BVShop:Fatal Afflares/August 2023

an austere dark grey structure, [Map Room 26], Room# 8214531, Lich# L26893, go dark structure

Fatal Afflares, Breach

[Fatal Afflares, Breach - 8212717]
Much like a turbulent sky foretelling an impending storm, swirls of dark grey paint cover the lofty ceiling of this shop, and a multitude of wares are strewn about haphazardly as if they had been ravaged by a fierce whirlwind. Crushed boxes and half-sealed containers are piled into one corner, while tumbled stacks of paper litter a crevice-laden floor. An elaborate painting dangles on a thin wire and is partially supported by a damaged rain barrel that rests directly beneath. You also see a damp note.
Obvious exits: out

a damp note
In the Common language, it reads:
These certificates will apply customized FLARE messaging to weapons, armor, or shields.  Your item must already have flares (either inherent material flares, explicitly added flares, or bane flares) for this custom messaging to work.  Flare messages limited to specific flare types have been removed.

ANALYZE the items to see specific details.

In the cracked stone container you see: a thick bloodstained paper and a delicate veil-covered paper.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a thick bloodstained paper		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A torrent of thick crimson blood rains down upon (target), quelling (target's) form! **	2,500
a delicate veil-covered paper		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Pouring from your (weapon/armor/shield), a sinister veil of mist shrouds (target) in suffocating tendrils of obscurity! **	2,500

In the wooden box you see: a thin viridian-streaked slip, a slender chartreuse-striped slip, a short gold-edged slip, a deep indigo-dyed slip, and a strong magenta-dotted slip.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a thin viridian-streaked slip		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Bright viridian beams of light project from your <eye color> eyes toward (target) in a brilliant blast, knocking (him/her/it) back! **	2,500
a slender chartreuse-striped slip		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Bright chartreuse beams of light project from your <eye color> eyes toward (target) in a brilliant blast, knocking (him/her/it) back! **	2,500
a short gold-edged slip		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Bright golden beams of light project from your <eye color> eyes toward (target) in a brilliant blast, knocking (him/her/it) back! **	2,500
a deep indigo-dyed slip		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Vibrant beams of indigo light project from your <eye color> eyes toward (target) in a brilliant blast, knocking (him/her/it) back! **	2,500
a strong magenta-dotted slip		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Vibrant beams of magenta light project from your <eye color> eyes toward (target) in a brilliant blast, knocking (him/her/it) back! **	2,500

On the messy stack you see: a hoof-shaped note, a soft charcoal grey papyrus, a wooly golden papyrus, and a crimson and gold wing-edged papyrus.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a hoof-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Mighty hooves drum the (floor/ground) as a tide of spectral buffalo thunders forth, trampling (target) in its chaotic path! **	2,500
a soft charcoal grey papyrus		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Spiraled rakka horns burst from the (floor/ground) and propel maliciously upward along (target's) form! **	2,500
a wooly golden papyrus		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Scythe-shaped rolton horns burst from the (floor/ground) and slice wickedly upward, cutting along (target's) form! **	2,500
a crimson and gold wing-edged papyrus		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Crimson and gold wings sprout from your (weapon/armor/shield) and flutter toward (target) before growing to a magnificent size to envelop (him/her/it) in a mighty stranglehold! **	2,500

In the thin crevice you see: a cyan flame-shaped parchment, an argent flame-stamped parchment, and a marigold flame-bordered parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a cyan flame-shaped parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Intense blue flames radiate from your (weapon/armor/shield) and surround (target) in a powerful rage! **	2,500
an argent flame-stamped parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Intense argent flames radiate from your (weapon/armor/shield) and surround (target) in a powerful rage! **	2,500
a marigold flame-bordered parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Intense marigold flames radiate from your (weapon/armor/shield) and surround (target) in a powerful rage! **	2,500

Fatal Afflares, Rupture

[Fatal Afflares, Rupture - 8212718]
The lack of natural light and an abundance of moisture has fostered an unexpected home for maidenhair ferns and elderberry bushes. Dirt and debris, transported from a steady trickle of water from the upper floor, has settled along the moss-covered ground and provides ample nutrients for the botanic migrants to thrive. Wrapped in petrified roots, a partially buried chest rests in the corner, taunting all who enter. You also see a dark stairwell and a faded sign.
Obvious exits: none

a faded sign
In the Common language, it reads:
These certificates will apply customized FLARE messaging to weapons, armor, or shields.  Your item must already have flares (either inherent material flares, explicitly added flares, or bane flares) for this custom messaging to work.

The items in this room are for ANY flare types.  ANALYZE the items to see specific details.

Items on the bush will be removed next run.

On the maidenhair fern you see: an off-white fragmented parchment, a colorful parchment, and a fire-stamped parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
an off-white fragmented parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your (weapon/armor/shield) (resonates/resonate) with primal force as bone fragments rain down upon (target)! **	2,500
a colorful parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Threads of <eye color> energy project outward from your (weapon/armor/shield) and slice through (target)! **	2,500
a fire-stamped parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Crackling with fiery might, your (weapon/armor/shield) (hurls/hurl) a searing volley of fireballs that soar like meteors toward (target) and explode on contact! **	2,500

On the elderberry bush you see: a scorched voucher, a deep scarlet note stamped with a black widow, a jackal-stamped note, a brown nest-shaped note, a silver arm-shaped note, a thorny vine-shaped note, a bone white note, a pustule-covered note, and a scaly viridian note.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a scorched voucher		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your (weapon/armor/shield) (flashes/flash) a series of pulsating, blinding lights that scorch and sear (target), a pungent odor of burning flesh lingering in the air! **	2,500
a deep scarlet note stamped with a black widow		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Strands of viscous white webbing covered with hundreds of black widow spiderlings spurt forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) and envelop (target) in a strangling constraint! **	2,500
a jackal-stamped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** With a bloodthirsty howl, a snarled and hideous jackal lunges forth from your (weapon/armor/shield) and rips ruthlessly at (target) with its powerful fangs! **	2,500
a brown nest-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** An ominous buzzing emanates from your (weapon/armor/shield) as a calamitous swarm of giant hornets besieges (target) with their torturous stingers! **	2,500
a silver arm-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Materializing above, two enormous, clenched fists slam down forcefully upon (target) with brutal strength! **	2,500
a thorny vine-shaped note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Thorny vines and mold-infested roots emerge from the (floor/ground) beneath (target), winding viciously around (him/her/it) with destructive results! **	2,500
a bone white note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Cracked and splintered bones propel rapidly from your (weapon/armor/shield) and strike (target) in a merciless onslaught! **	2,500
a pustule-covered note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** A thick, yellowish fog engulfs (target), causing tiny pustules to form and burst into thousands of flesh-hungry botflies! **	2,500
a scaly viridian note		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Slick viridian snakes wriggle from the end of your (weapon/armor/shield) and slither along the (floor/ground) to (target), where they unleash a brutal, venomous assault! **	2,500

Behind the elderberry bush you see: a thin razor-sharp parchment, a circular iron-hued parchment, a luminous silver-trimmed parchment, and a plain white parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a thin razor-sharp parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Hundreds of razor-sharp daggers discharge from your (weapon/armor/shield) in a virulent barrage to mutilate (target)! **	2,500
a circular iron-hued parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Materializing in thin air, a thick, rusty iron collar forms around (target) and clamps shut, constricting all air flow! **	2,500
a luminous silver-trimmed parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Waves of luminous energy pour from your (weapon/armor/shield) and assault (target) with a ruthless barrage of arduous strikes! **	2,500
a plain white parchment		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** An intense rush of energy spews from your (weapon/armor/shield) and engulfs (target) with an unrelenting dynamic attack! **	2,500

On the thick moss you see: an icy snowflake-cut paper, a light white paper, a flour-covered paper, and a giant claw-shaped paper.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
an icy snowflake-cut paper		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your (weapon/armor/shield) (ignites/ignite) a blizzard's wrath! Ice shards and snowflakes converge to engulf (target) in a relentless storm of freezing fury! **	2,500
a light white paper		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Your (weapon/armor/shield) (hums/hum) with airy energy, sculpting zephyrs into a symphony of cyclonic tempests that whips violently around (target)! **	2,500
a flour-covered paper		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Bursting from your (weapon/armor/shield), a thick, flour-like cloud forms above (target) and splits open to drop a barrage of petrified biscuits onto (him/her/it) that disintegrates after impact! **	2,500
a giant claw-shaped paper		< 1 lb	Custom flare messaging Analyze Analyze: ** Giant claws unfurl from your (weapon/armor/shield) and scratch viciously at (target), mauling (him/her/it) with unbridled furor! **	2,500