SFShop:Chortel's Chuckles/2015

an odd-looking rum barrel, Room# XX, [Map Room XX], Lich# 19117, go barrel

Chortel's Chuckles

[Chortel's Chuckles]
Garishly painted in a nightmare of orange and yellow, this cluttered and claustrophobic closet of a room is filled with an amazing conglomeration of puzzles, tricks, and novelties. A dented tin tub dangles from the ceiling, a badly frayed rope the only thing keeping it from plummeting to the floor. On one wall, a small wooden shelf hangs between two flickering oil lanterns, each gathering filmy cobwebs that have turned grey with many layers of collected dust.
Obvious exits: east, out

In the tin tub you see:

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a pair of aged ivory dice				5,000
a pair of skull-shaped dice				5,000
a handful of jet and ruby dice				5,000
a handful of black bone dice				5,000
some petrified skeletal orc teeth				5,000
some yellowed skeletal goblin teeth				5,000
a small black leather eyepatch				5,000
a shiny pink satin eyepatch				5,000
an odd two-headed coin				5,000

On the wooden shelf you see:

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a blue and red feathered pinwheel				5,000
a brightly colored pinwheel				5,000
a nacreous butterflystick				5,000
an iridescent butterflystick				5,000
a thin and twisted wormstick				5,000
a long gnarled slugstick				5,000
a cylindrical blue glass wand				5,000
a cylindrical yellow glass wand				5,000

Chortel's Storage

[Chortel's Storage]
It's awfully dark in this tiny space, not to mention the smell is dank and dusty. A large wooden crate propped up against one wall is all that keeps this room from being entirely empty. Water annoyingly drips down from above, the steady tapping noise excruciating.
Obvious exits: west

In the wooden crate you see:

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a disfigured three-eyed toy serpent				5,000
an oddly-shaped toy dodo bird				5,000
a pudgy toy gnome				5,000
a scrawny toy fan-tailed peacock				5,000
a grey leather toy shark				5,000
an itsy-bitsy toy spider				5,000
a tawny toy red-tailed hawk				5,000