Elsemore

Elsemore Gender Male Race Halfling Status Alive Hometown Icemule Trace

Elsemore, a grumpy halfling wizard, is a wandering NPC in Icemule Trace.

Description

Hollow cheeks and dark-rimmed eyes give Elsemore a grumpy aspect that is uncharacteristic for a halfling.  He holds a tarnished golden wand in one hand and an appropriately sized longsword in the other.  His leather breastplate is scorched and badly worn about the edges.

Additional Information

Ambient Messages

"Tarts!?" A grumpy halfling wizard's sudden exclamation is apropos of nothing. "That's about the worst food there is. I'd rather drink bathwater than eat a tart!"

A grumpy halfling wizard takes one look at you, then makes a grand show of checking his pockets for his money pouch.

A grumpy halfling wizard tugs at his leather breastplate. "They just don't make these like they used to," he grumbles. "Wizards, neither. Real wizards swing swords!"

A grumpy halfling wizard gives you a baleful look for no reason in particular.

Questions

Elsemore can answer several questions when ASKed about them.

Runestaff:

Elsemore purses his lips distastefully and spits to the side.  "Don't be gauche," he snarls.  "Real wizards don't use runestaves!  Show me a wizard who doesn't know how to use a weapon and I'll show you a person who'll bore you at dinner."

Cardon:

Elsemore rolls his eyes.  With an imperious cant to his head, he says, "If you haven't heard of me, you obviously haven't been around these parts for long enough to be worth my time."

Ellerel:

Elsemore mutters, "Blood and bloody tart crumbs.  Don't get me started on that one.  I don't care how many folks he has fooled; I'll never trust a warlock!  And one who used to be a lich, at that!  I worked for my phenomenal magical powers!"

Warlock:

Elsemore's eyes dart around cautiously as he answers, "Warlocks consort with all sorts of spirits.  Honest folks stick to elemental magic, if you ask me."