superbly padded against critical blows.

It is spiked.

It is predominantly crafted of leather.

It has been ensorcelled 5 times.

It may be enchanted up to a bonus of 50 by a wizard.

It is an overwhelming project (2,217 difficulty) for an adventurer to modify.

It has some unknown (scripted) benefit (Forest Armor)

Burnt velvet cloak

It is incredibly resistant (40%) to slashing attacks.

It is incredibly resistant (40%) to crushing attacks.

It is incredibly resistant (40%) to puncturing attacks.

It appears to weigh about 5 pounds.

It is estimated to be worth about 100,000 silvers.

It is a container with a maximum interior capacity of 250 pounds with room for any number of items.  It appears to reduce the weight of its contents by 60%.

It is predominantly crafted of cloth.

Pleated linen trousers

It is an enhancive item:

    It provides a boost of 25 to Brawling Bonus.

    It provides a boost of 40 to Agility Base.

    It seems to be out of enhancive charges.

It will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.

It is a small item, under a pound.

It is estimated to be worth about 4,550,000 silvers.

It is a container with a maximum interior capacity of 250 pounds with room for any number of items.  It appears to reduce the weight of its contents by 40%.

It is predominantly crafted of cloth.

Wide mithril belt

It is an enhancive item:

    It provides a boost of 5 to Strength Bonus.

    Imparts knowledge of spell 215.

    Imparts knowledge of spell 1606.

    It seems to be out of enhancive charges.

It will persist after its last enhancive charge has been expended.

It is a small item, under a pound.

It is estimated to be worth about 8,550,000 silvers.

It is predominantly crafted of mithril. (Belt of Kai)