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a squat straw-roofed hovel, [Map Room 48], Room# 8083135, Lich# L31759, go straw-roofed hovel
The Two-Headed Dog
| [The Two-Headed Dog - 8084425] | |
| Violet, teal, coral, and aquamarine light leaks through the cornsilk yellow straw that covers the hovel's peaked roof, casting its upper reaches in rainbow-whorled colors before diffusing to the yellowish orange hues of the sconces that line the walls. Broad shelves, evenly hung and level, cast shadows upon several tidy worktables, while metal splinters, leather fragments, and pencil shavings are scattered about the uneven floor. A long bench rests near the exit, its surface worn smooth with use. You also see a blackened iron strongbox. | |
| Obvious exits: out | |
On the tidy worktable you see: a wrinkled pale pink slip, a wrinkled vellum slip, a wrinkled parchment slip, a dog-eared dun slip, a dog-eared brown slip, a dog-eared beige slip, a curled black slip, a curled grey slip, a curled white slip, and a large wooden sign.
a large wooden sign
In the Common language, it reads:
Welcome to the Two-Headed Dog
We specialize in Pauldrons and Spaulders!
Fluffy fun for the combat minded,
they have five tiers.
Tier 1 - Wear, Remove, Pull, Push
Tier 2 - Tap, Touch, Twitch, Scratch
Tier 3 - Clean, Clench, Crack, Swear
Tier 4 - Growl, Jeer, Rub, Sneer
Tier 5 - Customizations and Mocking
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PINCH - causes your pauldron to mock you!
POKE - causes your pauldron to mock others!
PROD - causes your pauldron to mock creatures!
FEED - lets you customize the eyes of the monster!
You can also FEED your pauldron one of the curses
that we have for sale here!
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Every pauldron comes with a creature or animal head!
Any merchant can customize the head or add more!
Warning: Pauldrons are only big enough for three total
creature or monster heads.
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Analyze Everything and Enjoy the fun!
Item Type Info Details Price a wrinkled pale pink slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a wrinkled vellum slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a wrinkled parchment slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a dog-eared dun slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a dog-eared brown slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a dog-eared beige slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a curled black slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a curled grey slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15 a curled white slip < 1 lb The Monster-Headed Pauldron
15
On the broad shelves you see: a pair of brown rolton-faced leather pauldrons sporting ivory horns, a molded wyvern-headed vaalorn pauldron, a dog-faced boiled leather pauldron, a pair of boar-headed boiled leather spaulders sprouting tusks, a fox-crested platinum spaulder, and a troll-faced hammered copper spaulder.
Item Type Info Details Price a pair of brown rolton-faced leather pauldrons sporting ivory horns < 1 lb
shoulder-slungThe Monster-Headed Pauldron
50 a molded wyvern-headed vaalorn pauldron < 1 lb
shoulder-slungThe Monster-Headed Pauldron
50 a dog-faced boiled leather pauldron < 1 lb
shoulder-slungThe Monster-Headed Pauldron
50 a pair of boar-headed boiled leather spaulders sprouting tusks < 1 lb
shoulder-slungThe Monster-Headed Pauldron
50 a fox-crested platinum spaulder < 1 lb
shoulder-slungThe Monster-Headed Pauldron
50 a troll-faced hammered copper spaulder < 1 lb
shoulder-slungThe Monster-Headed Pauldron
50
In the iron strongbox you see: a plain white document, a plain beige document, a plain brown document, a gold-edged dusky document , and a dingy grey slip.
Item Type Info Details Price a plain white document unlock certificate The Monster-Headed Pauldron
Your document will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 2.50 a plain beige document unlock certificate The Monster-Headed Pauldron
Your document will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 3.50 a plain brown document unlock certificate The Monster-Headed Pauldron
Your document will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 4.50 a gold-edged dusky document unlock certificate The Monster-Headed Pauldron
Your document will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 5.50 a dingy grey slip unlock certificate The Monster-Headed Pauldron
Your slip will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron, allowing it to change wear it is worn.250