BVShop:You're So Vain/February 2023

a large colorful silk tent, [Map Room 21], Room# 8214521, Lich# L26837, go colorful tent

You're So Vain

[You're So Vain - 8212695]
Pristine high quality rugs of finely woven wool line the ground beneath the silk tent. A series of polished silver racks line the circumference and a pile of plush pillows is available to rest upon. A table of refreshments are available near the tent flap and a large mirror is propped up near the racks for patron use. You also see a tall shop sign propped upon a wooden stand.
Obvious exits: none

a tall shop sign propped upon a wooden stand
In the Common language, it reads:
~~Welcome to You're So Vain~~

The wares here will enhance your natural qualities when worn.  Additionally, if you purchase a waiver to unlock them to tier 2 and then wear them together, the enhancement increases!  Each item requires its own unlock.  Unlock and wear all four pieces for the maximum benefit!

See below for the details of each one:
Socks - Agility
Gloves - Strength
Hat - Influence
Coat - Constitution

On the polished silver racks you see: a pristine lily white suede hat with a slender curved brim, a stiff-collared lavender longcoat with deep side-slits, some jewel-clasped fitted lily white gloves, a pair of thinly striped rich purple socks, a drooping black wool hat embroidered with a large mustache, an iridescent silk robe caught with colorful gemstones, some vivid orange and green striped fingerless gloves, a pair of knee-high white socks patterned with smiling faces, a large merlot-hued silk hat with a floppy lace brim, some long fitted black silk gloves with diamond clasps, a pair of sheer silken stockings with padded toes, a luxurious black suede cloak with a smoke grey fur collar, and a Vanity Wear waiver.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a pristine lily white suede hat with a slender curved brim		2 lbs Pocketed: A medium amount (several very small items) (in) head-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Influence Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
a stiff-collared lavender longcoat with deep side-slits		8 lbs Pocketed: A gigantic amount (in) cloak-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Constitution Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	5,000
some jewel-clasped fitted lily white gloves		< 1 lb Pocketed: A medium amount (several very small items) (in) hand-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Strength Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
a pair of thinly striped rich purple socks		2 lbs Pocketed: A very small amount (a number of very small items) (in) sock-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Agility Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
a drooping black wool hat embroidered with a large mustache		2 lbs Pocketed: A medium amount (several very small items) (in) head-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Influence Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
an iridescent silk robe caught with colorful gemstones		8 lbs Pocketed: A gigantic amount (in) cloak-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Constitution Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	5,000
some vivid orange and green striped fingerless gloves		< 1 lb Pocketed: A medium amount (several very small items) (in) hand-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Strength Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
a pair of knee-high white socks patterned with smiling faces		2 lbs Pocketed: A very small amount (a number of very small items) (in) sock-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Agility Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
a large merlot-hued silk hat with a floppy lace brim		2 lbs Pocketed: A medium amount (several very small items) (in) head-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Influence Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
some long fitted black silk gloves with diamond clasps		< 1 lb Pocketed: A medium amount (several very small items) (in) hand-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Strength Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
a pair of sheer silken stockings with padded toes		2 lbs Pocketed: A very small amount (a number of very small items) (in) sock-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Agility Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	2,500
a luxurious black suede cloak with a smoke grey fur collar		8 lbs Pocketed: A gigantic amount (in) cloak-worn (functional)	VanityWear Provides a boost of 2 to Constitution Base. A huge number of charges remain. It will persist after its last charge is depleted. Analyze Analyze: This appears to be a VanityWear item, originally released at Duskruin in 2021. The item will provide an enhancive benefit. If unlocked, its benefit will provide a stacking increase when worn with other unlocked VanityWear items. This item has not been unlocked and will remain as a +2 enhancive when worn.	5,000
a Vanity Wear waiver	unlock certificate		VanityWear	25,000