EHShop:The Uncouth Wallflower/2026
an airy bog moss-covered hovel, Room# 8083135, [Map Room 48], Lich# XX, go moss-covered hovel
The Uncouth Wallflower, Entry
| [The Uncouth Wallflower, Entry] | Room: 8084423 |
| Light seeps through the thin cracks between the rough pine walls of the hovel, some filled with bits of bog moss and others with fragrant rushes. Uneven floors creak and groan as if the tiny structure were moaning under the weight of an enormous burden, though the sparse furnishings consist of little more than a few baskets and a wooden dress rack. A small fire, banked but still quite luminous, offers a modicum of light to those nearby. You also see an oak-framed parchment sign. | |
| Obvious paths: northwest, out | |
an oak-framed parchment sign
Evermore Hollow
In the Common language, it reads:
~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Gown ~*~
Fluff Tiers
Tier 1 - Drink, Eat, Pat, Pull, Turn, Snort
Tier 2 - Dance, Giggle, Lean, Sob, Swoon
Customization Tiers
Tier 3 - Pinch, Pour, Push, Twist
Tier 4 - Clean, Flip, Nudge, Tickle
Fluff and Customization Tier
Tier 5 - Ponder, Gaze, Gawk, Glance, Whisper
~*~ Tier 3 Customizations Explained
PINCH - Changes the Article of the gown
POUR - Changes the Adjective of the gown (dye only)
PUSH - Adds a ribbon to message about ribbons on the gown
TWIST - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. ribbons
~*~ Tier 4 Customizations Explained
NUDGE - Adds a gemstone to message about buttons on the gown
FLIP - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. buttons
TICKLE - Changes the noun of the gown
CLEAN - Erase design and start over
~*~ Tier 5 Explained
Fluff Messaging When Worn
Ponder, Gaze, Gawk, Glance
Function When Held
GAZE - Lists all gown article options
GAWK - Lists all gown noun options
GLANCE - Lists all gem-based long gown description options
PONDER - Lists all ribbon-based long gown description options
WHISPER - Quick Cycle to Options
On the dress rack you see: a sack-like plain dress.
Item Type Info Details Price a sack-like plain dress 2 lbs
Pocketed: A very small amount (one item) (in)
shirt-worn (functional)The Uncouth Wallflower Gown
500
In the square hamper you see: a squat vial of avocado green dye, a squat vial of pale mustard seed brown dye, a squat vial of bright apricot dye, a squat vial of antiqued violet dye, and a squat vial of dark geranium pink dye.
Item Type Info Details Price a squat vial of avocado green dye cobbling
< 1 lb Cobbling Dye Color: light avocado green Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)2 a squat vial of pale mustard seed brown dye cobbling
< 1 lb Cobbling Dye Color: pale mustard seed brown Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)2 a squat vial of bright apricot dye cobbling
< 1 lb Cobbling Dye Color: bright apricot Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)2 a squat vial of antiqued violet dye cobbling
< 1 lb Cobbling Dye Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)2 a squat vial of dark geranium pink dye cobbling
< 1 lb Cobbling Dye Color: dark geranium pink Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)2
In the round hamper you see: a moth-bitten canvas ribbon, a threadbare silk ribbon, a frayed burlap ribbon, a worn velveteen ribbon, and a faded organdy ribbon.
Item Type Info Details Price a moth-bitten canvas ribbon < 1 lb 1 a threadbare silk ribbon < 1 lb 1 a frayed burlap ribbon < 1 lb 1 a worn velveteen ribbon < 1 lb 1 a faded organdy ribbon < 1 lb 1
In the woven hamper you see: a plain white parchment, a gaudy grey parchment, a garish brown parchment, and a flat gold parchment.
Item Type Info Details Price a plain white parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Wallflower Gown
Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 2.300 a gaudy grey parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Wallflower Gown
Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 3.400 a garish brown parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Wallflower Gown
Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 4.500 a flat gold parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Wallflower Gown
Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 5.300
The Uncouth Wallflower, Bedroom
| [The Uncouth Wallflower, Bedroom] | Room: 8084424 |
| Faint light filters through narrow cracks in the rough pine walls, some stuffed with tufts of bog moss and others with fragrant rushes. Each step across the slanted floor is met with a weary groan, as if the hovel itself labors under unseen strain. Against one wall rests a wooden armoire, its weathered doors left slightly ajar, and beside it is a cluster of woven seagrass baskets. In the corner, a simple sleeping palette of straw and cloth offers the only comfort within the dim interior. You also see an oak-framed parchment sign. | |
| Obvious paths: southeast | |
an oak-framed parchment sign
Traveling
In the Common language, it reads:
~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Doublet ~*~
Fluff Tiers
Tier 1 - Drink, Eat, Pat, Pull, Turn, Snort
Tier 2 - Dance, Giggle, Lean, Sob, Swoon
Customization Tiers
Tier 3 - Pinch, Pour, Push, Twist
Tier 4 - Clean, Flip, Nudge, Tickle
Fluff and Customization Tier
Tier 5 - Gaze, Gawk, Peer, Ponder, Whisper
~*~ Tier 3 Customizations Explained
PINCH - Changes the Article of the doublet
POUR - Changes the Color Adjective of the doublet (dye only)
PUSH - Adds a ribbon to change the Fabric type of the doublet
TWIST - Changes the long description of the doublet
~*~ Tier 4 Customizations Explained
NUDGE - Adds a piece of ore to message about buttons on the doublet
FLIP - Changes the long description of the doublet to a preset w. buttons
TICKLE - Changes the noun of the doublet
CLEAN - Erase design and start over
~*~ Tier 5 Explained
Fluff Messaging When Worn
Gaze, Gawk, Peer, Ponder
Function When Held
GAZE - Lists all doublet article options
GAWK - Lists all doublet noun options
GLANCE - Lists all ore-based long doublet description options
PONDER - Lists all long doublet description options
WHISPER - Quick Cycle to Options
In the wooden armoire you see: a plain goose-bellied doublet.
In the dye-splattered hamper you see: a squat vial of dark gorse yellow dye, a short vial of melichrous brown dye, a round vial of warm croceate dye, a short vial of leucochroic aquamarine dye, a thin vial of bright porraceous dye, and a squat vial of garish violaceous dye.
In the ribbon-woven hamper you see: a frayed cordetum ribbon, a short muslin ribbon, a slender canvas ribbon, a faded twill ribbon, and a faded tweed ribbon.
In the wire-woven hamper you see: a lump of silver ore, a lump of lead ore, a lump of brass ore, a lump of tin ore, and a lump of pewter ore.
In the woven hamper you see: a flat gold parchment, a garish brown parchment, a gaudy grey parchment, and a plain white parchment.
Item Type Info Details Price a flat gold parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Doublet
300 a garish brown parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Doublet
500 a gaudy grey parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Doublet
400 a plain white parchment unlock certificate The Uncouth Doublet
300