BVShop:Everybody Must Get Stoned/August 2026

a battered grime-covered tent, Room# 8214732, [Map Room 25], Lich# XX, go grime-covered tent

Everybody Must Get Stoned

[Everybody Must Get Stoned]	Room: 8212777
Several small stone chests, some with rocks sitting atop them, are shoved onto dusty shelves. More rocks are plopped into a stone replica of Duskruin Arena, and a few battered gems and rocks roll around in small basalt enclosures. A cloaked gnoll sits on a scuffed chair near the back.
Obvious paths: out

a cloaked gnoll

> ask gnoll about boulder
A cloaked gnoll rasps, "It is a famous stone, so of course gnolls know of it.  Sometimes, when no adventurers were around, we would fight kobolds at its apex."

> ask gnoll about dwarves
A cloaked gnoll rasps, "We recall a special dwarf who has been a great friend to gnolls for decades.  I personally have a wonderful collection of smooth stones thanks to him."

> ask gnoll about stone
The gnoll rasps, "The stones are imbued by magic by a great leader of ours.  The ones for sale are the most sedate, but if you feel up to the challenge, the certificate and chit can help with that."

> ask gnoll about help
The gnoll rasps, "No, that's fine, I don't need help.  The rocks listen to me, after a fashion, but thank you for offering.  Most adventurers aren't nearly so nice."  He pauses, blushing, before saying, "Oh, you mean how can I help you?  Just ASK me about boulder, dwarves or stone."

On the dusty shelves you see: a chipped mossy limestone strongbox, a salt-stained silvery slate strongbox, a corbeau-striated darkened travertine box, a tiny stone box etched with Gnollish markings, a battered basalt box bearing bloodstained blotches, a bloodstained quartz coffer with copper hinges, a little slate coffer etched with runes, an ebon-veined sandstone chest flecked with moss, a small granite chest with brass hinges, a battered stone chit, and a grime-encrusted certificate.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a chipped mossy limestone strongbox		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device Analyze Analyze: Pet Rock Current Settings: * Base: a mossy,limestone,rock * Long: a mossy limestone rock splattered with pink paint * Color: white * Rock Type: limestone * Pattern: pink paint-splattered	125,000
a salt-stained silvery slate strongbox		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a corbeau-striated darkened travertine box		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a tiny stone box etched with Gnollish markings		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a battered basalt box bearing bloodstained blotches		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a bloodstained quartz coffer with copper hinges		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a little slate coffer etched with runes		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
an ebon-veined sandstone chest flecked with moss		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a small granite chest with brass hinges		< 1 lb	Pet rock summoning device	125,000
a battered stone chit	unlock certificate	< 1 lb	Analyze Analyze: Pet Rock Unlock Certificate This will unlock a pet rock from Tier 2 to Tier 3. All unlocks should be performed on the summoning device with the pet rock dismissed.	75,000
a grime-encrusted certificate	unlock certificate	< 1 lb	Analyze Analyze: Pet Rock Unlock Certificate This will unlock a pet rock from Tier 1 to Tier 2. All unlocks should be performed on the summoning device with the pet rock dismissed.	50,000