BVShop:Messy Alchemist

2020Q3

a slipshod building painted in bright glowing red colors, Map Room #19, Lich# 26871, go slipshod building

The Messy Alchemist

[The Messy Alchemist - 26872]
Dozens upon dozens of colorful flasks and ampoules are strewn across the worktable and a counter spanning across a goodly portion of the low-ceilinged room. The remainder of the room is filled with a scattering of benches and chairs, several of which are topped with various odds and ends. Especially startling in the dim lighting, glowing stains of bright blues and greens are splattered across the black walls in a sort of artistically messy display and reflected in a series of tall mirrors. You also see a purple-painted archway.
Obvious exits: out

neatly lettered sign

~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~
SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)
If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):
cOppeR eaRCUff - aelotoi
PLaTINum eaRCUff - erithian
WaSP eaRCUff - half-KrOlViN
RosE GolD eaRCUff - BUrGhAl GNome
sATin MOTh eaRCUff - halfLINg
DAmSelFLy-SEt eaRCUff - FOResT gnOME
BrOnZe eaRCUff - DWarF
flOwer bEetTLe eaRCUff - eLf
GraSsHOppER eaRCUff - DARK eLF
cRIcKet eaRCUff - sylvankIND
BLacK STeeL eaRCUff - Half-ELf
HOrNET eaRCUff - giantMAn
HeMatiTE bEetTLe eaRCUff - huMaN
smOOtH wRiST cUff - femaLe
tWistEd wRiST cUff  - maLe

On the benches you see: a verdigrised copper earcuff set with a glass iron cross beetle, a platinum earcuff teeming with sculpted rainbow leaf beetles, a barb-tipped rose gold wasp earcuff, a rose gold earcuff with jewel beetle-centered spiral slivers, a glossy damselfly-set earcuff of warped black steel, an iridescent white satin moth earcuff backed by silver vines, a leaf-shaped bronze earcuff housing tiny green fruit beetles, a brushed platinum flower beetle earcuff, an intricately detailed bronze grasshopper earcuff, an earcuff of platinum links inset with bloodstone crickets, a black steel earcuff wedged with tiny jeweled orchid mantises, a gold-on-copper hornet earcuff and a silver tendril-wrapped hematite beetle earcuff.

a verdigrised copper earcuff set with a glass iron cross beetle	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the copper earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Aelotoi Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a platinum earcuff teeming with sculpted rainbow leaf beetles	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the platinum earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Erithian Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a barb-tipped rose gold wasp earcuff	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the wasp earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Half-Krolvin Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a rose gold earcuff with jewel beetle-centered spiral slivers	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the rose gold earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Burghal Gnome Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a glossy damselfly-set earcuff of warped black steel	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the damselfly-set earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Forest Gnome Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
an iridescent white satin moth earcuff backed by silver vines	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the satin moth earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Halfling Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a leaf-shaped bronze earcuff housing tiny green fruit beetles	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the bronze earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Dwarf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a brushed platinum flower beetle earcuff	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the flower beetle earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Elf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
an intricately detailed bronze grasshopper earcuff	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the grasshopper earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Dark Elf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
an earcuff of platinum links inset with bloodstone crickets	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the cricket earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Sylvankind Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a black steel earcuff wedged with tiny jeweled orchid mantises	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the black steel earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Half-Elf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a gold-on-copper hornet earcuff	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the hornet earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Giant Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a silver tendril-wrapped hematite beetle earcuff	Weight: <1 pound	ear-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the hematite beetle earcuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The earcuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this earcuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The earcuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Human Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the earcuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125

On the chairs you see: a twisted blued steel wrist cuff inset with a glass moth and a smooth blued steel wrist cuff affixed with glass flies.

a twisted blued steel wrist cuff inset with a glass moth	Weight: <1 pound	wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the twisted wrist cuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The cuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this cuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The cuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the cuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	175
a smooth blued steel wrist cuff affixed with glass flies	Weight: <1 pound	wrist-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the smooth wrist cuff and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The cuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this cuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The cuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the cuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	175

|location=[Map Room #], Lich# 26872, go archway |fest=dr|year=2020|letter=M}}

The Messy Alchemist, Hallway

[The Messy Alchemist, Hallway - 26873]
Black walls are lined with windows that are painted over so darkly that it's impossible to see out of them. Brilliant glowing pink and blue paint marks up the walls in large splashes of color, illuminating a purple-painted archway and a threadbare rug with green hexagonal patterning on it. A finely carved wooden desk sprawls out in the middle of the hallway, blocking part of the passage.
Obvious exits: none

neatly lettered sign

~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~
SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)
If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):
BroNZe bAnD - feMalE FOrEst gnOMe of FElCouR
roSe GoLD BAnD - femaLE halF-ElF of TEHir
BEEtlE-liNkEd baNd - feMale DarK eLf of dHe'NAr
SiLVer BANd - maLe aeLoTOi of VaEr'sAH
coPPeR BaNd - MalE HalF-KroLViN of tHE swU'lIN
gOLd baND - maLE GIanTmAN of ArAImE CLaN

On the finely carved wooden desk you see: a braided gold band caging ruby ants between each weave, a glossy black beetle-linked band of steel, a narrow rose gold band topped with a white crystal moth, a pearlescent damselfly-inset copper band, a wavy-edged bronze band etched with bronze hornets and a jagged ruby beetle-centered silver band.

a braided gold band caging ruby ants between each weave	Weight: <1 pound	finger-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the gold band and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The band has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this band nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The band is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Giant Culture: Araime Clan Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the band. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a glossy black beetle-linked band of steel	Weight: <1 pound	finger-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the beetle-linked band and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The band has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this band nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The band is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Dark Elf Culture: Dhe'nar Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the band. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a narrow rose gold band topped with a white crystal moth	Weight: <1 pound	finger-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the rose gold band and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The band has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this band nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The band is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Half-Elf Culture: Tehir Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the band. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a pearlescent damselfly-inset copper band	Weight: <1 pound	finger-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the copper band and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The band has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this band nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The band is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Half-Krolvin Culture: Swu'lin Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the band. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a wavy-edged bronze band etched with bronze hornets	Weight: <1 pound	finger-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the bronze band and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The band has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this band nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The band is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Forest Gnome Culture: Felcour Bloodline Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the band. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a jagged ruby beetle-centered silver band	Weight: <1 pound	finger-worn	Disguise Elixir Item - Tier 1 (of 2 analyze Analyze: You analyze the silver band and sense that the creator has provided the following information: --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The band has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this band nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The band is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Aelotoi Culture: Vaer'sah Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the band. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250

Previous Inventory

Opened: Unknown; Inventory Updates: December 2018, August 2019; Verified: 2/24/18, 6/15/18, 12/21/18, 8/14/19, 2/13/2020
Exchanged a pendant for pearls -- December 2018

a slipshod building painted in bright glowing red colors, Lich #26872, Room 19, go slipshod building

Messy Entry

[The Messy Alchemist]
Dozens upon dozens of colorful flasks and ampoules are strewn across the worktable and a counter spanning across a goodly portion of the low-ceilinged room. The remainder of the room is filled with a scattering of benches and chairs, several of which are topped with various odds and ends. Especially startling in the dim lighting, glowing stains of bright blues and greens are splattered across the black walls in a sort of artistically messy display and reflected in a series of tall mirrors. You also see a tall mirror, a neatly lettered sign propped up between two chairs and a purple-painted archway.
Obvious exits: out

~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~
SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)
If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):
tiLeD CHokEr - aelotoi
silver nEcKlAcE - erithian
PLAtiNuM PendANT- half-KrOlViN
silver BiRCh meDaLLIoN - BUrGhAl GNome
reD stEEL rOse NEckLET - halfLINg
thReE-Dark bLUE pEArLs - FOResT gnOME
reD OAK amUlEt - DWarF
MUlTi-StRAnDeD chOKEr - eLf
aQUAMarINe TaLiSMan - DARK eLF
PLAtiNuM NEckLET - sylvankIND
GaRnET aNd oNyX amUlEt - Half-ELf
PLAtiNuM CHokEr - giantMAn
EUcaLYPtuS PendANT - huMaN
blUEd stEEL riNg - femaLe
aZuRE bLAZeStAr baNd - maLe

Disguise Elixir Items

On the benches you see:

a sanguine ruby-centered eucalyptus pendant	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The pendant has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this pendant nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The pendant is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Human Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the pendant. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a blue dreamstone and white oak-inlaid platinum choker	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The choker has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this choker nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The choker is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Giant Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the choker. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a lustrous black garnet and crimson-flecked onyx amulet	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The amulet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this amulet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The amulet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Half-Elf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the amulet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a lace-patterned platinum necklet peppered with blue onyx	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The necklet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this necklet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The necklet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Sylvankind Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the necklet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a silver-haloed milky azure aquamarine talisman	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The talisman has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this talisman nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The talisman is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Dark Elf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the talisman. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a multi-stranded choker set with a white-point star diamond	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The choker has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this choker nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The choker is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Elf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the choker. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a red oak amulet traced with black diamond veins	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The amulet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this amulet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The amulet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Dwarf Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the amulet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a twisted strand of dark blue pearls shot with silver	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The pearls has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this pearls nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The pearls is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Forest Gnome Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the pearls. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a necklet of red steel roses edged in clear blue gem thorns	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The necklet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this necklet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The necklet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Halfling Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the necklet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a tree-shaped silver birch medallion on a silver cord	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The medallion has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this medallion nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The medallion is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Burghal Gnome Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the medallion. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a platinum pendant dripping black crimson diamond tears	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The pendant has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this pendant nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The pendant is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Half-Krolvin Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the pendant. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a silver necklace suspending an ice blue diamond songbird	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The necklace has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this necklace nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The necklace is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Erithian Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the necklace. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125
a choker of alternating white cedar and black diamond tiles	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The choker has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this choker nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The choker is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Aelotoi Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the choker. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	125

On the chairs you see:

a spiraled white gold and azure blazestar band	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The band has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this band nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The band is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the band. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	175
a golden blazestar-spliced blued steel ring	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The ring has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this ring nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The ring is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the ring. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	175

Hallway

[The Messy Alchemist, Hallway]
Black walls are lined with windows that are painted over so darkly that it's impossible to see out of them. Brilliant glowing pink and blue paint marks up the walls in large splashes of color, illuminating a purple-painted archway and a threadbare rug with green hexagonal patterning on it. A finely carved wooden desk sprawls out in the middle of the hallway, blocking part of the passage. You also see a neatly lettered sign propped up against the wall.
Obvious exits: none

~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~
SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)
If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):
wIDe wRIsTlEt- maLe eLF of ta'lOEntHrA
blAck wRIsTlEt - MalE HaLfLiNG of tHE mHOragIAn
pINk PEarL bRACeLeT - maLE DWARF of paRkSHnuuM CLaN
stEEL wRiST cUfF - femaLE eLf of tA'ARdenAi
bLaCK bRACeLeT - feMale HUmaN of tALaDOOr
dREAmSTonE wRIsTlEt - feMalE ErItHIaN of YAcHAN daI

Disguise Elixir Items

On the finely carved wooden desk you see:

a wide wristlet of sinuous pink coral tendrils	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The wristlet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this wristlet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The wristlet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Elf Culture: Loenthra Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the wristlet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a pink sapphire-swirled black opal wristlet	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The wristlet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this wristlet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The wristlet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Halfling Culture: Mhoragian Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the wristlet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a bracelet of black jade-centered pink pearl blossoms	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The bracelet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this bracelet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The bracelet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Dwarf Culture: Parkshnuum Clan Gender: Male Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the bracelet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a blackened steel wrist cuff edged with a spray of pink topaz	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The cuff has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this cuff nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The cuff is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Elf Culture: Ardenai Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the cuff. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a black moonstone bracelet inset with pink dreamstone shards	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The bracelet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this bracelet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The bracelet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Human Culture: Talador Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the bracelet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250
a rose cut-out thinly sheared black dreamstone wristlet	Weight: <1 pound		analyze --------- DISGUISE ELIXIR ITEM - ANALYZE INFO --------- This is a Disguise Elixir item. Depending on its setup, it will change the appearance of the race, culture, and/or gender of a character. This is a temporary effect -- not a permanent change. This item provides an aesthetic disguise without any mechanical benefits. It is Tier 1 (of 2 currently). The wristlet has 10 charges remaining. The item will NOT crumble when it is used up. Any willing merchant can recharge the item to have a maximum of 10 charges; some less frequent merchants may be able to recharge higher than that. Each charge on this wristlet nets the character roughly 8 hours and 0 minutes of disguise time until the disguise is eliminated (either through naturally running its course, removing the item prematurely via PULL). There is a very rare chance during each charge cycle that the disguise will prematurely end on its own well before the full time has elapsed. Also note that death automatically ousts the disguise from a character. The wristlet is set up to place the following aesthetic attributes on a character. Altering these settings may only be done on rare occasions by qualified persons; it is not a general merchant service. Race: Erithian Culture: Yachan Dai Gender: Female Currently you are able to try to PUSH (to activate), PULL (to deactivate), LICK, and RUB (toggles item's visibility while active) the wristlet. Aesthetic alterations to the item itself are acceptable -- they just must make sense for where the item is worn. Note that needles come out of the underside of the item, so nothing in the alteration should prevent that from logically occurring. -----------------------------------------------------	250

Archived Inventory

Updated 8/14/2019

~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~

SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)

If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):

caRApace-linked Anklet - aelotoi
rotted WooD armbAnd - erithian
ROA'TER-shaped earring - half-KrOlViN
topAz PROmiSE baN - BUrGhAl GNome
OPAL TeardROp NEckLAcE - halfLINg
thReE-sTranDeD chOKEr - FOResT gnOME
ebON ANd jADE peaRLs - DWarF
mud-Encrusted WristleT - eLf
JET bead anklet - DARK eLF
grEEn skelEton bracElet - sylvankIND
WORM-shaped RiNg - Half-ELf
black diamond eaRRing - giantMAn
goLD aRMbanD - huMaN

pendant of twisted ZIRCOn - femaLe
pendant of curved ZIRCOn - maLe

Disguise Elixir Items

On the bright pink bench you see:

a bronze carapace-linked anklet	Aelotoi	100
a center-split rotted wood armband	Erithian
a beveled roa'ter-shaped earring	Half-Krolvin
a chipped topaz promise band	Burghal Gnome
a scratched opal teardrop necklace	Halfling
a dull steel three-stranded choker	Forest Gnome
a strand of ebon and jade pearls	Dwarf
a warped mud-encrusted wristlet	Elf
a rough-edged jet bead anklet	Dark Elf
a bright green skeletal bracelet	Sylvankind
a segmented worm-shaped ring	Half-Elf
an ovular black diamond earring	Giantman
a rusted gold armband	Human

On the pale yellow chair you see:

a subtly curved zircon pendant		male	150
a tightly twisted zircon pendant		female	150

~Welcome, welcome, WELCOME!~

SoMEwHere IN herE, there ARE sOmE itEMs filled with a wONDERfUl eLIXirs.  My OWN speCial recipe.
                (Of course it's mine.  I didn't steal it, if that's what you're implying!)

If YOu can fiND them, tHese eLIXirs will TEMPOraryiLY make YoU lOOk like (only LOOK LIKE an illusion.  Not BEcome!):
JEt-scAlED tALisman - femaLE halFlING of BrUGHAN
IVoRY fIsH talisMaN - feMale ErItHIaN of SUrATH daI
bEar-SHAped talismAn - REalLy?  feMalE gianTMan of T'kiREm clAN
BRANCh-ShaPED talisMAM - maLe sYlVaNKiND of laSSAraN
GlASs gADgET taLIsman - MalE BURgHAl gnOme of nYlEM
coOpER pYRaMID TaLIsman - maLE DarK eLf of FaeNDryL

Disguise Elixir Items

On the carved wooden desk you see:

a ruby-limned copper pyramid talisman		pin-worn	250
a warped glass gadget talisman		pin-worn	250
a flowering branch-shaped talisman		pin-worn	250
a slate rearing bear-shaped talisman		pin-worn	250
an emerald-eyed ivory ram talisman		pin-worn	250
an opalescent jet-scaled fish talisman		pin-worn	250

Created February 2018; Removed December 2018

On the bright pink bench you see:

a speckled toad-shaped pendant

Dwarf