MechaParrot

The MechaParrot is a wearable mechanical toy parrot. They were most recently available at Ebon Gate in Quinton Manse. Off-the-Shelf The off-the-shelf parrot can be worn on the shoulder and removed. Analyze SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show. Usage Verb First Third REMOVE The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes nips at your fingers as you pull it off your shoulder. XXX winces as he pulls a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes off his shoulder, and it nips his fingers. WEAR You carefully settle your hawk-headed parrot on your shoulder, and it immediately squawks loudly into your ear. XXX winces as he settles a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes onto his shoulder and it squawks loudly. Tier 1 This tier adds CLEAN, FIDGET, SCOLD, and YELL. Analyze You analyze the violet-crested macaw and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions. The creator has also provided the following information: SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is a Tier 1 parrot. Verbs are: scold, yell, fidget, clean, wear, and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show. You get no sense of whether or not the macaw may be further lightened. Usage Verb Position First Third CLEAN Any You brush a metallic feather or two back into place on your hawk-headed parrot. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes clicks its beak happily. A geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes clicks its beak happily as XXX brushes a few metallic feathers back into place. FIDGET Held You fidget with a few gears under your parrot's wings. It stares at you in annoyance. XXX fidgets with a few gears under his hawk-headed parrot's wings. It stares at him in annoyance. FIDGET Worn You reach up to fidget with a gear or two on your parrot, and it snaps its beak at you. You jerk your fingers back just in time. XXX starts to fidget with a gear on a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes but jerks his fingers away as it snaps its beak. Looked like a close one! SCOLD Held You hold your parrot up to your face and scold it mercilessly. It takes a deep breath and scolds you right back, its gears and cogs clicking rapidly. XXX holds a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes up to his face and scolds it. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes huffs under its breath then lets loose a barrage of scolding noises aimed at XXX. SCOLD Worn You scold a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, clucking your tongue and shaking your head at it. With an indignant squawk, the parrot scolds you right back in a near-perfect imitation of your noises. XXX scolds a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder, clucking his tongue and shaking his head at it. With an indignant squawk, the geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes scolds XXX right back, in a near-perfect, albeit slightly mechanical, imitation of his noises. YELL Held You cheerfully hoot at your parrot, who gives you a look of utter disdain. XXX hoots cheerfully at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, who gives him a look of utter disdain. YELL Worn You cheer loudly, scaring the geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on your shoulder so badly it almost falls off. With an annoyed squawk, it scrabbles back into position, using its beak clamped to your ear as leverage. That hurt! XXX lets out a sudden, loud cheer, startling a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes starts to fall but clamps its beak on XXX's earlobe as it scrabbles back into position. That looks like it hurt! Tier 2 This tier adds CHUCKLE, RUB, TOSS, and WINK. Usage Verb State First Third CHUCKLE Dead Your hawk-headed parrot wanders across your corpse, chortling to itself in what can only be described as evil glee. XXX's hawk-headed parrot wanders across his corpse, chortling to itself in what can only be described as evil glee. CHUCKLE Living Your hawk-headed parrot suddenly chortles in glee, making you wonder what it just got away with. XXX's hawk-headed parrot just chortled in glee, as if it got away with something. RUB Held You scritch the softened metallic feathers around your hawk-headed parrot's neck, and it lets out a contented coo, its eyes partially closing. XXX scritches the softened metallic feathers around his hawk-headed parrot's neck. It lets out a contented coo, closing its eyes partially as it relaxes. RUB Worn You gently rub your finger across your hawk-headed parrot's metallic talons, and it raises one leg up and carefully grasps your finger in its talons and tries to preen your hand. XXX reaches a finger up to his hawk-headed parrot, who raises one leg and gently grasps his finger in its talons before trying to preen his hand. TOSS Held You raise your hand and try to get your hawk-headed parrot to lift into the sky, but it brings its wings close to its body, digs its metal talons into your skin, and mutters, "No." XXX jerks his hand up, trying to get his hawk-headed parrot some lift. It clamps its wings close to its body, digs its metal talons into XXX's skin, and mutters, "No." TOSS Worn As a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes spreads its wings, you shrug your shoulder with force, trying to help it lift off. It squawks in fear, clamps its wings close to its body, and digs into your shoulder with its talons. A geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes spreads its wings, and XXX shrugs his shoulders with some force, as if trying to help it lift into flight. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes squawks in fear, clamps its wings close to its body, and digs its talons into XXX. WINK Any You wink at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, and it ruffles its feathers lovingly at you. XXX winks at his hawk-headed parrot, and it ruffles its feathers lovingly. Tier 3 The final tier adds KISS, POKE, SCRATCH, and WHISPER. WHISPER selects one of nine random messages while the owner is living and has separate messaging when the owner is dead. Analyze SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark. This item is a Tier 3 parrot. Verbs are: scold, yell, fidget, clean, wink, rub, chuckle, toss, kiss, poke, scratch, whisper, wear, and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps. Alteration Guidelines: Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show. Usage Verb Condition First Third KISS Held You make kissing noises at your hawk-headed parrot. It makes a loud kissing sound then whispers softly, "Kiss." XXX makes a bunch of kissing noises at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes. It makes one loud kissing sound back then softly whispers, "Kiss." KISS Worn You pucker up, and your hawk-headed parrot leans over and gently taps your lips with its beak then murmurs, "Kiss." XXX puckers his lips, and a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder leans over and gently taps his lips with its beak. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes murmurs, "Kiss." POKE Any You poke at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, and it lunges at your finger. XXX pokes at his hawk-headed parrot, who lunges at his finger. SCRATCH Held You scratch the back of your hawk-headed parrot's neck. It mutters happily, pushing its head into your hand to keep you from stopping. XXX scratches the back of his hawk-headed parrot's neck. It mutters happily, pushing its head into his hand to keep him from stopping. SCRATCH Worn Your hawk-headed parrot lovingly rubs the back of its neck against the side of your head, giving itself a good scratch. XXX's hawk-headed parrot lovingly rubs the back of its neck against the side of his head, giving itself a good scratch. WHISPER Owner dead Your hawk-headed parrot suddenly squawks, "XXX! XXX! XXX!" at the top of its tiny, mechanical lungs. It collapses dramatically on your corpse. XXX's hawk-headed parrot suddenly squawks, "XXX! XXX! XXX!" at the top of its tiny, mechanical lungs. It collapses dramatically on his corpse. WHISPER "Feed me" (1 in 9) With a sudden pathetic whimper, your hawk-headed parrot mutters, "Feed me, XXX...feed me..." With a sudden pathetic whimper, XXX's hawk-headed parrot mutters, "Feed me, XXX...feed me..." WHISPER Vituperatives (1 in 9) Your hawk-headed parrot lets loose a stream of vituperatives that would make a sailor blush. XXX's hawk-headed parrot lets loose a stream of vituperatives that would make a sailor blush. WHISPER Blaestonberries (1 in 9) Suddenly, your hawk-headed parrot squawks, "XXX smells of blaestonberries!" Suddenly and without apparent provocation, XXX's hawk-headed parrot squawks, "XXX smells of blaestonberries!" WHISPER "So pretty" (1 in 9) Your hawk-headed parrot croons, "I'm pretty. So pretty!" XXX's hawk-headed parrot croons, "I'm pretty. So pretty!" WHISPER Flock calls (1 in 9) Your hawk-headed parrot begins a loud series of flock calls, starting quietly but ending in a deafening flurry of squawks and excited shrieks. XXX's hawk-headed parrot begins a loud series of flock calls, starting quietly but ending in a deafening flurry of squawks and excited shrieks. WHISPER "HI" (1 in 9) Your hawk-headed parrot calls out a bright and cheery, albeit incredibly loud, "HI!!" XXX's hawk-headed parrot calls out a bright and cheery, albeit incredibly loud, "HI!!" WHISPER "Bad parrot" (1 in 9) Your hawk-headed parrot mutters to itself, "Bad. Baaaaadddd. Bad parrot." It then laughs quietly. XXX's hawk-headed parrot mutters to itself, "Bad. Baaaaadddd. Bad parrot." It then laughs quietly. WHISPER Pirate (1 in 9) Your hawk-headed parrot loudly declaims, "XXX is a pirate! Pirate. Argh! Give him rum!" XXX's hawk-headed parrot loudly declaims, "XXX is a pirate! Pirate. Argh! Give him rum!" WHISPER Crows (1 in 9) Your hawk-headed parrot does its best impression of a murder of crows at full volume. XXX's hawk-headed parrot does its best impression of a murder of crows at full volume.

MechaParrot Information Type Fluff Item Classification Accessory Item(s) Applied to Parrot Alterable Yes Light/Deep Tiered Yes Number of Tiers 3 How to Unlock Certificate Restrictions Must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show. Item Verbs CHUCKLE CLEAN FIDGET KISS POKE REMOVE RUB SCOLD SCRATCH TOSS WEAR WHISPER WINK YELL