Mitch (shattered)

Mitch the ranger

Twisting vines writhe around Mitch, obscuring him in an ever-shifting barrier of thorns.
You see Mitch He's the Coolest.
He appears to be an alien.
He is one Mitch tall. He appears to be very young. He has stink eyes and filthy skin. He has mouthwatering, Mitch colored hair done up Age of Enlightenment style. He has a resting Mitch face and a butfor.
He has a tapered cherrywood pipe clenched between his teeth, and a small black dagger tattoo on his neck.
He is in great shape.
He is wearing a fantastic spacesuit, some broad canvas suspenders, a bag that has an inside that is bigger than the outside.  Figure that one out, pal, and a pair of pleated charcoal linen trousers with narrow cuffs