BVShop:Be Warez

2021Q1

a small lopsided shack, [Map Room #16], Lich# 26877, go lopsided shack

Be Warez, Shop

[Be Warez, Shop - 28327]
The lopsided shack appears to have been crafted out of broken-down crates and torn wool, its form threatening to topple with even the gentlest of winds. Resting within a splayed pile of straw is a small basket of wares nestled against a metal can with an open slit, the display being mindfully watched by a large greyish cat.
Obvious exits: out

In the basket you see: a hastily scrawled note, a slit-pupiled glass relic shaped like an eyeball, a scarab-shaped relic forged from metallic glass, a pale blue glass relic shaped like a circular flame, a shattered glass relic with jagged edges, a grey glass relic shaped like a stormcloud, a faerie-shaped relic of silvered glass, a parrot-shaped relic of colorful blown glass, a blackened glass relic with vivid red fissures, a relic of leaf-shaped glass with a faint sheen and a pale blue relic forged from silver-kissed glass.

hastily scrawled note

I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.

Slit-Pupiled - His/her pupils slowly begin to constrict into thin vertical slits, returning to normal after a quick blink.

Scarab - Small metallic-sheened scarabs skitter across the exposed parts of his/her body, burrowing briefly beneath the skin before resurfacing.

Flame - An outline of ethereal blue flame encircles his/her form, the blaze rising as it licks hungrily into the air.

Shattered - Shards of shattered glass slowly revolve around his/her form, their jagged edges glinting in the changes of ambient light.

Grey - A heavy grey stormcloud hovers above his/her head, discharging small arcs of lightning and the occasional deluge of spectral raindrops.

Faerie - A tiny quartet of silver-winged faeries dart to and fro across his/her form, peeking into containers and giggling as they disappear in a flurry of multicolored lights.

Parrot - A brightly colored parrot squawks noisily upon his/her left shoulder, flapping its wings as it hops from foot to foot.

Blackened - Fissures of blackened flesh cover his/her exposed skin, revealing rivulets of magma churning in slightly blurred flashes.

Leaf - A fall of leaves gently swirl about his/her form, the variegated tones highlighted by a faint sun-kissed sheen.

Snowflake - Tiny silver-kissed snowflakes dance across his/her body, casting a subtle pale blue halo of color.

a slit-pupiled glass relic shaped like an eyeball	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop His pupils slowly begin to constrict into thin vertical slits, returning to normal after a quick blink. analyze Analyze: The slit-pupiled relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "His pupils slowly begin to constrict into thin vertical slits, returning to normal after a quick blink." before the appearance of your health. The slit-pupiled relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the slit-pupiled relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a scarab-shaped relic forged from metallic glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop Small metallic-sheened scarabs skitter across the exposed parts of his body, burrowing briefly beneath the skin before resurfacing. analyze Analyze: The scarab-shaped relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Small metallic-sheened scarabs skitter across the exposed parts of his body, burrowing briefly beneath the skin before resurfacing." before the appearance of your health. The scarab-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the scarab-shaped relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a pale blue glass relic shaped like a circular flame	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop An outline of ethereal blue flame encircles his form, the blaze rising as it licks hungrily into the air. analyze Analyze: The flame-shaped relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "An outline of ethereal blue flame encircles his form, the blaze rising as it licks hungrily into the air." before the appearance of your health. The flame-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the flame-shaped relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a shattered glass relic with jagged edges	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop Shards of shattered glass slowly revolve around his form, their jagged edges glinting in the changes of ambient light. analyze Analyze: The shattered glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Shards of shattered glass slowly revolve around his form, their jagged edges glinting in the changes of ambient light." before the appearance of your health. The shattered glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the shattered glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a grey glass relic shaped like a stormcloud	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop A heavy grey stormcloud hovers above his head, discharging small arcs of lightning and the occasional deluge of spectral raindrops. analyze Analyze: The grey glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A heavy grey stormcloud hovers above his head, discharging small arcs of lightning and the occasional deluge of spectral raindrops." before the appearance of your health. The grey glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the grey glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a faerie-shaped relic of silvered glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop A tiny quartet of silver-winged faeries dart to and fro across his form, peeking into containers and giggling as they disappear in a flurry of multicolored lights. analyze Analyze: The faerie-shaped relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A tiny quartet of silver-winged faeries dart to and fro across his form, peeking into containers and giggling as they disappear in a flurry of multicolored lights." before the appearance of your health. The faerie-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the faerie-shaped relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a parrot-shaped relic of colorful blown glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop A brightly colored parrot squawks noisily upon his left shoulder, flapping its wings as it hops from foot to foot. analyze Analyze: The parrot-shaped relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A brightly colored parrot squawks noisily upon his left shoulder, flapping its wings as it hops from foot to foot." before the appearance of your health. The parrot-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the parrot-shaped relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a blackened glass relic with vivid red fissures	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop Fissures of blackened flesh cover his exposed skin, revealing rivulets of magma churning in slightly blurred flashes. analyze Analyze: The blackened relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Fissures of blackened flesh cover his exposed skin, revealing rivulets of magma churning in slightly blurred flashes." before the appearance of your health. The blackened relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the blackened relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a relic of leaf-shaped glass with a faint sheen	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop A fall of leaves gently swirls about his form, the variegated tones highlighted by a faint sun-kissed sheen. analyze Analyze: The leaf-shaped relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A fall of leaves gently swirls about his form, the variegated tones highlighted by a faint sun-kissed sheen." before the appearance of your health. The leaf-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the leaf-shaped relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000
a pale blue relic forged from silver-kissed glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion Prop Tiny silver-kissed snowflakes dance across his body, casting a subtle pale blue halo of color. analyze Analyze: The snowflake relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Tiny silver-kissed snowflakes dance across his body, casting a subtle pale blue halo of color." before the appearance of your health. The snowflake relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the snowflake relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10,000

2020Q3

a small lopsided shack, [Map Room #16], Lich# 26877, go lopsided shack

Be Warez, Shop

[Be Warez, Shop - 28327]
The lopsided shack appears to have been crafted out of broken down crates and torn wool, its form threatening to topple with even the gentlest of winds. Resting within a splayed pile of straw is a small basket of wares nestled against a metal can with an open slit, the display being mindfully watched by a large greyish cat.
Obvious exits: out

In the basket you see: a hastily scrawled note, a shadowy glass relic of entwined serpents, a flame-shaped emerald glass relic trailing tassels of black silk, a bone-shaped white glass relic inked in vibrant red, an eye-shaped relic of blown dark glass, a colorful glass relic shaped like a trio of songbirds, a tiny clockwork owl relic with cog-fused wings, a red glass relic shaped in a perfect ring, a cracked translucent glass relic with a core of dull black, a swirled milky glass relic shaped like an eye and a spherical jade marble relic engulfed by glass tentacles.

hastily scrawled note

I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.

Jade Marble - Elongated tentacles of hazy jade mist writhe across her/his form, undulating in rhythm to her/his movements.

Milky Glass - A slick, glossy film of milky white coats both of her/his eyes, the mist swirling in hypnotizing patterns.

Translucent Glass - She/He has miniscule cracks across her/his visible skin, the fractures in her/his flesh pulsating with a dull black glow.

Red Glass - A faint red-tinged glow encircles her/his eye sockets, the color seeping across her/his temples.

Clockwork - A tiny clockwork owl flitters above her/his left shoulder, its cog-fused wings producing thin plumes of steam.

Colorful Glass - A multitude of brightly colored songbirds flit and fly about her/his form, scattering a myriad of tiny spectral feathers into the air.

Eye-shaped - A heavy-lidded eye gazes out from its centered position on her/his forehead, its pupil studying the area as it contracts and dilates.

White Glass - The exposed sections of her/his body reveal her/his skeletal frame of yellowed bones, the hardened tissue splattered with blood and bits of gore.

Emerald Glass - Trails of greenish-black fire stream down from her/his hands, the ethereal flames striking out into the air with every gesture.

Shadowy Glass - A duo of shadow-like serpents encircle themselves across her/his body, slithering along the contours of her/his form.

a shadowy glass relic of entwined serpents	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop A duo of shadow-like serpents encircle themselves across his body, slithering along the contours of his form.	10000
a flame-shaped emerald glass relic trailing tassels of black silk	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop Trails of greenish-black fire stream down from his hands, the ethereal flames striking out into the air with every gesture.	10000
a bone-shaped white glass relic inked in vibrant red	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop The exposed sections of his body reveal his skeletal frame of yellowed bones, the hardened tissue splattered with blood and bits of gore.	10000
an eye-shaped relic of blown dark glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop A heavy-lidded eye gazes out from its centered position on his forehead, its pupil studying the area as it contracts and dilates.	10000
a colorful glass relic shaped like a trio of songbirds	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop A multitude of brightly colored songbirds flit and fly about his form, scattering a myriad of tiny spectral feathers into the air.	10000
a tiny clockwork owl relic with cog-fused wings	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop A tiny clockwork owl flitters above his left shoulder, its cog-fused wings producing thin plumes of steam.	10000
a red glass relic shaped in a perfect ring	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop A faint red-tinged glow encircles his eye sockets, the color seeping across his temples.	10000
a cracked translucent glass relic with a core of dull black	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop He has miniscule cracks across his visible skin, the fractures in his flesh pulsating with a dull black glow.	10000
a swirled milky glass relic shaped like an eye	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop A slick, glossy film of milky white coats both of his eyes, the mist swirling in hypnotizing patterns.	10000
a spherical jade marble relic engulfed by glass tentacles	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	Illusion prop Elongated tentacles of hazy jade mist writhe across his form, undulating in rhythm to his movements.	10000

Previous Inventory

Opened: August 2019
a small lopsided shack, [Map Room #], Lich# 26877, go lopsided shack

Be Warez, Shop

Shop opened: Aug 2019. Last Update: 2/2020

[Be Warez, Shop - 28327]
The lopsided shack appears to have been crafted out of broken down crates and torn wool, its form threatening to topple with even the gentlest of winds. Resting within a splayed pile of straw is a small basket of wares nestled against a metal can with an open slit, the display being mindfully watched by a large greyish cat.
Obvious exits: out

In the basket you see: Illusion pins

an enamel lily relic haloed in jade leaves	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The enamel lily relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A crown of pale stargazer lilies floats above her head, their leaves unfurling gradually across her temples." before the appearance of your health. The enamel lily relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the enamel lily relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a muffin relic sewn from colorful patches of leather	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The muffin relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A myriad of ethereal confections appear to be following her every move." before the appearance of your health. The muffin relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the muffin relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a glass-caged relic of wire-suspended amber fireflies	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The glass-caged relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Tiny amber-colored fireflies dance around her form, the occasional greenish spark darting off into the distance." before the appearance of your health. The glass-caged relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the glass-caged relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a sword-shaped iron relic with a hilt of glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The iron relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A fan of ethereal blades hovers high about her form, twisting and turning silently." before the appearance of your health. The iron relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the iron relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a leather-scaled relic shaped like a small lizard	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The leather-scaled relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A small bug-eyed lizard darts back and forth between her shoulders." before the appearance of your health. The leather-scaled relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the leather-scaled relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a gilded red glass relic forged into the shape of a flame	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The red glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Embers of red-orange flame spark across her body, crackling as they race upwards into the air." before the appearance of your health. The red glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the red glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a plump calico cat relic crafted from blown glass	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The calico cat relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A cloud of multi-colored cat fur seems to hover around her body." before the appearance of your health. The calico cat relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the calico cat relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a glass relic traced with jewel constellations	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Softly flickering constellations of light are traced across her form." before the appearance of your health. The glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a circular clockwork relic of fused bronze plates	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The clockwork relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam randomly shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of her body." before the appearance of your health. The clockwork relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the clockwork relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a small marble sphere relic wrapped in glaes smoke	Weight: <1 pound	pin-worn	analyze Analyze: The marble sphere relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around her forearms." before the appearance of your health. The marble sphere relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the marble sphere relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000

hastily scrawled note

In the Common language, it reads:
I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.
Marble - Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around his/her forearms.
Clockwork - Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam randomly shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of his/her body.
Glass/Jewels - Softly flickering constellations of light are traced across his/her form.
Cat - A cloud of multi-colored cat fur seems to hover around his/her body.
Red Glass - Embers of red-orange flame spark across his/her body, crackling as they race upwards into the air.
Leather-scaled - A small bug-eyed lizard darts back and forth between his/her shoulders.
Iron - A fan of ethereal blades hover high above his/her form, twisting and turning silently.
Glass-caged - Tiny amber-colored fireflies dance around his/her form, the occasional greenish spark darting off into the distance.
Muffin - A myriad of ethereal confections appear to be following his/her every move.
Lily - A crown of pale stargazer lilies floats above his/her head, their leaves unfurling gradually across his/her temples.

Archived Inventory

Aug 2019

In the basket you see:

a tiny rose petal relic crafted from black enamel	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The rose petal relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A thin capelet of velvety black rose petals encircles her shoulders." before the appearance of your health. The rose petal relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the rose petal relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a leather book relic cradling fine vellum pages	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The leather book relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Thin pages of calligraphy-filled vellum float airily beside her." before the appearance of your health. The leather book relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the leather book relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a dark horn relic bound in lengths of blackened leather	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The dark horn relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A pair of gnarled dark horns rest upon her head, the blackened tips encrusted in dried gore." before the appearance of your health. The dark horn relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the dark horn relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
an otter-shaped iron relic wrapped in faenor kelp	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The otter-shaped relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A small pudgy otter hangs precariously off her shoulders, gazing about as it sniffs the air curiously." before the appearance of your health. The otter-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the otter-shaped relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a black iron serpent relic with a forked tongue	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The black iron relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "You catch glimpses of a long, forked tongue escaping from between her lips." before the appearance of your health. The black iron relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the black iron relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a stone relic carved with undecipherable runes	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The stone relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Undecipherable runes are carved into her skin, their edges emanating a dull black glow." before the appearance of your health. The stone relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the stone relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
an iridescent glass fairy relic with thin silvered wings	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The fairy relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "A tiny iridescent fairy hovers above her left shoulder, flittering its silvered wings as it twirls around." before the appearance of your health. The fairy relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the fairy relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a glass relic filled with broken mirror shards	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The glass relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Her shadow looms high above her form, the silhouette flicking in and out of vision." before the appearance of your health. The glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the glass relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a circular clockwork relic	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The clockwork relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam occasionally shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of her body." before the appearance of your health. You get the distinct impression that the clockwork relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000
a small marble sphere relic	Weight: <1 pound		analyze The marble sphere relic is an Illusion Prop that will project minor illusions around you when worn. It is set to: Adds "Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around her forearms." before the appearance of your health. The marble sphere relic can be hidden or revealed when covered. You get the distinct impression that the marble sphere relic itself may freely be altered by almost any merchant, but not the illusions that it creates.	10000

hastily scrawled note

In the Common language, it reads:
I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.
Rose - A thin capelet of velvety black rose petals encircles his/her shoulders
Book - Thin pages of calligraphy-filled vellum float airily beside him/her
Horn - A pair of gnarled dark horns rest upon his/her head, the blackened tips encrusted in dried gore
Otter- A small pudgy otter hangs precariously off his/her shoulders, gazing about as it sniffs the air curiously
Black Iron - You catch glimpses of a long, forked tongue escaping from between his/her lips
Stone - Undecipherable runes are carved into his/her skin, their edges emanating a dull black glow
Fairy - A tiny iridescent fairy hovers above his/her left shoulder, flittering its silvered wings as it twirls around
Glass - His/Her shadow looms high above his/her form, the silhouette flicking in and out of vision
Clockwork - Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam occasionally shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of his/her body
Marble - Tendrils of pale grey smoke writhe around his/her forearms

You buy.