View source for EHShop:The Two-Headed Dog/2022

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{{Festshop2
|look=a squat straw-roofed hovel
|location=[Map Room 48], Room# 8083135, Lich# 31759, go straw-roofed hovel}}
===The Two-Headed Dog===
{{RoomDescription|
|roomname=The Two-Headed Dog - 8084425
|desc=Violet, teal, coral, and aquamarine light leaks through the cornsilk yellow straw that covers the hovel's peaked roof, casting its upper reaches in rainbow-whorled colors before diffusing to the yellowish orange hues of the sconces that line the walls.  Broad shelves, evenly hung and level, cast shadows upon several tidy worktables, while metal splinters, leather fragments, and pencil shavings are scattered about the uneven floor.   A long bench rests near the exit, its surface worn smooth with use. You also see a silver-tipped smoke grey wolf, a sleek golden puma and a blackened iron strongbox.
|exits=  out}}
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{{Container2||container=On the tidy worktable you see:||contents= a wrinkled pale pink slip, a wrinkled vellum slip, a wrinkled parchment slip, a dog-eared dun slip, a dog-eared brown slip, a dog-eared beige slip, a curled black slip, a curled grey slip, a curled white slip, and a large wooden sign.}}
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{{sign|margin-right=40%|sign='''a large wooden sign'''
<nowiki>
In the Common language, it reads:
       
           Welcome to the Two-Headed Dog

    We specialize in Pauldrons and Spaulders!
        Fluffy fun for the combat minded, 
              they have five tiers. 
       Tier 1 - Wear, Remove, Pull, Push
      Tier 2 - Tap, Touch, Twitch, Scratch
      Tier 3 - Clean, Clench, Crack, Swear
        Tier 4 - Growl, Jeer, Rub, Sneer
       Tier 5 - Customizations and Mocking
  ------------------ Tier 5 ------------------
    PINCH - causes your pauldron to mock you! 
   POKE - causes your pauldron to mock others! 
  PROD - causes your pauldron to mock creatures! 
 FEED - lets you customize the eyes of the monster!
 You can also FEED your pauldron one of the curses
          that we have for sale here!
    -----------------------------------------
Every pauldron comes with a creature or animal head! 
  Any merchant can customize the head or add more! 
Warning: Pauldrons are only big enough for three total
           creature or monster heads. 
    -----------------------------------------
      Analyze Everything and Enjoy the fun! 
</nowiki>}}
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{| class="wikitable col-3-right" {{prettytable}} style="width: 80%;" aria-label="On a tidy worktable"
|-
! scope="col" style="max-width: 25%;" | Item 
! scope="col" style="max-width: 15%;" | Type 
! scope="col" | Info 
! scope="col" style="width: 40%;" | Details 
! scope="col" | Price 
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a wrinkled pale pink slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a wrinkled vellum slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a wrinkled parchment slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a dog-eared dun slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a dog-eared brown slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a dog-eared beige slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a curled black slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a curled grey slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a curled white slip ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 15
|-
|}
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{{Container2||container=On the broad shelves you see:||contents= a pair of brown rolton-faced leather pauldrons sporting ivory horns, a molded wyvern-headed vaalorn pauldron, a dog-faced boiled leather pauldron, a pair of boar-headed boiled leather spaulders sprouting tusks, a fox-crested platinum spaulder, and a troll-faced hammered copper spaulder.}}
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{| class="wikitable col-3-right" {{prettytable}} style="width: 80%;" aria-label="On several broad shelves"
|-
! scope="col" style="max-width: 25%;" | Item 
! scope="col" style="max-width: 15%;" | Type 
! scope="col" | Info 
! scope="col" style="width: 40%;" | Details 
! scope="col" | Price 
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a pair of brown rolton-faced leather pauldrons sporting ivory horns ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br><nowiki>shoulder-slung</nowiki> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a molded wyvern-headed vaalorn pauldron ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br><nowiki>shoulder-slung</nowiki> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a dog-faced boiled leather pauldron ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br><nowiki>shoulder-slung</nowiki> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a pair of boar-headed boiled leather spaulders sprouting tusks ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br><nowiki>shoulder-slung</nowiki> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a fox-crested platinum spaulder ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br><nowiki>shoulder-slung</nowiki> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a troll-faced hammered copper spaulder ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| 
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| < 1 lb<br><nowiki>shoulder-slung</nowiki> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
|}
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{{Container2||container=In the iron strongbox you see:||contents= a plain white document, a plain beige document, a plain brown document, and a gold-edged dusky document .}}
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{| class="wikitable col-3-right" {{prettytable}} style="width: 80%;" aria-label="In a blackened iron strongbox"
|-
! scope="col" style="max-width: 25%;" | Item 
! scope="col" style="max-width: 15%;" | Type 
! scope="col" | Info 
! scope="col" style="width: 40%;" | Details 
! scope="col" | Price 
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a plain white document ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| [[:Category:Automated_Unlocking_Certificates|unlock certificate]]
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| <br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
 Your document will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 2.
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a plain beige document ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| [[:Category:Automated_Unlocking_Certificates|unlock certificate]]
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| <br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
 Your document will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 3.
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a plain brown document ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| [[:Category:Automated_Unlocking_Certificates|unlock certificate]]
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| <br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
 Your document will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 4.
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 30
|-
| style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;" | a gold-edged dusky document  ||style="vertical-align: top; white-space: nowrap;"| [[:Category:Automated_Unlocking_Certificates|unlock certificate]]
|style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| <br> ||style="width: 40%; vertical-align: top; text-align: left;"| [[The_Monster-Headed_Pauldron|The Monster-Headed Pauldron]]<br><nowiki>
 Your document  will unlock your Monster-Headed Pauldron to tier 5.
</nowiki> 
 |style="white-space:nowrap; vertical-align: top; text-align: right;"| 45
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|}
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