BVShop:Be Warez

Current Inventory

Opened: August 2019
a small lopsided shack, [Map Room #], Lich# 26877

Current Inventory

a small lopsided shack, [Map Room #], Lich# 26877, go lopsided shack

Be Warez, Shop

Shop opened: Aug 2019. Last Update: 2/2020

[Be Warez, Shop - 28327]
The lopsided shack appears to have been crafted out of broken down crates and torn wool, its form threatening to topple with even the gentlest of winds. Resting within a splayed pile of straw is a small basket of wares nestled against a metal can with an open slit, the display being mindfully watched by a large greyish cat.
Obvious exits: out

In the basket you see:

an enamel lily relic haloed in jade leaves	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The enamel lily relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A crown of pale stargazer lilies floats above her head, their leaves unfurling gradually across her temples." before the appearance of your health. The enamel lily relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the enamel lily relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a muffin relic sewn from colorful patches of leather	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The muffin relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A myriad of ethereal confections appear to be following her every move." before the appearance of your health. The muffin relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the muffin relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a glass-caged relic of wire-suspended amber fireflies	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The glass-caged relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Tiny amber-colored fireflies dance around her form, the occasional greenish spark darting off into the distance." before the appearance of your health. The glass-caged relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the glass-caged relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a sword-shaped iron relic with a hilt of glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The iron relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A fan of ethereal blades hovers high about her form, twisting and turning silently." before the appearance of your health. The iron relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the iron relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a leather-scaled relic shaped like a small lizard	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The leather-scaled relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A small bug-eyed lizard darts back and forth between her shoulders." before the appearance of your health. The leather-scaled relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the leather-scaled relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a gilded red glass relic forged into the shape of a flame	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The red glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Embers of red-orange flame spark across her body, crackling as they race upwards into the air." before the appearance of your health. The red glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the red glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a plump calico cat relic crafted from blown glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The calico cat relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A cloud of multi-colored cat fur seems to hover around her body." before the appearance of your health. The calico cat relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the calico cat relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a glass relic traced with jewel constellations	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Softly flickering constellations of light are traced across her form." before the appearance of your health. The glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a circular clockwork relic of fused bronze plates	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The clockwork relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam randomly shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of her body." before the appearance of your health. The clockwork relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the clockwork relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a small marble sphere relic wrapped in glaes smoke	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The marble sphere relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around her forearms." before the appearance of your health. The marble sphere relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the marble sphere relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000

hastily scrawled note

In the Common language, it reads:
I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.
Marble - Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around his/her forearms.
Clockwork - Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam randomly shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of his/her body.
Glass/Jewels - Softly flickering constellations of light are traced across his/her form.
Cat - A cloud of multi-colored cat fur seems to hover around his/her body.
Red Glass - Embers of red-orange flame spark across his/her body, crackling as they race upwards into the air.
Leather-scaled - A small bug-eyed lizard darts back and forth between his/her shoulders.
Iron - A fan of ethereal blades hover high above his/her form, twisting and turning silently.
Glass-caged - Tiny amber-colored fireflies dance around his/her form, the occasional greenish spark darting off into the distance.
Muffin - A myriad of ethereal confections appear to be following his/her every move.
Lily - A crown of pale stargazer lilies floats above his/her head, their leaves unfurling gradually across his/her temples.

Archived Inventory

Aug 2019

In the basket you see:

a tiny rose petal relic crafted from black enamel	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The rose petal relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A thin capelet of velvety black rose petals encircles her shoulders." before the appearance of your health. The rose petal relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the rose petal relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a leather book relic cradling fine vellum pages	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The leather book relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Thin pages of calligraphy-filled vellum float airily beside her." before the appearance of your health. The leather book relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the leather book relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a dark horn relic bound in lengths of blackened leather	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The dark horn relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A pair of gnarled dark horns rest upon her head, the blackened tips encrusted in dried gore." before the appearance of your health. The dark horn relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the dark horn relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
an otter-shaped iron relic wrapped in faenor kelp	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The otter-shaped relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A small pudgy otter hangs precariously off her shoulders, gazing about as it sniffs the air curiously." before the appearance of your health. The otter-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the otter-shaped relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a black iron serpent relic with a forked tongue	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The black iron relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "You catch glimpses of a long, forked tongue escaping from between her lips." before the appearance of your health. The black iron relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the black iron relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a stone relic carved with undecipherable runes	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The stone relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Undecipherable runes are carved into her skin, their edges emanating a dull black glow." before the appearance of your health. The stone relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the stone relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
an iridescent glass fairy relic with thin silvered wings	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The fairy relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A tiny iridescent fairy hovers above her left shoulder, flittering its silvered wings as it twirls around." before the appearance of your health. The fairy relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the fairy relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a glass relic filled with broken mirror shards	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Her shadow looms high above her form, the silhouette flicking in and out of vision." before the appearance of your health. The glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a circular clockwork relic	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The clockwork relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam occasionally shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of her body." before the appearance of your health. You get the distinct impression that the clockwork relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a small marble sphere relic	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The marble sphere relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around her forearms." before the appearance of your health. The marble sphere relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the marble sphere relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000

hastily scrawled note

In the Common language, it reads:
I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.
Rose - A thin capelet of velvety black rose petals encircles his/her shoulders
Book - Thin pages of calligraphy-filled vellum float airily beside him/her
Horn - A pair of gnarled dark horns rest upon his/her head, the blackened tips encrusted in dried gore
Otter- A small pudgy otter hangs precariously off his/her shoulders, gazing about as it sniffs the air curiously
Black Iron - You catch glimpses of a long, forked tongue escaping from between his/her lips
Stone - Undecipherable runes are carved into his/her skin, their edges emanating a dull black glow
Fairy - A tiny iridescent fairy hovers above his/her left shoulder, flittering its silvered wings as it twirls around
Glass - His/Her shadow looms high above his/her form, the silhouette flicking in and out of vision
Clockwork - Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam occasionally shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of his/her body
Marble - Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around his/her forearms

You buy.