Premium contest/2022-12 - Holiday Horror
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Have you ever tried to make your own holiday sweater, but it ended up a holiday horror?! No? Well now's your chance to design one! Here are the requirements: 1. Design the 15/15/sweater (the noun must be sweater). 2. Design the sweater's long description (65 character limit). 3. Design the messaging for when you WEAR the sweater (500 character limit). 4. Design the messaging for when you REMOVE the sweater (500 character limit). 5. Design a show for the sweater (500 character limit). Example of a submission: 1. A pink and/green knitted/sweater 2. A pink and green knitted sweater with knots in the pattern (58) 3. You poke your head through the bottom of the sweater, but your head gets caught for a moment in the sleeve hole. Struggling, you pull at the sweater grabbing at your hair instead! Ouch!! But from one moment to the next you're able to poke your head through the right hole and wiggle yourself into the garment. (311) 4. You grasp the bottom hem of your sweater, pulling it up and over your head. Your wrist gets caught in the sleeve, tugging at one of the threads. Ugh, you'll have to fix that later. (182) 5. Knitted from vivid pink and dull green yarn, the sweater has been crocheted in a disorganized pattern. Knots in the pattern are scattered throughout the garment, along with long strands of hair that seem to have gotten caught. (225) Entries that do not conform to the above requirements will not be considered eligible. Contestants have until 11:59 pm PT on December 31, 2022 to get entries submitted. E-mail all entries to GS4-Zoelle@PLAY.NET using the entry form in PREMIUM 6. Ten winners PER CONTEST will be chosen from the submitted entries. In the event of there being fewer than ten entries, everyone wins! Like all Premium Monthly Contests, entries are subject to change based on the discretion of the GMs and QC. Entries will be judged during the first week of December. Zoelle will not judge this contest except in the rare case of a tie. The winners will be announced as soon as possible afterwards. Zoelle reserves the right to make any changes to submissions that they, or QC, deem necessary. All Premium contest winners must ASSIST within 30 days from the time the winners are announced to get their prize, or you forfeit it! All winners will be listed in PREMIUM 7 and may choose their prize from the list posted there. Reminder: There is no guarantee that any submission will be created in game!
Winners
Top Ten Winners, in alphabetical order:
- Darcena
- Earthdiver
- Lianea
- Missoni
- Nelesune
- Rozy
- Teveriel
- Traiva
- Vincien
- Vyrshkana (Platinum)
Entries
1. a garish and/unevenly knit/sweater 2. a garish and unevenly knit sweater in a vaguely wintry theme 3. 1st person - You select the largest hole in the sweater, determining that it must be the bottom, and slide it over your head. Almost immediately you find yourself lost and flailing, your left arm unable to find a sleeve and your head caught in an unidentifiable bulge of fabric that should not be. What is this, pants? After an interminable and frustrating duration you emerge mostly victorious, if somewhat breathless, arguably wearing the sweater. 3rd person - Person slides the garish and unevenly knit sweater over their head, although not the way you would have done it, and immediately appears to be struggling. An arm briefly emerges from what you think may be the neck before retreating, the entire thing is turned inside-out and then reversed, but finally a head emerges from a strangely foreshortened sleeve and Person appears satisfied with the result. 4. 1st person - Having incorrectly assumed the process would be easier to reverse, you begin extricating yourself from the woolen mess that is your sweater. You briefly find yourself trapped in what you now realize was not an excessively long turtleneck but, in fact, one of the sleeves. At one point you are forced to turn the entire thing inside-out to free an arm and realize that it may have actually been inside-out all along. 3rd person - Person grabs the neck of their garish and unevenly knit sweater and pulls it up over their head, as though to remove it. This process continues for an uncomfortably long time as you realize that the bunched material may actually have been a sleeve. You are not surprised when they appear to become lost within the body of the sweater and eventually wind up turning the entire thing inside out a few times trying to determine what may have gone wrong. 5. The woolen mess before you is not immediately identifiable as a sweater, including as it does nearly a dozen openings which may be decorative and may be sleeves. While knit in seasonally appropriate colors, the pattern is not quite clear, nor is the angle it should be viewed. Ragged seams and stray ends suggest that perhaps it has been turned inside-out, although it's unclear how much that could improve the structural irregularities.