BVShop:Are You Not Entertained?/August 2022

a polished olive wood door, [Map Room 35], Room# 8214718, Lich# L26904, go olive door

Are You Not Entertained?

[Are You Not Entertained? - 8212302]
Polished walls of tropical woods are draped with netting holding a variety of gladiatorial weapons and armaments but in miniature form. One corner of the room is fashioned to resemble a small arena, with a variety of Kraet dolls posed in fighting stances. A matching olive wood display and counter rest on either side of the arena, each cluttered with toy gladiators. You also see a wood-framed piece of vellum.
Obvious exits: out

a wood-framed piece of vellum
In the Common language, it reads:
These traditional Kraet toys are popular with children, and parents enjoy customizing them to resemble popular gladiators and their weapon and outfit choices.  In addition, while we may not admit it, most of us still have a few of our childhood favorites stowed about the home.

On the olive wood display you see: a blue silk gladiator doll with an ebon steel manica, a stuffed toy gladiator with tiny mithril ocrea, a quilted toy gladiator wearing a bright azure subarmalis, a pale blue gladiator toy with roan suede caligae, and an ornate gladiator doll with a silk-padded galea.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a blue silk gladiator doll with an ebon steel manica		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: broadsword Weapon Description: gold-hilted Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: silvery Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: fine linen Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
a stuffed toy gladiator with tiny mithril ocrea		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: he Weapon Noun: gladius graceus Weapon Description: spiral-etched Shield Noun: parmula Shield Description: triskelion-etched Legwear Noun: pteruges skirt Legwear Description: silk-padded Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
a quilted toy gladiator wearing a bright azure subarmalis		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: he Weapon Noun: plumbata Weapon Description: haon-shafted Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: sapphire-accented Legwear Noun: pteruges loincloth Legwear Description: mist grey Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
a pale blue gladiator toy with roan suede caligae		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: verutum Weapon Description: ruby-capped Shield Noun: pugnam Shield Description: copper Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: roan suede Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
an ornate gladiator doll with a silk-padded galea		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: spatha Weapon Description: intricately etched Shield Noun: shield Shield Description: gleaming gold Legwear Noun: pteruges loincloth Legwear Description: silk and suede Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50

On the olive wood counter you see: an overstuffed toy gladiator with a red suede cingulum, a cloth gladiator toy grasping a tiny fuscina, a stuffed toy gladiator wrapped in a dark blue sagum, a simple gladiator doll with a tiny leather subligaculum, and an intricate javelin-wielding toy gladiator.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
an overstuffed toy gladiator with a red suede cingulum		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: arcus Weapon Description: mahogany and horn Shield Noun: None set Shield Description: None set Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: coarse natural linen Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
a cloth gladiator toy grasping a tiny fuscina		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: it Weapon Noun: fuscina Weapon Description: unevenly pronged Shield Noun: None set Shield Description: None set Legwear Noun: pteruges skirt Legwear Description: blackened suede Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
a stuffed toy gladiator wrapped in a dark blue sagum		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: it Weapon Noun: acinaces Weapon Description: shiny vultite Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: ebonwood-inlaid Legwear Noun: pteruges loincloth Legwear Description: grey wool Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
a simple gladiator doll with a tiny leather subligaculum		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: he Weapon Noun: pugio Weapon Description: opal-pommeled Shield Noun: pugnam Shield Description: copper Legwear Noun: subligaculum Legwear Description: crimson leather Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50
an intricate javelin-wielding toy gladiator		< 1 lb	Kraet Toy Gladiators Analyze Analyze: ~~Kraet Toy Gladiators~~ This is a toy gladiator popular with the half-krolvin Kraets. It can be altered by any merchant willing and capable of doing so. Their rules/limitations/costs will vary. Alteration options include: Long/Show (cannot contradict any of the custom settings) Gender (it/she/he) Type of weapon + a description [Example: weapon = spatha, description = mithril-bladed, final product = mithril-bladed spatha] Type of shield + description Type of leg wear + description [Can only be a pteruges loincloth, pteruges skirt, or subligaculum] The descriptions can be longer than 15 characters and will always show up before the noun. Weapon and shield nouns must conform to released items. Kraet terms are preferred but not required except where stated. Its current custom settings are: Gender: she Weapon Noun: javelin Weapon Description: tiny mithril Shield Noun: parma Shield Description: silly, misshapen Legwear Noun: pteruges skirt Legwear Description: lionskin Current verb traps are: hug, poke, slap, and wave.	50