Pie Shop

The pie shop was burned down the 4th of Olaesta in unknown circumstances (unknown to Ordim); see A Farewell to Pies for log.

Pie Shop is a shop in Wehnimer's Landing that sells food and specializes in pies. It was located in a bright yellow building in the Small Park, just south of TSSW.

The sign will change its name from time to time:

Inky black liquid tendrils lethargically seep out of a large wooden sign titled "The Pie Shop: Once Eaten, Twice Pie", wrapping it so completely that the lettering at the top is completely obscured.  The tendrils languidly slink around it, then recede completely leaving the shop with a new name: "The Pie Shop: Live Free and Pie Hard".

The proprietor is Goblyn.

The Pie Shop

[The Pie Shop]	Room: 25985
Bright yellow paint coats the walls, which are bordered with grinning white skulls outlined in black. The mishmash of variegated unfinished wood plank flooring is topped by several chairs and tables that surround a broad pristine display counter laden with pies and other edibles. Snaking through three large street-facing windows, swathes of moonlight mingle with smoldering candlelight, though the illumination does little to chase away the darkness that engulfs the far corners of the shop. You also see a swinging door.
Obvious exits: out

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                 ~~ THE PIE SHOP: Pielfered ~~
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|   Proprietor: G.G.K. "Goblyn"    Managers: Ordim and Telsas       |
|   Master Baker: Lisbethany       Backroom Supplies: Cruxophim     |
|                        Aromatics: Sareyna                         |
|   Shop Drunkard: Kyulen            Cherry Pitter: Savageheart     |
|   Mop Girl: Maylan         Backroom Supply Assistant: Soliere     |
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                  Pie Recipes and Baked Goods By:                   
|             Biscuity Pear and Apple Pie - Bremerial               |
|             Blackened Persimmon Spice Pie - Ysharra               |
|             Blueberry Apple Crumble Pie - Sadiyah                 |
|                    Blue Sprite Pie - Sweetsin                     |
|                       Butter Pie - Bremerial                      |
|             Cheesy Noodle and Bacon Pie - Lisbethany              |
|            Chipmunk Pie - Barble, Pathragers, Ordim               |
|           Crux's Cellar Autumn Special Pie - Cruxophim            |
|                  Chocolate Pudding Pie - Ordim                    |
|             Herb-Glazed Shepherd's Pie - Cruxophim                |
|                Honey-Pecan Whiskey Pie - Sweetsin                 |
|                     Marshmallow Pie - Ordim                       |
|             Pigeon Pudding Pie - Kittai, Glurt, Ordim             |
|                   Public Bath Pie - Heartfire                     |
|                 Raisin and Peach Pie - Bremerial                  |
|                 Sheep's Brain Aspic Pie - Maylan                  |
|                  Winter's Gate Pie - Lisbethany                   |
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               Limited Offering (While Supplies Last):               
|              Black Apple Tartlet Recipe - Rhayveign               |
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                        Other Information!                           
|       Use the chalkboard in the kitchen to leave shop name        |
|     suggestions.  If leaving letters for Goblyn, set them on      |
|    the table downstairs.  Do not take notes from the basement     |
|    that are not addressed to you!  Leave artwork on the board     |
|                     in this main salesroom.                       |
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|            The Pie Shop cannot be held responsible for            |
|              allergy-related deaths or afflictions!               |
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Inventory

In the display counter you see: a tart lemon-cherry pie, a fluffy cranberry pie topped with swirls of dark chocolate, a vanilla cheesecake stuffed with brandied saffron apricots, a chocolate pudding pie with crumbly cookie crust, a moon-shaped marshmallow pie, a cheesy noodle and bacon pie, a Winter's Gate pie, a biscuity pear and ale pie topped with lemon zest, a flour-dusted raisin and peach pie, a blackened persimmon spice pie, a honey-pecan whiskey pie, a blueberry apple crumble pie, a rich butter pie with apples and cheese, a skull-painted cup of dark hot chocolate, a jug of black coffee, a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee, and a cup of sassafras tea.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a tart lemon-cherry pie				400
a fluffy cranberry pie topped with swirls of dark chocolate				400
a vanilla cheesecake stuffed with brandied saffron apricots				400
a chocolate pudding pie with crumbly cookie crust				400
a moon-shaped marshmallow pie				400
a cheesy noodle and bacon pie				400
a Winter's Gate pie				400
a biscuity pear and ale pie topped with lemon zest				400
a flour-dusted raisin and peach pie				400
a blackened persimmon spice pie				400
a honey-pecan whiskey pie				400
a blueberry apple crumble pie				400
a rich butter pie with apples and cheese				400
a skull-painted cup of dark hot chocolate				250
a jug of black coffee				250
a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee				250
a cup of sassafras tea				250

In the chalky white jars you see: a pyramidal clear crystal bottle, a squat silvery white flask, a golden herb-etched phial, a scorch-edged dark grey ampule, a bright yellow wooden bottle carved with dandelions, a warped bright orange vial, and a small white bottle painted with iceblossoms.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a pyramidal clear crystal bottle				25000
a squat silvery white flask				25000
a golden herb-etched phial				25000
a scorch-edged dark grey ampule				25000
a bright yellow wooden bottle carved with dandelions				25000
a warped bright orange vial				25000
a small white bottle painted with iceblossoms				25000

The Pie Shop, Kitchen

[The Pie Shop, Kitchen]	RNUM: 25986
Spick and span, the kitchen is well-stocked with various baking paraphernalia, all organized in handily placed cabinets and wicker baskets, several of which are attached to the bright yellow walls. Situated adjacent a swinging door and an open hearth, a spacious grey stone counter provides substantial ingredient preparation and dough-rolling space, and a wide chalkboard spans the wall above it. Two large ovens and an oddly shaped machine share the back wall, opposite a basin, some wooden buckets, and a stone case of midding size.
Obvious exits: none

The Pie Shop, Backroom

[The Pie Shop, Backroom]	RNUM: 25987
Dim candlelight flares, waxing and waning to create uneven, writhing streaks of luminescence in the otherwise shadowy surroundings. Constructed of mismatched planking in a variety of hues, the floor's unfinished wood provides a distinct counterpoint to the bright yellow walls. A large display counter takes up the majority of the room's space, nearly obfiscating a rickety stairway leading down. You also see a dark-curtained arch.
Obvious exits: none

Inventory

In the display counter you see: a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie, a crisped kitten pot pie, a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie, a herb-crusted shepherd's pie, a Public Bath hollowed roll pie, a blue sprite pie, a darkly crusted chipmunk pie, a chilled sheep's brain aspic pie stuffed with peas and hardboiled eggs, a pigeon pudding pie, a black lung pie brushed with slimy goo, a Crux's Cellar Autumn Special pie, a jar of clotted crimson cream, a jar of black blood jelly, a blood biscuit, a blood biscuit, some zombie brain-infused juice, a mug of sludge-like coffee, a glass of chilled clotted blood, and a black apple tartlet.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie				400
a crisped kitten pot pie				1000
a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie				400
a herb-crusted shepherd's pie				400
a Public Bath hollowed roll pie				400
a blue sprite pie				400
a darkly crusted chipmunk pie				400
a chilled sheep's brain aspic pie stuffed with peas and hardboiled eggs				400
a pigeon pudding pie				400
a black lung pie brushed with slimy goo				400
a Crux's Cellar Autumn Special pie				400
a jar of clotted crimson cream				300
a jar of black blood jelly				300
a blood biscuit				400
some zombie brain-infused juice				250
a mug of sludge-like coffee				250
a glass of chilled clotted blood				250
a black apple tartlet				350

The Pie Shop, Basement

[The Pie Shop, Basement]

RNUM: 25988

Well-packed earth sends a loamy aroma floating through the chilly air and makes up the entirety of the capacious basement's walls and floor. A small, disordered pile of crates and an exceedingly large mountain of crates are stacked near one another behind a rickety stairway. Flickering lanterns hang from several hooks in the plank ceiling, casting three charcoal-hued couches, a dead root table, and a partially preserved cook's assistant corpse in a dappled mixture of light and shadow.

Historic Information

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