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The '''MechaParrot''' is a wearable mechanical toy parrot. They were most recently available at [[Ebon Gate]] in [[EHShop:Quinton Manse|Quinton Manse]].
The '''MechaParrot''' is a wearable mechanical toy parrot. They were most recently available at [[Ebon Gate]] in [[EHShop:Quinton Manse|Quinton Manse]].

If the character has no item already affecting their [[Character_feature#Unique_Feature_Field|unique feature field]], the parrot will show in the character's unique feature slot as sitting on the character's shoulder. If there is already a temporary item affecting the unique feature field, the parrot will show in the normal inventory.
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{{itemtier
|tier=Off-the-Shelf
|itemsummary=The off-the-shelf parrot can be worn on the shoulder and removed.
|analyze=SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark.

This item is an off-the-shelf parrot. Verbs are: wear and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps.

Alteration Guidelines:
Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.
|affinity=
|itemverbtable=YES
}}
{| {{verbtable|90}}
|- {{verbtableheader|90}}
! scope="col" style="width:5em;"|Verb
! scope="col"|First
! scope="col"|Third
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|REMOVE
| The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes nips at your fingers as you pull it off your shoulder.
| XXX winces as he pulls a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes off his shoulder, and it nips his fingers.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WEAR
| You carefully settle your hawk-headed parrot on your shoulder, and it immediately squawks loudly into your ear.
| XXX winces as he settles a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes onto his shoulder and it squawks loudly.
|}
{{itemtier <!-- Copy/Paste x #Tier for item as needed. -->
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|tier=Tier 1 <!-- REQUIRED: Must be entered as Tier # or Tree (Name) -->
|tier=Tier 1 <!-- REQUIRED: Must be entered as Tier # or Tree (Name) -->
|itemsummary= <!-- Brief explanation of what this tier does, if any. -->
|itemsummary=This tier adds CLEAN, FIDGET, SCOLD, and YELL. <!-- Brief explanation of what this tier does, if any. -->
|analyze= <!-- Tier 1/OTS required to be listed here. Other tiers only to list changes between analyzes (so as to not populate duplicate information), and final unlock to be listed in full. -->
|analyze= <!-- Tier 1/OTS required to be listed here. Other tiers only to list changes between analyzes (so as to not populate duplicate information), and final unlock to be listed in full. -->
You analyze the violet-crested macaw and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
You analyze the violet-crested macaw and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.
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You get no sense of whether or not the macaw may be further lightened.
You get no sense of whether or not the macaw may be further lightened.
|affinity= <!-- Brief explanation of affinity for that specific tier, if any. -->
|affinity= <!-- Brief explanation of affinity for that specific tier, if any. -->
|itemverbtable= <!-- Answer YES if there are verbs associated with this tier. If not, leave blank. -->
|itemverbtable=YES <!-- Answer YES if there are verbs associated with this tier. If not, leave blank. -->
}}
}}
{| {{verbtable|90}}
{| {{verbtable}} <!-- REQUIRED if there are verbs for this tier. For instructions on how to use this template, see Template:Verbtable. -->
|- {{verbtableheader|90}}
|- {{verbtableheader|90}}
! scope="col" style="width:5em;"|Verb
! scope="col" style="width:5em;"|Verb
! scope="col" style="width: 45%"|First
! scope="col" style="width:6em;"|Position
! scope="col" style="width: 45%"|Third
! scope="col"|First
! scope="col"|Third
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|CLEAN
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|CLEAN
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Any
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You brush a metallic feather or two back into place on your hawk-headed parrot. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes clicks its beak happily.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| A geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes clicks its beak happily as XXX brushes a few metallic feathers back into place.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|FIDGET
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|FIDGET
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Held
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You fidget with a few gears under your parrot's wings. It stares at you in annoyance.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX fidgets with a few gears under his hawk-headed parrot's wings. It stares at him in annoyance.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|REMOVE
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|FIDGET
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Worn
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You reach up to fidget with a gear or two on your parrot, and it snaps its beak at you. You jerk your fingers back just in time.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX starts to fidget with a gear on a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes but jerks his fingers away as it snaps its beak. Looked like a close one!
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|SCOLD
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|SCOLD
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Held
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You hold your parrot up to your face and scold it mercilessly. It takes a deep breath and scolds you right back, its gears and cogs clicking rapidly.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX holds a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes up to his face and scolds it. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes huffs under its breath then lets loose a barrage of scolding noises aimed at XXX.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WEAR
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|SCOLD
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Worn
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You scold a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, clucking your tongue and shaking your head at it. With an indignant squawk, the parrot scolds you right back in a near-perfect imitation of your noises.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX scolds a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder, clucking his tongue and shaking his head at it. With an indignant squawk, the geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes scolds XXX right back, in a near-perfect, albeit slightly mechanical, imitation of his noises.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|YELL
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|YELL
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Held
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You cheerfully hoot at your parrot, who gives you a look of utter disdain.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX hoots cheerfully at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, who gives him a look of utter disdain.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|YELL
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Worn
| You cheer loudly, scaring the geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on your shoulder so badly it almost falls off. With an annoyed squawk, it scrabbles back into position, using its beak clamped to your ear as leverage. That hurt!
| XXX lets out a sudden, loud cheer, startling a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes starts to fall but clamps its beak on XXX's earlobe as it scrabbles back into position. That looks like it hurt!
|}
|}

{{itemtier <!-- Copy/Paste x #Tier for item as needed. -->
|tier=Tier 2 <!-- REQUIRED: Must be entered as Tier # or Tree (Name) -->
{{itemtier <!-- Copy/Paste x #Tier for item as needed. -->|tier=Tier 2
|itemsummary= The second tier adds four more verbs.
|itemsummary=This tier adds CHUCKLE, RUB, TOSS, and WINK.
|analyze=
|analyze= <!-- Tier 1/OTS required to be listed here. Other tiers only to list changes between analyzes (so as to not populate duplicate information), and final unlock to be listed in full. -->
|affinity=
|affinity= <!-- Brief explanation of affinity for that specific tier, if any. -->
|itemverbtable=YES
|itemverbtable=Yes <!-- Answer YES if there are verbs associated with this tier. If not, leave blank. -->
}}
}}
{| {{verbtable|90}}
{| {{verbtable}} <!-- REQUIRED if there are verbs for this tier. For instructions on how to use this template, see Template:Verbtable. -->
|- {{verbtableheader|90}}
|- {{verbtableheader|90}}
! scope="col" style="width:5em;"|Verb
! scope="col" style="width:5em;"|Verb
! scope="col" style="width: 45%"|First
! scope="col" style="width:6em;"|State
! scope="col" style="width: 45%"|Third
! scope="col"|First
! scope="col"|Third
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|CHUCKLE
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Dead
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| Your hawk-headed parrot wanders across your corpse, chortling to itself in what can only be described as evil glee.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot wanders across his corpse, chortling to itself in what can only be described as evil glee.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|CHUCKLE
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Living
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| Your hawk-headed parrot suddenly chortles in glee, making you wonder what it just got away with.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot just chortled in glee, as if it got away with something.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|RUB
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Held
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You scritch the softened metallic feathers around your hawk-headed parrot's neck, and it lets out a contented coo, its eyes partially closing.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX scritches the softened metallic feathers around his hawk-headed parrot's neck. It lets out a contented coo, closing its eyes partially as it relaxes.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|RUB
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Worn
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| You gently rub your finger across your hawk-headed parrot's metallic talons, and it raises one leg up and carefully grasps your finger in its talons and tries to preen your hand.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX reaches a finger up to his hawk-headed parrot, who raises one leg and gently grasps his finger in its talons before trying to preen his hand.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|TOSS
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Held
| You raise your hand and try to get your hawk-headed parrot to lift into the sky, but it brings its wings close to its body, digs its metal talons into your skin, and mutters, "No."
| XXX jerks his hand up, trying to get his hawk-headed parrot some lift. It clamps its wings close to its body, digs its metal talons into XXX's skin, and mutters, "No."
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|TOSS
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Worn
| As a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes spreads its wings, you shrug your shoulder with force, trying to help it lift off. It squawks in fear, clamps its wings close to its body, and digs into your shoulder with its talons.
| A geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes spreads its wings, and XXX shrugs his shoulders with some force, as if trying to help it lift into flight. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes squawks in fear, clamps its wings close to its body, and digs its talons into XXX.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WINK
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Any
| You wink at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, and it ruffles its feathers lovingly at you.
| XXX winks at his hawk-headed parrot, and it ruffles its feathers lovingly.
|}
|}

{{itemtier <!-- Copy/Paste x #Tier for item as needed. -->
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|tier=Tier 3 <!-- REQUIRED: Must be entered as Tier # or Tree (Name) -->
|tier=Tier 3 <!-- REQUIRED: Must be entered as Tier # or Tree (Name) -->
|itemsummary=The final tier adds KISS, POKE, SCRATCH, and WHISPER. WHISPER selects one of nine random messages while the owner is living and has separate messaging when the owner is dead.
|itemsummary= The third tier adds four more verbs.
|analyze=SQUAWK!! Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark.
|analyze= <!-- Tier 1/OTS required to be listed here. Other tiers only to list changes between analyzes (so as to not populate duplicate information), and final unlock to be listed in full. -->
This item is a Tier 3 parrot. Verbs are: scold, yell, fidget, clean, wink, rub, chuckle, toss, kiss, poke, scratch, whisper, wear, and remove. There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps.
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|affinity= <!-- Brief explanation of affinity for that specific tier, if any. -->
Alteration Guidelines:
|itemverbtable=Yes <!-- Answer YES if there are verbs associated with this tier. If not, leave blank. -->
Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.
|affinity=
|itemverbtable=YES
}}
}}
{| {{verbtable|90}}
{| {{verbtable}} <!-- REQUIRED if there are verbs for this tier. For instructions on how to use this template, see Template:Verbtable. -->
|- {{verbtableheader|90}}
|- {{verbtableheader|90}}
! scope="col" style="width:5em;"|Verb
! scope="col" style="width:5em;"|Verb
! scope="col" style="width: 45%"|First
! scope="col" style="width:10em;"|Condition
! scope="col" style="width: 45%"|Third
! scope="col"|First
! scope="col"|Third
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|KISS
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Held
| You make kissing noises at your hawk-headed parrot. It makes a loud kissing sound then whispers softly, "Kiss."
| XXX makes a bunch of kissing noises at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes. It makes one loud kissing sound back then softly whispers, "Kiss."
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|KISS
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Worn
| You pucker up, and your hawk-headed parrot leans over and gently taps your lips with its beak then murmurs, "Kiss."
| XXX puckers his lips, and a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder leans over and gently taps his lips with its beak. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes murmurs, "Kiss."
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|POKE
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Any
| You poke at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, and it lunges at your finger.
| XXX pokes at his hawk-headed parrot, who lunges at his finger.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|SCRATCH
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Held
| You scratch the back of your hawk-headed parrot's neck. It mutters happily, pushing its head into your hand to keep you from stopping.
| XXX scratches the back of his hawk-headed parrot's neck. It mutters happily, pushing its head into his hand to keep him from stopping.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|SCRATCH
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Worn
| Your hawk-headed parrot lovingly rubs the back of its neck against the side of your head, giving itself a good scratch.
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot lovingly rubs the back of its neck against the side of his head, giving itself a good scratch.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Owner dead
| Your hawk-headed parrot suddenly squawks, "XXX! XXX! XXX!" at the top of its tiny, mechanical lungs. It collapses dramatically on your corpse.
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot suddenly squawks, "XXX! XXX! XXX!" at the top of its tiny, mechanical lungs. It collapses dramatically on his corpse.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|"Feed me"<br>(1 in 9)
| With a sudden pathetic whimper, your hawk-headed parrot mutters, "Feed me, XXX...feed me..."
| With a sudden pathetic whimper, XXX's hawk-headed parrot mutters, "Feed me, XXX...feed me..."
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Vituperatives<br>(1 in 9)
| Your hawk-headed parrot lets loose a stream of vituperatives that would make a sailor blush.
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot lets loose a stream of vituperatives that would make a sailor blush.
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Blaestonberries<br>(1 in 9)
| Suddenly, your hawk-headed parrot squawks, "XXX smells of blaestonberries!"
| Suddenly and without apparent provocation, XXX's hawk-headed parrot squawks, "XXX smells of blaestonberries!"
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|"So pretty"<br>(1 in 9)
| Your hawk-headed parrot croons, "I'm pretty. So pretty!"
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot croons, "I'm pretty. So pretty!"
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Flock calls<br>(1 in 9)
| Your hawk-headed parrot begins a loud series of flock calls, starting quietly but ending in a deafening flurry of squawks and excited shrieks.
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot begins a loud series of flock calls, starting quietly but ending in a deafening flurry of squawks and excited shrieks.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|"HI"<br>(1 in 9)
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| Your hawk-headed parrot calls out a bright and cheery, albeit incredibly loud, "HI!!"
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot calls out a bright and cheery, albeit incredibly loud, "HI!!"
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|"Bad parrot"<br>(1 in 9)
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| Your hawk-headed parrot mutters to itself, "Bad. Baaaaadddd. Bad parrot." It then laughs quietly.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot mutters to itself, "Bad. Baaaaadddd. Bad parrot." It then laughs quietly.
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Pirate<br>(1 in 9)
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| Your hawk-headed parrot loudly declaims, "XXX is a pirate! Pirate. Argh! Give him rum!"
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot loudly declaims, "XXX is a pirate! Pirate. Argh! Give him rum!"
|-
|-
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Verb
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|WHISPER
! scope="row" role="rowheader"|Crows<br>(1 in 9)
|<!-- First Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| Your hawk-headed parrot does its best impression of a murder of crows at full volume.
|<!-- Third Person View --> {{addmetext}}
| XXX's hawk-headed parrot does its best impression of a murder of crows at full volume.
|}
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|verb=CHUCKLE
|verb=CLEAN <!-- Verbs MUST be capitalized when entered. Up to 28 verbs can be added with "verb2=" - "verb28=". Verbs should be listed in alphabetical order, not by tier.-->
|verb2=FIDGET
|verb2=CLEAN
|verb3=REMOVE
|verb3=FIDGET
|verb4=SCOLD
|verb4=KISS
|verb5=WEAR
|verb5=POKE
|verb6=YELL
|verb6=REMOVE
|verb7=RUB
|verb8=SCOLD
|verb9=SCRATCH
|verb10=TOSS
|verb11=WEAR
|verb12=WHISPER
|verb13=WINK
|verb14=YELL
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Latest revision as of 14:38, 30 July 2026

The MechaParrot is a wearable mechanical toy parrot. They were most recently available at Ebon Gate in Quinton Manse.

If the character has no item already affecting their unique feature field, the parrot will show in the character's unique feature slot as sitting on the character's shoulder. If there is already a temporary item affecting the unique feature field, the parrot will show in the normal inventory.

Off-the-Shelf

The off-the-shelf parrot can be worn on the shoulder and removed.

Analyze

SQUAWK!!  Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark.

This item is an off-the-shelf parrot.  Verbs are: wear and remove.  There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps.

Alteration Guidelines:
  Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.

Usage

Verb First Third
REMOVE The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes nips at your fingers as you pull it off your shoulder. XXX winces as he pulls a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes off his shoulder, and it nips his fingers.
WEAR You carefully settle your hawk-headed parrot on your shoulder, and it immediately squawks loudly into your ear. XXX winces as he settles a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes onto his shoulder and it squawks loudly.

Tier 1

This tier adds CLEAN, FIDGET, SCOLD, and YELL.

Analyze

You analyze the violet-crested macaw and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions.

The creator has also provided the following information:
SQUAWK!!  Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark.
This item is a Tier 1 parrot.  Verbs are:  scold, yell, fidget, clean, wear, and remove.  There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps.
Alteration Guidelines:  Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.

You get no sense of whether or not the macaw may be further lightened.

Usage

Verb Position First Third
CLEAN Any You brush a metallic feather or two back into place on your hawk-headed parrot. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes clicks its beak happily. A geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes clicks its beak happily as XXX brushes a few metallic feathers back into place.
FIDGET Held You fidget with a few gears under your parrot's wings. It stares at you in annoyance. XXX fidgets with a few gears under his hawk-headed parrot's wings. It stares at him in annoyance.
FIDGET Worn You reach up to fidget with a gear or two on your parrot, and it snaps its beak at you. You jerk your fingers back just in time. XXX starts to fidget with a gear on a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes but jerks his fingers away as it snaps its beak. Looked like a close one!
SCOLD Held You hold your parrot up to your face and scold it mercilessly. It takes a deep breath and scolds you right back, its gears and cogs clicking rapidly. XXX holds a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes up to his face and scolds it. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes huffs under its breath then lets loose a barrage of scolding noises aimed at XXX.
SCOLD Worn You scold a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, clucking your tongue and shaking your head at it. With an indignant squawk, the parrot scolds you right back in a near-perfect imitation of your noises. XXX scolds a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder, clucking his tongue and shaking his head at it. With an indignant squawk, the geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes scolds XXX right back, in a near-perfect, albeit slightly mechanical, imitation of his noises.
YELL Held You cheerfully hoot at your parrot, who gives you a look of utter disdain. XXX hoots cheerfully at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, who gives him a look of utter disdain.
YELL Worn You cheer loudly, scaring the geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on your shoulder so badly it almost falls off. With an annoyed squawk, it scrabbles back into position, using its beak clamped to your ear as leverage. That hurt! XXX lets out a sudden, loud cheer, startling a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes starts to fall but clamps its beak on XXX's earlobe as it scrabbles back into position. That looks like it hurt!

Tier 2

This tier adds CHUCKLE, RUB, TOSS, and WINK.

Usage

Verb State First Third
CHUCKLE Dead Your hawk-headed parrot wanders across your corpse, chortling to itself in what can only be described as evil glee. XXX's hawk-headed parrot wanders across his corpse, chortling to itself in what can only be described as evil glee.
CHUCKLE Living Your hawk-headed parrot suddenly chortles in glee, making you wonder what it just got away with. XXX's hawk-headed parrot just chortled in glee, as if it got away with something.
RUB Held You scritch the softened metallic feathers around your hawk-headed parrot's neck, and it lets out a contented coo, its eyes partially closing. XXX scritches the softened metallic feathers around his hawk-headed parrot's neck. It lets out a contented coo, closing its eyes partially as it relaxes.
RUB Worn You gently rub your finger across your hawk-headed parrot's metallic talons, and it raises one leg up and carefully grasps your finger in its talons and tries to preen your hand. XXX reaches a finger up to his hawk-headed parrot, who raises one leg and gently grasps his finger in its talons before trying to preen his hand.
TOSS Held You raise your hand and try to get your hawk-headed parrot to lift into the sky, but it brings its wings close to its body, digs its metal talons into your skin, and mutters, "No." XXX jerks his hand up, trying to get his hawk-headed parrot some lift. It clamps its wings close to its body, digs its metal talons into XXX's skin, and mutters, "No."
TOSS Worn As a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes spreads its wings, you shrug your shoulder with force, trying to help it lift off. It squawks in fear, clamps its wings close to its body, and digs into your shoulder with its talons. A geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes spreads its wings, and XXX shrugs his shoulders with some force, as if trying to help it lift into flight. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes squawks in fear, clamps its wings close to its body, and digs its talons into XXX.
WINK Any You wink at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, and it ruffles its feathers lovingly at you. XXX winks at his hawk-headed parrot, and it ruffles its feathers lovingly.

Tier 3

The final tier adds KISS, POKE, SCRATCH, and WHISPER. WHISPER selects one of nine random messages while the owner is living and has separate messaging when the owner is dead.

Analyze

SQUAWK!!  Welcome to MechaParrot, your one-stop shop for colorful snark.
This item is a Tier 3 parrot.  Verbs are: scold, yell, fidget, clean, wink, rub, chuckle, toss, kiss, poke, scratch, whisper, wear, and remove.  There are 3 tiers that can potentially be unlocked, each with 4 verb traps.

Alteration Guidelines:
  Item must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.

Usage

Verb Condition First Third
KISS Held You make kissing noises at your hawk-headed parrot. It makes a loud kissing sound then whispers softly, "Kiss." XXX makes a bunch of kissing noises at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes. It makes one loud kissing sound back then softly whispers, "Kiss."
KISS Worn You pucker up, and your hawk-headed parrot leans over and gently taps your lips with its beak then murmurs, "Kiss." XXX puckers his lips, and a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes on his shoulder leans over and gently taps his lips with its beak. The geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes murmurs, "Kiss."
POKE Any You poke at a geared hawk-headed parrot with wicked green eyes, and it lunges at your finger. XXX pokes at his hawk-headed parrot, who lunges at his finger.
SCRATCH Held You scratch the back of your hawk-headed parrot's neck. It mutters happily, pushing its head into your hand to keep you from stopping. XXX scratches the back of his hawk-headed parrot's neck. It mutters happily, pushing its head into his hand to keep him from stopping.
SCRATCH Worn Your hawk-headed parrot lovingly rubs the back of its neck against the side of your head, giving itself a good scratch. XXX's hawk-headed parrot lovingly rubs the back of its neck against the side of his head, giving itself a good scratch.
WHISPER Owner dead Your hawk-headed parrot suddenly squawks, "XXX! XXX! XXX!" at the top of its tiny, mechanical lungs. It collapses dramatically on your corpse. XXX's hawk-headed parrot suddenly squawks, "XXX! XXX! XXX!" at the top of its tiny, mechanical lungs. It collapses dramatically on his corpse.
WHISPER "Feed me"
(1 in 9)
With a sudden pathetic whimper, your hawk-headed parrot mutters, "Feed me, XXX...feed me..." With a sudden pathetic whimper, XXX's hawk-headed parrot mutters, "Feed me, XXX...feed me..."
WHISPER Vituperatives
(1 in 9)
Your hawk-headed parrot lets loose a stream of vituperatives that would make a sailor blush. XXX's hawk-headed parrot lets loose a stream of vituperatives that would make a sailor blush.
WHISPER Blaestonberries
(1 in 9)
Suddenly, your hawk-headed parrot squawks, "XXX smells of blaestonberries!" Suddenly and without apparent provocation, XXX's hawk-headed parrot squawks, "XXX smells of blaestonberries!"
WHISPER "So pretty"
(1 in 9)
Your hawk-headed parrot croons, "I'm pretty. So pretty!" XXX's hawk-headed parrot croons, "I'm pretty. So pretty!"
WHISPER Flock calls
(1 in 9)
Your hawk-headed parrot begins a loud series of flock calls, starting quietly but ending in a deafening flurry of squawks and excited shrieks. XXX's hawk-headed parrot begins a loud series of flock calls, starting quietly but ending in a deafening flurry of squawks and excited shrieks.
WHISPER "HI"
(1 in 9)
Your hawk-headed parrot calls out a bright and cheery, albeit incredibly loud, "HI!!" XXX's hawk-headed parrot calls out a bright and cheery, albeit incredibly loud, "HI!!"
WHISPER "Bad parrot"
(1 in 9)
Your hawk-headed parrot mutters to itself, "Bad. Baaaaadddd. Bad parrot." It then laughs quietly. XXX's hawk-headed parrot mutters to itself, "Bad. Baaaaadddd. Bad parrot." It then laughs quietly.
WHISPER Pirate
(1 in 9)
Your hawk-headed parrot loudly declaims, "XXX is a pirate! Pirate. Argh! Give him rum!" XXX's hawk-headed parrot loudly declaims, "XXX is a pirate! Pirate. Argh! Give him rum!"
WHISPER Crows
(1 in 9)
Your hawk-headed parrot does its best impression of a murder of crows at full volume. XXX's hawk-headed parrot does its best impression of a murder of crows at full volume.
MechaParrot Information
Type Fluff
Item Classification Accessory
Item(s) Applied to Parrot
Alterable Yes
Light/Deep
Tiered Yes
Number of Tiers 3
How to Unlock Certificate
Restrictions Must stay a type of parrot, lifelike but still mechanical in nature, and can have a base, long, and show.
Item Verbs
CHUCKLE CLEAN FIDGET KISS
POKE REMOVE RUB SCOLD
SCRATCH TOSS WEAR WHISPER
WINK YELL