EHShop:The Uncouth Wallflower/2022

an airy bog moss-covered hovel, [Map Room 48], Room# 8083135, Lich# 31759, go moss-covered hovel

The Uncouth Wallflower

[The Uncouth Wallflower - 8084423]
Light seeps through the thin cracks between the rough pine walls of the hovel, some filled with bits of bog moss and others with fragrant rushes. Uneven floors creak and groan as if the tiny structure were moaning under the weight of an enormous burden, though the sparse furnishings consist of little more than a few baskets and a wooden dress rack. A small fire, banked but still quite luminous, offers a modicum of light to those nearby. You also see an oak-framed parchment sign.
Obvious exits: out

an oak-framed parchment sign

In the Common language, it reads:

  ~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Gown ~*~

Fluff Tiers
    Tier 1 - Drink, Eat, Pat, Pull, Turn, Snort
    Tier 2 - Dance, Giggle, Lean, Sob, Swoon

Customization Tiers
    Tier 3 - Pinch, Pour, Push, Twist
    Tier 4 - Clean, Flip, Nudge, Tickle

Fluff and Customization Tier
    Tier 5 - Ponder, Gaze, Gawk, Glance, Whisper

~*~ Tier 3 Customizations Explained
    PINCH   - Changes the Article of the gown
    POUR    - Changes the Adjective of the gown (dye only)
    PUSH    - Adds a ribbon to message about ribbons on the gown
    TWIST   - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. ribbons

~*~ Tier 4 Customizations Explained
    NUDGE   - Adds a gemstone to message about buttons on the gown
    FLIP    - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. buttons
    TICKLE  - Changes the noun of the gown
    CLEAN   - Erase design and start over

~*~ Tier 5 Explained
Fluff Messaging When Worn
   Ponder, Gaze, Gawk, Glance

Function When Held
    GAZE   - Lists all gown article options
    GAWK   - Lists all gown noun options
    GLANCE - Lists all gem-based long gown description options
    PONDER - Lists all ribbon-based long gown description options
   WHISPER - Quick Cycle to Options

In the woven hamper you see: a flat gold parchment, a garish brown parchment, a gaudy grey parchment, and a plain white parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a flat gold parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 5.	300
a garish brown parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 4.	500
a gaudy grey parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 3.	400
a plain white parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 2.	300

In the round hamper you see: a faded organdy ribbon, a worn velveteen ribbon, a frayed burlap ribbon, a threadbare silk ribbon, and a moth-bitten canvas ribbon.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a faded organdy ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a worn velveteen ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a frayed burlap ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a threadbare silk ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a moth-bitten canvas ribbon		< 1 lb		1

In the square hamper you see: a squat vial of dark geranium pink dye, a squat vial of antiqued violet dye, a squat vial of bright apricot dye, a squat vial of pale mustard seed brown dye, and a squat vial of avocado green dye.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a squat vial of dark geranium pink dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling dye Color: dark geranium pink Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	3
a squat vial of antiqued violet dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling dye Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	3
a squat vial of bright apricot dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling dye Color: bright apricot Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	3
a squat vial of pale mustard seed brown dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling dye Color: pale mustard seed brown Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	3
a squat vial of avocado green dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling dye Color: light avocado green Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	3

On the dress rack you see: a sack-like plain dress.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a sack-like plain dress		2 lbs Pocketed: A very small amount (one item) (in) shirt-worn (functional)	The Uncouth Wallflower Gown	500