Pie Shop

Pie Shop is a food shop in Wehnimer's Landing. It was located in a bright yellow building in the Small Park, just south of TSSW. The pie shop was burned down the 4th of Olaesta in unknown circumstances (unknown to Ordim); see A Farewell to Pies for log.

[The Pie Shop]

RNUM: 25985

Bright yellow paint coats the walls, which are bordered with grinning white skulls outlined in black. The mishmash of variegated unfinished wood plank flooring is topped by several chairs and tables that surround a broad pristine display counter laden with pies and other edibles. Snaking through three large street-facing windows, swathes of moonlight mingle with smoldering candlelight, though the illumination does little to chase away the darkness that engulfs the far corners of the shop. You also see a swinging door.

Entry

Current Winter Menu

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                 ~~ THE PIE SHOP: Pielfered ~~
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|   Proprietor: G.G.K. "Goblyn"    Managers: Ordim and Telsas       |
|   Master Baker: Lisbethany       Backroom Supplies: Cruxophim     |
|                        Aromatics: Sareyna                         |
|   Shop Drunkard: Kyulen            Cherry Pitter: Savageheart     |
|   Mop Girl: Maylan         Backroom Supply Assistant: Soliere     |
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                  Pie Recipes and Baked Goods By:                   
|             Biscuity Pear and Apple Pie - Bremerial               |
|             Blackened Persimmon Spice Pie - Ysharra               |
|             Blueberry Apple Crumble Pie - Sadiyah                 |
|                    Blue Sprite Pie - Sweetsin                     |
|                       Butter Pie - Bremerial                      |
|             Cheesy Noodle and Bacon Pie - Lisbethany              |
|            Chipmunk Pie - Barble, Pathragers, Ordim               |
|           Crux's Cellar Autumn Special Pie - Cruxophim            |
|                  Chocolate Pudding Pie - Ordim                    |
|             Herb-Glazed Shepherd's Pie - Cruxophim                |
|                Honey-Pecan Whiskey Pie - Sweetsin                 |
|                     Marshmallow Pie - Ordim                       |
|             Pigeon Pudding Pie - Kittai, Glurt, Ordim             |
|                   Public Bath Pie - Heartfire                     |
|                 Raisin and Peach Pie - Bremerial                  |
|                 Sheep's Brain Aspic Pie - Maylan                  |
|                  Winter's Gate Pie - Lisbethany                   |
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               Limited Offering (While Supplies Last):               
|              Black Apple Tartlet Recipe - Rhayveign               |
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                        Other Information!                           
|       Use the chalkboard in the kitchen to leave shop name        |
|     suggestions.  If leaving letters for Goblyn, set them on      |
|    the table downstairs.  Do not take notes from the basement     |
|    that are not addressed to you!  Leave artwork on the board     |
|                     in this main salesroom.                       |
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|            The Pie Shop cannot be held responsible for            |
|              allergy-related deaths or afflictions!               |
|___________________________________________________________________|

The sign will change its name from time to time

Inky black liquid tendrils lethargically seep out of a large wooden sign titled "The Pie Shop: Once Eaten, Twice Pie", wrapping it so completely that the lettering at the top is completely obscured.  The tendrils languidly slink around it, then recede completely leaving the shop with a new name: "The Pie Shop: Live Free and Pie Hard".

In the display counter you see:

a tart lemon-cherry pie			400
a fluffy cranberry pie topped with swirls of dark chocolate			400
a vanilla cheesecake stuffed with brandied saffron apricots			400
a chocolate pudding pie with crumbly cookie crust			400
a moon-shaped marshmallow pie			400
a cheesy noodle and bacon pie			400
a Winter's Gate pie			400
a biscuity pear and ale pie topped with lemon zest			400
a flour-dusted raisin and peach pie			400
a blackened persimmon spice pie			400
a honey-pecan whiskey pie			400
a blueberry apple crumble pie			400
a rich butter pie with apples and cheese			400
a skull-painted cup of dark hot chocolate			250
a jug of black coffee			250
a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee			250
a cup of sassafras tea			250

In the chalky white jars you see:

a pyramidal clear crystal bottle	25000
a squat silvery white flask	25000
a golden herb-etched phial	25000
a scorch-edged dark grey ampule	25000
a bright yellow wooden bottle carved with dandelions	25000
a warped bright orange vial	25000
a small white bottle painted with iceblossoms	25000

Kitchen

[The Pie Shop, Kitchen]	RNUM: 25986
Spick and span, the kitchen is well-stocked with various baking paraphernalia, all organized in handily placed cabinets and wicker baskets, several of which are attached to the bright yellow walls. Situated adjacent a swinging door and an open hearth, a spacious grey stone counter provides substantial ingredient preparation and dough-rolling space, and a wide chalkboard spans the wall above it. Two large ovens and an oddly shaped machine share the back wall, opposite a basin, some wooden buckets, and a stone case of midding size.
Obvious exits: none

Backroom

[The Pie Shop, Backroom]	RNUM: 25987
Dim candlelight flares, waxing and waning to create uneven, writhing streaks of luminescence in the otherwise shadowy surroundings. Constructed of mismatched planking in a variety of hues, the floor's unfinished wood provides a distinct counterpoint to the bright yellow walls. A large display counter takes up the majority of the room's space, nearly obfiscating a rickety stairway leading down. You also see a dark-curtained arch.
Obvious exits: none

In the display counter you see:

a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie			400
a crisped kitten pot pie			1000
a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie			400
a herb-crusted shepherd's pie			400
a Public Bath hollowed roll pie			400
a blue sprite pie			400
a darkly crusted chipmunk pie			400
a chilled sheep's brain aspic pie stuffed with peas and hardboiled eggs			400
a pigeon pudding pie			400
a black lung pie brushed with slimy goo			400
a Crux's Cellar Autumn Special pie			400
a jar of clotted crimson cream			300
a jar of black blood jelly			300
a blood biscuit			400
some zombie brain-infused juice			250
a mug of sludge-like coffee			250
a glass of chilled clotted blood			250
a black apple tartlet			350

Basement

[The Pie Shop, Basement]	RNUM: 25988
Well-packed earth sends a loamy aroma floating through the chilly air and makes up the entirety of the capacious basement's walls and floor. A small, disordered pile of crates and an exceedingly large mountain of crates are stacked near one another behind a rickety stairway. Flickering lanterns hang from several hooks in the plank ceiling, casting three charcoal-hued couches, a dead root table, and a partially preserved cook's assistant corpse in a dappled mixture of light and shadow.
Obvious exits: none

Original Menu

Old sign

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                 ~~ THE PIE SHOP: The End Justifies The Pies ~~
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|   Proprietor: G.G.K. "Goblyn"    Managers: Ordim and Telsas       |
|   Master Baker: Lisbethany       Backroom Supplies: Cruxophim     |
|           Master Tasters: Bushwack, Cleodelia, Vorwick            |
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               5116 Jastatos through Eorgaen Support:               
|           Tasting Sales:  Bypin, Morria, Mynon, Sorrenn           |
|        Tasters: Azaton, Fyrentennimar, Hoodtralfeck, Jaqen,       |
|           Mogonis, Ordynar, Sarafiel, Somersby, Vorwick           |
|                 Special Fritter Taster: Japhrimel                 |
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         Trine Cooking Contest Recipes and Baked Goods By:           
|           Whiskey-Frosted Winterberry Cupcakes - Kayse            |
|                     Sins of Our Rum - Telsas                      |
|      Lisbethany's Famous Bananaberry Pancakes - Lisbethany        |
|             Blood Orange and Banana Muffins - Ordim               |
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                 Seeking Shop and Other Assistance!                  
|    To apply for a position, use the blackboard in the kitchen,    |
|   state your name and what job you want to fill!  Requirements:   |
|     a sense of adventure, somewhat honest, loyal to a fault,      |
|      willing to get your hands bloody.  Bribes are welcome!       |
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|            The Pie Shop cannot be held responsible for            |
|              allergy-related deaths or afflictions!               |
|___________________________________________________________________|

On the display counter you see:

a cup of sassafras tea	250
a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee	250
a jug of black coffee	250
a skull-painted cup of hot chocolate	250

In the display counter you see:

a whipped cream-heaped spiced pumpkin pie	400
an apple and pear pie	400
a lightly browned treacle pie	400
a sour lime pie topped with dollops of whipped cream	400
a caramel-drizzled pecan pie	400
a chocolate cookie-crusted peanut butter pie	400
a miniature smasten berry pie	400
a tart blueberry pie	400
a shortbread-crusted banana cream pie	400
a fluffy fruit muffin covered in sanguine icing	250
a crumb-topped blackberry pie	400
a honey-swirled winterberry cupcake topped with whiskey frosting	400
stack of soft bananaberry pancakes garnished with orange slices	250

On the display counter you see:

a mug of Sins of Our Rum	250
a flute of cherry-apple blood wine	250
a mug of sludge-like coffee	250

In the display counter you see:

a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie	400
a square-shaped troll toe pie	400
a lattice-crusted buttery millipede pie	400
a crisped kitten pot pie	400
a festering chopped liver pie	400
a cocoa-crusted sewer rat pie	400
an overly ripe strawberry pie	400
a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie	400
a flaky Goblyn's Spring Special pie	550