Verb:MOCK

MOCK Type Roleplaying

MOCK is a roleplaying verb that allows one to insult a target and has special messaging when used against turkeys.

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Usage:
    MOCK {target}

Usage

MOCK will randomly select an insult based on the target type (creature or person only).

Target	First	Second	Third
Person	You say to Target, "You, madam/sir, are a venomed, potato-headed wagtail!"	Person says to you, "You, madam, are a venomed, potato-headed wagtail!"	This section has not been added yet; please add to it now!
Creature	You exclaim to the creature, "You death-token! Die!"	N/A	This section has not been added yet; please add to it now!
Turkey	You deride the turkey, "Even gravy couldn't make you palatable!" You exclaim to the turkey, "I've seen better stuffing in a taxidermied squirrel!" You ridicule the turkey, "Your plumage wouldn't impress a serving platter!"	N/A	This section has not been added yet; please add to it now!

Potential Person Target Insults

• puking, rolton-loving apple-john
• vilous hedge-pig
• saucy, half-faced horn-beast
• sottish, turnip-headed brown-noser
• brazen pantaloon
• orcish mumble-news
• bawdy haggard
• distempered, ill-composed apple-john
• queasy reiver-kisser
• venomed lout
• peevish canker-blossom
• haughty, ill-composed snipe
• currish pigeon-egg
• wayward waterfly
• tottering ratsbane
• distempered, folly-fallen jolthead
• puny strumpet
• quailing, krolvin-sympathizing manticore-wrangler
• rank bladder
• fobbing miscreant
• currish barnacle
• errant, kobold-kissing measle
• frumpy cutpurse
• sallow, clay-brained gnome-cruncher
• mewling, paper-faced rudesby
• errant, boil-brained harpy
• hideous flap-dragon
• knavish cutpurse
• lumpish, ill-breeding ruffian
• rank, goblin-cavorting reiver-kisser
• paunchy, fool-born reiver-kisser
• lewd, heavy-handed pigeon-egg
• dankish, eye-offending frog-wart
• unmuzzled lout
• fawning, rude-growing dorper

Potential Creature Target Insults

• waterfly
• apple-john
• scut
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