BVShop:The Yarrrpee Shoppe/August 2023

a ship-shaped dark wood wagon, [Map Room 16], Room# 8214516, Lich# L26877, go dark wagon

The Yarrrpee Shoppe

[The Yarrrpee Shoppe - 8212405]
Planks of sun-bleached wood have been reinforced by iron rivets, the disorganized shop resembling the interior of a ramshackle ship. Faded flags of unknown origin are draped against the walls, providing a backdrop for a cluttered stained wood wardrobe and a heavily notched wooden chest firmly wedged towards the back. A chum bucket sits empty in the back corner, save for a bright yellow pineapple.
Obvious exits: east, out

In the stained wood wardrobe you see: a shredded skirt of leather strips weighted by animal bones, a side-slit ashen silk skirt draped from thin leather belts, a bronze-chained skirt of vert leather and suede scales, a high-pinned sable lace skirt bustled in black jade roses, a slim-fitted skirt of burgundy silk draped in thin chains, a suede-lashed blackened steel hook, a pelt-bound darkened bronze hook, a sinew-knotted boiled leather eyepatch, a map-branded tanned leather eyepatch, a vine-affixed black rose eyepatch, and a ship-shaped note.

a ship-shaped note

In the Common language, it reads:
The eyepatches and hooks are now fancier than before!

Black Rose - One of his/her eyes is covered by a vine-affixed black rose eyepatch, its silken petals resting against his/her temple.
Tan Eyepatch - A tanned leather eyepatch covers one of his/her eyes, its surface branded with a detailed nautical map.
Boiled Eyepatch - One of his/her eyes is covered by a sinew-knotted boiled leather eyepatch, the waxed cords interwoven with strands of kelp.

Bronze Hook - His/Her hand has been replaced by a pelt-bound darkened bronze hook, the pitch-stained hide wrapped in thick chains.
Steel Hook - His/Her hand has been replaced by a suede-lashed blackened steel hook, the sharp curve carved in uneven sigils.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a shredded skirt of leather strips weighted by animal bones		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: tanned leather Strap Material: ivory-beaded buckskin Sheath Description: braided cordovan	3,000
a side-slit ashen silk skirt draped from thin leather belts		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: ashen silk Strap Material: latticed suede Sheath Description: rose-branded leather	3,000
a bronze-chained skirt of vert leather and suede scales		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: vert leather and suede Strap Material: riveted wool Sheath Description: gilded leather	3,000
a high-pinned sable lace skirt bustled in black jade roses		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: sable lace Strap Material: perforated leather Sheath Description: branded velvet	3,000
a slim-fitted skirt of burgundy silk draped in thin chains		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: burgundy silk Strap Material: onyx suede Sheath Description: rigid jet leather	3,000
a suede-lashed blackened steel hook		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt	1,000
a pelt-bound darkened bronze hook		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt	1,000
a sinew-knotted boiled leather eyepatch		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt	1,000
a map-branded tanned leather eyepatch		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt	1,000
a vine-affixed black rose eyepatch		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt	1,000

In the notched wooden chest you see: a high-slit skirt of jade lotus silk affixed with a buckle, a bustled tea green silk skirt cut to reveal lace petticoats, a riveted ecru leather skirt strapped in buttery suede, a clockwork-set oiled mahogany pegleg, a tally-marked grey driftwood pegleg, and a parchment map.

a parchment map
In the Common language, it reads:
The peglegs are now fancier than before!

Clockwork - He/She has a clockwork-set oiled mahogany pegleg for a leg, the artificial contraption bound with straps of thick leather.
Tally-Marked - He/She has a tally-marked grey driftwood pegleg, the artificial contraption covered in a tattered treasure map.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a high-slit skirt of jade lotus silk affixed with a buckle		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: jade lotus silk Strap Material: nacre-beaded Sheath Description: oiled ebon leather	3,000
a bustled tea green silk skirt cut to reveal lace petticoats		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: tea green silk Strap Material: ecru lace Sheath Description: vanilla leather	3,000
a riveted ecru leather skirt strapped in buttery suede		< 1 lb Pocketed: A very small amount (one very small item) (in) leg-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt Analyze Analyze: This skirt is currently set to: Skirt Fabric: ecru leather Strap Material: cordovan Sheath Description: bronze-washed suede	3,000
a clockwork-set oiled mahogany pegleg		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt	1,000
a tally-marked grey driftwood pegleg		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Skirt	1,000

The Yarrrpee Shoppe, Closet

[The Yarrrpee Shoppe, Closet - 8212406]
The haphazardly nailed closet is both narrow, yet oddly spacious. An oversized steel birdcage stands guard over a number of rolled-up maps, the scrawled renderings of mysterious locales laid bare between stains of ale and saltwater. A torn hemp net decorates the back wall, dangling random props that sway with every movement of the wagon.
Obvious exits: west

On the hemp net you see: a tally-marked black steel spyglass dangling mismatched fangs, a suede-gripped pale silver spyglass wrapped in wolf pelts, a leather-banded ebonwood spyglass carved in vert vinework, a pegleg-shaped wooden spyglass banded in dark iron, a fortress-carved spyglass of finely grained mahogany, and a brass-framed aged oak spyglass stained by dark rum.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a tally-marked black steel spyglass dangling mismatched fangs		< 1 lb belt-attached	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass Analyze Analyze: This spyglass is currently set to: Strap Material: tentacle-shaped leather Embellishment: polished eyepiece	1,500
a suede-gripped pale silver spyglass wrapped in wolf pelts		< 1 lb belt-attached	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass Analyze Analyze: This spyglass is currently set to: Strap Material: stiff wool Embellishment: lacquered parchment map	1,500
a leather-banded ebonwood spyglass carved in vert vinework		< 1 lb belt-attached	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass Analyze Analyze: This spyglass is currently set to: Strap Material: well-oiled leather Embellishment: vert-inked vinework	1,500
a pegleg-shaped wooden spyglass banded in dark iron		< 1 lb belt-attached	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass Analyze Analyze: This spyglass is currently set to: Strap Material: twisted suede Embellishment: tiny ale-colored stones	1,500
a fortress-carved spyglass of finely grained mahogany		< 1 lb belt-attached	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass Analyze Analyze: This spyglass is currently set to: Strap Material: gold-buckled leather Embellishment: shield-shaped insignia	1,500
a brass-framed aged oak spyglass stained by dark rum		< 1 lb belt-attached	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass Analyze Analyze: This spyglass is currently set to: Strap Material: worn leather Embellishment: faded parchment map	1,500

In the steel birdcage you see: a pale-bellied black silk sea eagle, a square-jawed white oilcloth pelican, a kelp-woven grey netting beard, a ring-bound vermilion wool beard, and a fish-shaped note.

a fish-shaped note

In the Common language, it reads:
The birds and beards are now fancier than before!

Eagle - A pale-bellied black sea eagle is perched on his/her shoulder, one of its tiny glass eyes covered by a leather-strapped eyepatch
Pelican - A square-jawed white oilcloth pelican is perched on his/her shoulder, its large beak filled with tiny steel-scaled fish

Kelp Beard - He/She has a kelp-woven grey netting beard, the tapered length weighted by a tiny red enamel crab.
Ring-Bound Beard - The lower half of his/her face is covered by a ring-bound vermilion wool beard, the thin plaits interwoven in strips of sinew.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a pale-bellied black silk sea eagle		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass	1,000
a square-jawed white oilcloth pelican		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass	1,000
a kelp-woven grey netting beard		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass	1,000
a ring-bound vermilion wool beard		< 1 lb pin-worn	Buxom Buccaneers - Spyglass	1,000