The Pickle Song

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Title: The Pickle Song

Author: Jersea O'Brinkridge

A tribute to that most favorite snack.


Sweet and crunchy,
Sharp and sour,
There’s nothing quite like pickle power!


Even if you’re in a trance...
They make your taste buds want to dance!


So try a pickle here today...
Moomph’s pickles are the best they say!


Ask for the genuine imported original!


Moomph Pickle’s
River’s Rest, Elanthia


Moomph the pickler has a way
with V I N E G A R


  • The proper way to sing this while enjoying a giant Moomph dill pickle.
  • Be careful when you sing this. You never know what might happen...