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You nervously say, "but then there would be four tepkins and much more arrows!"
You nervously say, "but then there would be four tepkins and much more arrows!"


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[Solhaven, North Market] The crush of the crowd is almost overwhelming here in the center of the market. Peddlers wheeling small carts push their way through, shouting loudly. Nearby, a group of dwarves argue heatedly with a local merchant. You also see some woth flower, some light leather, a squalid canvas pavilion, an old barrel, a wooden bench with some stuff on it, the Belts booth, the Small Blades stand and the Muffinsmith's stall. Also here: Maimara, Jagyr, Ayzel Obvious paths: north, south, east, west, northeast, southeast, southwest

(Tepkin glances about nervously)

Maimara raises an eyebrow.

You glance at Maimara.

You gulp.

You nervously say, "ut oh..."

Maimara peers quizzically at you.

Maimara asks, "What?"

(Tepkin stares at Maimara's face for a minute, with a puzzled look on his face)

You scratch your head.

You nervously say, "I.."

You sigh.

You nervously say, "can't tell..."

You gulp.

(Jagyr glances over the halfling staring at Maimara with a slight smirk.)

Maimara says, "Sure you can."

Jagyr makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...

Jagyr gestures. Jagyr appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.

Jagyr searches around for a moment.

(Maimara grabs Tepkin's arm and squeezes it roughly.)

Maimara says, "Out with it."

Jagyr makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...

Jagyr gestures. Jagyr appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.

You let out a yelp!

You nervously exclaim, "ouch!"

You nervously exclaim, "help help!"

Jagyr says, "You can tell us. There is no one here watching."

You nervously exclaim, "they after me!"

Jagyr smiles faintly at Topkin.

(Tepkin tries to pull away from Maimara)

Maimara says, "No, but I will be if you don't speak up."

Maimara tries to pull you towards her.

You nervously exclaim, "I don't wanna go back!"

Jagyr moves to stand behind you.

Maimara says, "Tell me and I'll let you go."

You nervously exclaim, "They wants to kill me!"

You sniff.

You nervously exclaim, "All cause of an accident!"

(Jagyr rests his hands on Tepkin's shoulders, barely having to lift them from his sides at all.)

Maimara says, "No, sir, I don't kill people."

Maimara says, "Out with it."

You pant.

You take a deep breath.

You nervously exclaim, "scaring poor halflings half to death!"

You sniff.

(Maimara lets go of Tepkin and takes a step back.)

Maimara folds her arms over her chest.

(Jagyr gives a small encourage shove.)

Jagyr mutters encouraging.

You turn around.

(Tepkin gazes up at Jagyr)

Jagyr says, "Speak up."

Lady Nanci's group just arrived.

Lady Nanci's group just went west.

You nervously say, "they after me..."

Maimara asks, "Who?"

You nervously exclaim, "Illistim elves!"

You flail your arms about.

You nervously exclaim, "All cause of an accidents..!"

You sniff.

You sit down.

You pout.

Maimara says, "The elves are after everyone."

Jagyr asks, "You're in Solhaven. What would Elves be doing here?"

You nervously exclaim, "they sent archers after me! want me dead!"

Maimara shifts her weight.

You nervously exclaim, "I trieds to hides, but they just follows more!"

Maimara asks, "What has this got to do with me?"

Jagyr says, "You're a little edgy for an old man."

Jagyr chuckles.

Jagyr asks, "What did you do to them?"

Jagyr raises an eyebrow in your direction.

You nervously say, "I couldn...and still can't tell....if you're one of them..."

You nod to Maimara.

You nervously exclaim, "Ye look halfway like em!"

Maimara says, "I do *not* look like an elf."

Maimara scowls at you.

You nervously exclaim, "enoughs to confuse me!"

You nod.

You nod.

You nervously exclaim, "elves got slender limbs!"

(Maimara clenches a fist and makes a threatening move towards Tepkin.)

Maimara growls ferociously!

You gulp.

Jagyr whispers, "Maybe we are with them. Tell us what we want to know."

(Tepkin scoots back hurriedly)

You nervously exclaim, "It was an accidents, I swears!"

(Jagyr stands solidly behind Tepkin, not moving even slightly as he bumps into him.)

You turn around.

A pelican half flaps, half waddles in.

You gulp.

You idly pick at some singed cerulean robes.

Jagyr whispers, "I don't believe you."

You nervously exclaim, "I...I...accidently blew up ona deir workshops!"

You sniff.

Maimara says, "It has been my experience that there are no accidents, any more."

A pelican half flaps, half waddles south.

You nervously exclaim, "It was truly an accident!"

You nod.

You nod.

You nervously say, "No one believes me though..."

You sniff.

You pout.

Maimara says, "I don't care about what happened in the Elven city."

You nervously say, "I am not safe anywhere.."

Jagyr says, "Accident or not, it's still a crime."

Jagyr says, "And we all must pay for our crimes, at one time or another."

Maimara says, "I just want to know what the deal is with you giving me strange looks."

You nervously exclaim, "Accidents aren't crimes!"

You flail your arms about.

You nervously exclaim, "As I saids...I couldn't tell if you were one of em!"

You nod to Maimara.

Maimara says, "No, but lying is."

Jagyr says, "I wonder..." he looks up at Maimara for a momment, "if there is a reward for his capture."

You nervously exclaim, "no bounty noo!"

Maimara rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Maimara says, "I bet there is."

You nervously exclaim, "They sent archers after me..why woulds they want to pay anyone else!"

Maimara asks, "I bet he's being tracked. Did you lead the elves here, little man?"

Jagyr says, "You blew up one of their airships. I'm sure they'll offer us something for your capture."

You nervously exclaim, "I didn't blow up an airship...you aren't listening!"

(Tepkin offers Jagyr the end of his robes so he can rub the earwax out of his ear)

Mendglar just arrived.

Mendglar removes an imflass axe from in his leather sheath.

Mendglar slings a warped gold imflass kite shield off from over his shoulder.

Mendglar just went north.

Jagyr scoffs at you.

(Jagyr swats away at the robe.)

Lady Celesh's group just arrived.

Deathrezzer snickers.

Lady Celesh's group just went west.

Lady Celesh's group just arrived.

You flail your arms about.

Celesh winks at Deathrezzer.

Maimara asks, "WIll he fit in a backpack?"

Celesh rummages around in her pockets.

You nervously exclaim, "noo, I won't!"

Jagyr examines you closely, sizing you up and taking note of all the details.

Njorn just arrived.

Maimara says, "I don't want to have to wait for him to walk all the way to Ta'Illstim with us."

Jagyr says, "I think so."

Njorn just went southwest.

Celesh nods to Deathrezzer.

You nervously exclaim, "it was an accident, you can'ts do this!"

Jagyr says, "He's a little chubby, but I think we can mannage."

Jagyr nods to Maimara.

Jagyr says, "He's just an old man. Doubt he'll put up much of a fight."

Maimara says, "Well, if we don't feed him for a few days, he'll slim down."

Deathrezzer grins evilly.

Lady Celesh's group just went north.

Maimara is admiring you.

You belt out, "Help Help, Tepkinnaping Tepkinnaping!"

Jagyr nods to Maimara.

Maimara nods.

Jagyr starts chortling.

Roundtime: 5 sec. You attempt to blend with the surroundings and feel confident that no one has noticed your doing so.

Njorn just arrived.

Jagyr points at you, ruining your hiding place.

Jagyr says, "Shush."

You nervously exclaim, "You gots to listen!"

Njorn just went north.

(Maimara grabs Tepkin's arm again, roughly.)

Maimara says, "Knock it off."

Jagyr says, "Or I'll have to shove something in your mouth."

You let out a yelp!

You nervously exclaim, "ouch!"

(Jagyr gives Tepkin another little shove toward Maimara, nodding to her.)

(Tepkin glances at the bruises beginning to form on his arm)

You nervously say, "but it was just an accident..."

You sniff.

(Maimara jerks Tepkin towards her, and opens her cloak. She casts an appraising glance at Tepkin, then at the pocket inside her cloak.)

Maimara says, "He'll fit in here."

Lord Essyr just arrived.

Lord Essyr just went northeast.

Maimara taps a flowing floor-length silk cloak clasped at the throat with a ruby pierced-heart.

You nervously say, "alls I wanted to do was stay warm by the fireplace and study me scroll..."

Jagyr nods to Maimara.

You nervously exclaim, "I dun fit in cloaks!"

Jagyr says, "Yes, well. Accidents do happen."

Maimara says, "Eh."

You nervously exclaim, "see, you gots to believe me!"

Jagyr says, "I'm sure I can take off a few limbs, if necessary."

You nod to Jagyr.

Lord Essyr just arrived.

Jagyr smiles at you.

Lord Essyr just went north.

Maimara says, "I don't want him bleeding on my cloak."

Neferio just arrived.

Maimara stares at Jagyr.

Neferio just went southwest.

Jagyr says, "Oh please. Just get it cleaned afterward."

Maimara exclaims, "It's silk!"

Jagyr says, "I'll pay for it. Sheesh."

Jagyr mutters women.

You nervously say, "sos I was readin me scroll by da fireplaces in da workshop in da towers...tryin to stays warm"

Maimara exclaims, "I'll have to take it all the way back to the Landing!"

Maimara scowls at Jagyr.

(Jagyr ignores Tepkin almost completely, glaring at Maimara.)

Neferio just arrived.

Neferio checks his equipment, adjusting and rearranging his gear.

You sniff.

Maimara says, "Put him in your backpack."

You shake your head.

You shake your head.

Maimara says, "Backpacks are cheap."

You nervously exclaim, "nooo!"

Jagyr nods to Maimara.

Jagyr says, "FIne..."

Maimara says, "And, it's got a cover."

Jagyr put a dagger in his large sack.

Neferio just went north.

Jagyr removes a small statue from in his heavy backpack.

(Maimara shoves Tepkin towards Jagyr.)

A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Jagyr's spidersilk cloak and weaves an opening in the silk.

You fall over. Clumsy oaf!

Jagyr put a small statue in his spidersilk cloak.

You nervously exclaim, "oof!"

A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Jagyr's spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk.

Jagyr pulls you to your feet.

Jagyr tries to pull you towards him.

You gulp.

Jagyr takes a heavy backpack off his back.

Jagyr offers Maimara a vultite wall shield.

Jagyr offers Maimara a heavy backpack.

You nervously exclaim, "they will kills me if I goes back!"

Maimara accepts Jagyr's heavy backpack.

Jagyr says, "Hold it open for me."

Maimara slings a small black vultite target shield over her shoulder.

Maimara kneels down.

Jagyr squints at you.

(Maimara holds the backpack open as widely as it will go.)

(Tepkin runs under Jagyr's legs, behind him)

Jagyr kneels down.

Jagyr mutters under his breath.

You kick Jagyr!

You hear someone laughing softly nearby.

You nervously exclaim, "leave me alones!"

Maimara says, "Arse first. Rewards are bigger when they're alive."

Salrynna just arrived.

(Tepkin runs around in a circle around Jagyr and then behind Maimara)

(Jagyr jumps at Tepkin, looking a little humiliated after the experiance.)

Jagyr sneers at you.

You nervously exclaim, "Helps!"

Jagyr tries to pull you towards him.

(Maimara's arm snaps around and grabs at Tepkin.)

Maimara says, "Get back here"

Jagyr says, "Come here you little rat."

(Tepkin runs out of Maimara's reach)

Salrynna just went southeast.

(Tepkin runs under the bench)

Jagyr casts growled aspersions into mid-air.

Maimara asks, "Do halflings bite?"

Maimara peers quizzically at Jagyr.

You are now in a defensive stance.

A hairy spider lurking just inside a fold of Jagyr's spidersilk cloak skitters out of view.

Jagyr exclaims, "Don't give him any ideas!"

You gulp.

Maimara asks, "Well I don't know, do they carry diseases?"

Jagyr says, "Go around that side of the bench."

Jagyr points east.

Jagyr says, "I'll go around this side."

Maimara nods.

Maimara stands up.

(Tepkin talks to himself, "This isn't good, Tepkin")

Maimara strides a few steps toward a wooden bench.

You fret.

(Maimara shakes the backpack towards the bench.)

Maimara says, "Come out, come out..."

(Jagyr starts to walk around the right side of the bench, mimicing Maimara's movements on the other side.)

Jagyr strides a few steps forward.

(Tepkin talks to himself, "Think Tepkin think!")

Maimara just tried to kick the bench!

Maimara shrieks!

Maimara exclaims, "I broke my toe!"

You remove a dented steel butcher's cleaver from in your cerulean robes.

You nervously exclaim, "back!"

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

Jagyr sneers at you.

Maimara wobbles, looking a bit faint.

Maimara kneels down.

You nervously exclaim, "and leaves me alones!"

Jagyr says, "Put that away, Tepkin..."

(Tepkin swings his cleaver out from between the seats of the bench at Jagyr's toes)

Jagyr takes a few steps back.

You nervously exclaim, "or you loose your toes!"

Jagyr says, "I don't really want to mess up the Market.."

Maimara says, "Oh, damn it."

You nervously exclaim, "I am not goin backs, they will kills me!"

Maimara removes an ash-handled silver skinning knife from in her floor-length cloak.

Maimara says, "Grab him by the hair."

Maimara says, "If we bring his head, they'll give us something, I'm sure."

Jagyr says, "I'm not getting near that cleaver."

Jagyr says, "You do it."

(Tepkin runs to the otherside of the bench)

Maimara asks, "What...?"

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

Maimara says, "Hey, this was *your* idea."

You nervously exclaim, "back!"

Maimara says, "Not mine."

Maimara says, "You do it."

Jagyr grunts.

Jagyr utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...

Maimara says, "I'm not going to go home and have a bunch of damn scars and missing toes to account for."

A white glow rushes away from Maimara.

Njorn just arrived.

(Tepkin waves his cleaver around franctically, almost hitting Maimara's toes)

Maimara seems slightly different.

Njorn just went southwest.

Maimara seems hesitant, looking unsure of herself.

Maimara exclaims, "You little sewer rat!"

(Jagyr gestures at Tepkin, sending a flurey of webbing at him, but misses due to his tiny nature.)

Jagyr curses darkly, his eyes narrowing in spite.

You nervously say, "ut oh..."

(Maimara jerks back out of the way, losing her balance and falling.)

Maimara falls over.

Jagyr removes a dagger from in his large sack.

Jagyr says, "That's enough.."

Jagyr strides a few steps forward.

(Tepkin runs to the other side of the bench)

Jagyr strides over to stand before Maimara.

Jagyr pulls Maimara to her feet.

Maimara shrieks!

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

You nervously exclaim, "back I saids!"

You nervously exclaim, "And leave me be!"

(Maimara stands on one foot, holding the other one lamely, leaning against the barrel.)

Maimara says, "He broke my toe."

Maimara exclaims, "I'll break his neck!"

Njorn just arrived.

You nervously exclaim, "You broke your own toe!"

Jagyr says, "Hmm."

Jagyr says, "I have an idea."

Njorn just went north.

Salrynna just arrived.

Jagyr traces a simple rune while intoning a short, mystical phrase...

You nervously say, "No you don't"

Jagyr gestures at you.

Your eyesight becomes blurred slightly.

Maimara says, "My toe wouldn't be broken if YOU didn't run away."

A stooped old woman shuffles in.

(Tepkin runs out from under the bench, knocking his head against the seat along the way)

(Jagyr jumps at Tepkin, grabbing ahold of his cleaver while he's distraacted!)

You fall over. Clumsy oaf!

Jagyr glances around, looking a bit less confident.

The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Jagyr.

(Tepkin rubs his forehead with his other hand)

(Maimara hobbles after Jagyr and Tepkin, holding the backpack open.)

You gaze up into the heavens.

A stooped old woman pulls her shawl more closely about her.

Maimara says, "Headfirst, this time."

(Jagyr wrestles with Tepkin, trying to pull the cleaver away.)

A stooped old woman accidentally bumps into one of the townspeople. She apologizes and they chat a moment, obviously having met a time or two before.

(Jagyr quickly holds his dagger to Tepkin's neck.)

Jagyr says, "Settle down."

(Tepkin watches as his cleaver cuts off a wad of Jagyr's hair)

Jagyr growls ferociously!

Maimara stares at you.

A stooped old woman pulls her shawl more closely about her.

(Tepkin weakly waves his cleaver about)

Maimara says, "He's brave."

A stooped old woman pulls her shawl more closely about her.

(Tepkin slams down the blunt end of his cleaver on Jagyr's foot)

You stand back up.

Jagyr lets out a yelp!

(Tepkin runs out of Jagyr's reach)

Jagyr scowls at you.

A stooped old woman makes her careful way south.

(Tepkin runs behind the booth, poking his head barely out to see)

(Jagyr shakes his foot out.)

Maimara says, "Jagyr."

Jagyr abruptly says, "What."

Maimara asks, "Why are we catching him?"

Maimara scratches her head.

Jagyr says, "We're going to turn him in and make them pay us a reward."

You nervously exclaim, "theres no rewards for accidents!"

Jagyr says, "Bah, I'm begining to think he's not worth it."

Salrynna wandered over to the Belts booth.

A stooped old woman shuffles in.

Jagyr says, "He's more trouble than I want to deal with."

Jagyr grunts.

Jagyr says, "Little bastard."

Nephta just arrived.

Nephta just went southeast.

The dim aura fades from around Maimara.

(Jagyr glances down at his sore foot.)

A stooped old woman sits down slowly to rest her tired bones.

Nephta just arrived.

You nervously exclaim, "Ise not troubles!"

You nervously exclaim, "I just protects meself!"

Nephta just went north.

The old woman gets slowly to her feet.

You nervously exclaim, "I not goin to be accused of more than a mere accident!"

A stooped old woman pulls her shawl more closely about her.

Jagyr says, "Then come with us and turn yourself in."

Jagyr rubs a crystal amulet.

Jagyr gets an odd look on his face.

You nervously exclaim, "They will kills me!"

You nervously exclaim, "They dun believe it is an accident!"

Jagyr whispers, "(Maim's lost her connection...)"

A stooped old woman makes her careful way east.

Maimara just left.

Jagyr glances at you.

You nervously exclaim, "And da grand mage has a grudge against me!"

You nervously exclaim, "he never liked me!"

Salrynna just arrived.

Salrynna wandered over to the Small Blades stand.

Jagyr asks, "What were you doing on one of their airships?"

You nervously say, "I wasn't on an airship"

Maimara just arrived.

Maimara scowls.

Maimara put an ash-handled silver skinning knife in her floor-length cloak.

Basteon just arrived.

You nervously say, "I was studyin in deir Mages' guild's tower."

Maimara asks, "Did you get him yet?"

You nervously exclaim, "studyin the scroll they had told me to learns!"

Maimara folds her arms over her chest, glancing at Jagyr.

Suddenly you have the strangest feeling that you are being watched. The feeling fades as quickly as it came.

Jagyr asks, "Does it look like it?"

Jagyr glances at Maimara.

Jagyr asks, "What scroll is that?"

Maimara asks, "Well what am I supposed to do?"

You tighten your grip on your butcher's cleaver.

Maimara exclaims, "He's half my size!"

You nervously exclaim, "dun touch me, thats a start!"

Wyrme just arrived.

Wyrme just went southeast.

Salrynna just arrived.

Salrynna wandered over to the Muffinsmith's stall.

Wyrme just arrived.

Wyrme just went north.

Basteon just went southwest.

Salrynna just arrived.

Salrynna just went east.

You lean against the Belts booth.

Maimara scratches her head.

Crytek just arrived.

Crytek just went east.

(Tepkin peeks nerviously out from beside the booth)

Salrynna just arrived.

Jagyr says, "I hear the Elves have started executing people, in these troubled times."

Salrynna just went west.

Crytek just arrived.

Crytek just went north.

Maimara says, "Oh, they have."

You nervously exclaim, "executing?!"

Maimara says, "The Vaalorians have."

Basteon just arrived.

You come back into focus.

Maimara says, "I'm not so sure about the Illstimi."

You nervously exclaim, "even more reason nots to go back to Illistim!"

Jagyr says, "I heard stories about the guillotine."

Your eyesight clears.

Maimara says, "If I were you, I'd not go back to Illstim... because of the war"

act rubs his sore eyes(Tepkin rubs his sore eyes)

Maimara says, "You'd get eaten alive by some Luukosian thing-or-another."

Maimara says, "Or maybe the Elves would just use you for bait."

You nervously exclaim, "I dun wanna go back, they'd kill me!"

Maimara says, "Fine."

Maimara offers Jagyr a heavy backpack.

Maimara mutters under her breath.

Basteon just went north.

Jagyr put a dagger in his large sack.

Jagyr accepts Maimara's heavy backpack.

You nervously say, "They don't think it was an accident."

Jagyr puts a heavy backpack on his back.

Maimara traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...

Maimara gestures.

A dim aura surrounds Maimara.

Jagyr asks, "What spell were you studying?"

Maimara raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Maimara gestures.

A pure white aura sparkles around Maimara.

Jagyr makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...

Jagyr gestures.

Jagyr stands taller, as if bolstered with a sense of confidence.

Maimara says, "Nothing there is an accident."

Jagyr makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...

Jagyr gestures. His body is surrounded by a dim dancing aura.

Maimara raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Maimara gestures. A sphere of pure white light appears above you. A wispy tendril of pure magic reaches out to encircle Maimara and those nearby.

(Tepkin talks to himself, "someone has got to believe you, Tepkin")

Maimara raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Maimara gestures.

A pearlescent emanation extends outward to encompass Maimara and those nearby.

Maimara says, "They probably think you're working for the Alliance."

Maimara nods to you.

You nervously say, "I didn knows, I couldn't reads it yet"

Maimara examines you closely, sizing you up and taking note of all the details.

Maimara says, "Maybe he could be useful."

You nervously say, "thats why I was practicin, to read it..."

Maimara rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You nervously say, "I was readin it by tha fireplace and well, the scroll got too close to the fire..."

You nervously say, "so I waves me arms about franctically trying to put the scroll out..."

Jagyr asks, "What were you sitting that close to the fire for?"

Jagyr slowly empties his lungs.

You nervously exclaim, "I was colds!"

(Maimara carefully edges a little closer to Tepkin.)

You nervously exclaim, "and the fire was warms!"

(Tepkin runs around to the other side of the booth, peeking out)

Maimara examines her fingernails.

Jagyr says, "You didn't have to be practically IN the fire to help warm yourself."

You nervously say, "sos, in the process of me wavin me arms about tryin to puts it out....it accidently touches a tapestry hanging on tha wall..."

(Maimara casts a meaningful look at Jagyr.)

You nervously exclaim, "I wansn't in the fire!"

You hear someone laughing softly nearby.

(Jagyr nods barely to Maimara.)

You nervously exclaim, "just the tip of the scroll gots too warm!"

Nephta just arrived.

Nephta just went north.

You nervously exclaim, "and the tapestry was next to a big shelf full of potions...next thing I hear is BOOM!"

You nervously say, "and I goes flying face first through the window of the tower..."

You nervously say, "and I falls and falls and falls...till I lands in dis hay cart"

Jagyr asks, "Then what happened?" taking a few slow steps closer to Tepkin, "You fell out of the tower?"

Salrynna just arrived.

(Tepkin glances over his shoulders behind him)

Maimara comes out of hiding.

Salrynna sits down.

A peglegged cat hobbles in with a distinct lack of grace.

Maimara moves to stand behind you.

The peglegged cat rubs against Salrynna's leg, stepping on Salrynna's foot with his peg leg.

Maimara says, "Boo."

You flail your arms about.

You fall over. Clumsy oaf!

(Jagyr runs toward Tepkin, sending him scrambling back toward Maimara.)

Jagyr starts chortling.

Maimara hurls herself at you!

Maimara flies a bit wide and lands in a heap on the ground.

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

Jagyr folds his arms over his chest.

A peglegged cat prowls about the street, limp not diminishing his intimidating saunter in the least.

Maimara swears under her breath.

(Tepkin wacks Maimara's hand with the blunt end of his cleaver)

Maimara shrieks!

(Maimara yanks her hand back, swearing profusely.)

(Tepkin stands up slowly)

You stand back up.

Maimara asks, "Are you going to let him get away with that?"

Maimara glowers darkly at Jagyr.

(Tepkin slowly scoots away from Maimara and Jagyr)

(Jagyr just shrugs.)

Jagyr says, "You were never that nice to me"

Jagyr glances at Maimara.

Jagyr glances at you.

(Maimara puts her bruised finger in her mouth.)

You nervously exclaim, "sos when I lands in the haycart, I hears people yellin 'Tepkin Tepkin, get back heres!"

Jagyr says, "I have another idea... This one is sure to work."

Maimara looks downright miserable.

A peglegged cat looks over the area with his one good eye.

You nervously exclaim, "so I dids what came naturally to me, I hids!"

As Salrynna pulls on her crystal amulet, her expression grows darker.

Jagyr chuckles.

Jagyr traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...

A peglegged cat suddenly pounces forward, leaping after a mouse that scurries across his path. As the rodent scurries away the cat dashes after it, his wooden stump not seeming to hinder his hunting abilities.

You nervously exclaim, "ands I been runnin ever since!"

You nervously exclaim, "cause they sent archers after me!"

Jagyr says, "If he can't remember... We can just wait for the elves to come get him."

Maimara glowers.

Jagyr nods to you.

Jagyr gestures at you. You suddenly can't remember what you were thinking about a moment ago.

A peglegged cat walks about the room with a *pad-pad-pad-thump*, obviously the lord of his territory.

You hear the sound of someone mumbling underneath their breath.

(Tepkin glances around nervously)

Maimara says, "You should have made him forget about that stupid cleaver of his."

Your memory seems sharper now.

You nervously exclaim, "aha!"

You raise your butcher's cleaver in triumph!

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

A peglegged cat walks about the room with a *pad-pad-pad-thump*, obviously the lord of his territory.

(Maimara sucks on her finger, glaring maliciously at Tepkin.)

Maimara says, "I hate halflings."

You nervously exclaim, "your own fault!"

You nod to Maimara.

You nervously exclaim, "You leaped, I shrieked, and you got hit!"

A peglegged cat walks about the room with a *pad-pad-pad-thump*, obviously the lord of his territory.

Jagyr mutters under his breath.

Jagyr says, "Blasted spell must not work on halflings."

Lilleyheart just arrived.

A peglegged cat prowls about the street, limp not diminishing his intimidating saunter in the least.

(Tepkin runs behind Lilleyheart, hiding)

Lilleyheart blinks.

You move to stand behind Lilleyheart.

Lilleyheart turns to face you.

You point at Maimara.

Jagyr asks, "Would you do us a favor and hold him still?"

Maimara says, "Stupid halflings."

You point at Jagyr.

Jagyr smiles at Lilleyheart.

Salrynna meditates over Lilleyheart.

Salrynna takes Lilleyheart's right leg damage.

You nervously exclaim, "theys after me!"

Maimara begins pouting.

Lilleyheart chuckles.

A peglegged cat narrows his one eye suspiciously. With a low growl he walks towards Lilleyheart, then stops, reaches out, and bites Lilleyheart's leg! Satisfied that his dominance has been established, the cat turns and hobbles to another part of the area.

Jagyr says, "He's wanted by the Illistim."

Salrynna removes a comical periwinkle toy halfling from in her black stalking cloak.

The air calms down around Jagyr.

You nervously exclaim, "they wants me deads cause of an accident!"

Jagyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Jagyr gestures.

The air thickens and begins to swirl around Jagyr.

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Jagyr says, "Not dead."

Lilleyheart asks, "Well... what yas do?"

Lilleyheart peers quizzically at you.

You nervously exclaim, "Illistim's archers want me dead!"

Jagyr says, "Just... we want the reward for his capture."

A peglegged cat sits down and begins meticulously grooming his peg leg.

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You nervously say, "I accidently blew up a workshop in deir mages' guild.."

You sniff.

You nod to Lilleyheart.

Lilleyheart winces.

Jagyr says, "The Illistim can do whatever they want with him."

(Maimara pulls her injured finger from her mouth and inspects it carefully.)

Lilleyheart shakes her head, clucking her tongue.

You nervously exclaim, "They sent archers after me!"

The peglegged cat thumps his peg leg on the ground a couple times, tail swishing in irritation. With an annoyed heave he gets to his feet, then gives an immense yawn.

Lilleyheart says, "Hmm... well i think I can see why..."

Jagyr mutters workshop.

Jagyr grunts.

Lilleyheart says, "Ya prolly cost em quite a bit of silver..."

Jagyr scratches his ear.

You nervously exclaim, "it was an accidents!"

Lilleyheart just nudged Jagyr.

Lilleyheart softly asks, "How much is dat reward?"

Maimara says, "He's mean with that cleaver."

You nervously exclaim, "I was just tryin to stay warms by the fireplace!"

You nervously exclaim, "there is no reward for accidents!"

Jagyr says, "We're not sure yet."

Lilleyheart chuckles.

Salrynna murmurs a simple, mystical chant...

Salrynna gestures.

Salrynna's right leg looks better.

(Tepkin runs from behind Lilleyheart under the bench)

The peglegged cat thumps his peg leg on the ground a couple times, tail swishing in irritation. With an annoyed heave he gets to his feet, then gives an immense yawn.

Maimara says, "If you can get him in the bag..."

Jagyr says, "We haven't located the individuals tracking him yet."

Maimara says, "We'll split the reward with you."

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

You nervously exclaim, "Leave me alones!"

A peglegged cat walks about the room with a *pad-pad-pad-thump*, obviously the lord of his territory.

You nervously exclaim, "I dun wanna die, its bad for my health!"

Maimara says, "You won't die."

Jagyr says, "He's like a little rat. You have to be quick."

You nervously exclaim, "they will kills me!"

Maimara says, "Grab his hair."

Lilleyheart says, "I'm sure dey want ya ta rebuild what ya destroyed..."

A peglegged cat hobbles west, peg leg thudding against the ground.

Lilleyheart says, "Ya be fine... I'm sure"

You nervously exclaim, "I cants build!"

Lilleyheart nods to you.

Lilleyheart asks, "Oh... den... recompinsation?"

Maimara glowers.

Jagyr says, "I'm sure you'll have pleanty of time to learn."

You nervously exclaim, "I trieds to talk to the archers...all they did was shoot at me!"

Lilleyheart says, "Gonna have ta work for what ya did..."

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You nervously exclaim, "I'm sure they got special silvers set aside for accidents, its natural for dem elves!"

Lilleyheart snickers.

You hear someone laughing softly nearby.

Jagyr makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...

Jagyr gestures.

Jagyr appears to be keenly aware of his surroundings.

Salrynna searches around for a moment.

Lilleyheart coughs.

Maimara exclaims, "He smashed my finger!"

Lilleyheart asks, "But... dun ya wanna do whats right?"

You nervously exclaim, "cause you got too close!"

Lilleyheart peers quizzically at you.

Jagyr says, "He smashed *my* foot."

Salrynna gives her periwinkle toy halfling a warm hug.

Jagyr scoffs at Maimara.

Lilleyheart says, "Ya acting like a criminal..."

(Maimara pops her slightly swollen finger back in her mouth and glares at nothing in particular.)

You nervously exclaim, "I trieds to, and they trieds to kill me!"

nod lilYou nod to Lilleyheart.

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You nervously say, "You should get your foot looked at...it looks broken..."

You nod to Jagyr.

Maimara says, "Oh, now I"m really going to kill him."

Jagyr shifts his weight.

Maimara stands up.

Maimara removes an ash-handled silver skinning knife from in her floor-length cloak.

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

(Maimara's hand snaps out towards Tepkin.)

Edanil's group just arrived.

(Tepkin wacks Maimara's other hand with the blunt end of his cleaver)

Edanil's group just went north.

Maimara screams!

A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Jagyr's spidersilk cloak and weaves an opening in the silk.

You nervously exclaim, "backs!"

Maimara exclaims, "You little... You little... jerk!"

Lilleyheart shakes her head, clucking her tongue.

You nervously exclaim, "you tried and grab me!"

Lilleyheart says, "Never... mess with a corner halflin..."

Jagyr removes a fiery ruby talon from in his spidersilk cloak.

Maimara exclaims, "You broke Jagyr's foot!"

A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Jagyr's spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk.

You nervously exclaim, "he gots too close!"

You nervously exclaim, "and tried to put me in a bag!"

You nervously exclaim, "I dun fit in bags!"

(Maimara cradles her freshly bruised hand gingerly.)

Lilleyheart chuckles.

Lilleyheart says, "Sure yas do..."

Maimara says, "Not a bag."

Maimara mutters something about backpack.

Lilleyheart says, "Jus need a big one.."

Maimara put an ash-handled silver skinning knife in her floor-length cloak.

Maimara sits down.

(Jagyr hobbles toward Tepkin, talon in hand, making sure to stay out of range of the cleaver.)

Jagyr shifts his weight.

Mendglar just arrived.

(Tepkin edges further away under the bench)

(Salrynna debates replacing her toy halfling with Tepkin.)

Mendglar put an imflass axe in his leather sheath.

Mendglar slings a warped gold imflass kite shield over his shoulder.

Mendglar just went southeast.

You glance at Salrynna.

You nervously exclaim, "Noo!"

You nervously exclaim, "I am not a toy to be trifled with!"

A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Jagyr's spidersilk cloak and weaves an opening in the silk.

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

flailYou flail your arms about.

Jagyr put a fiery ruby talon in his spidersilk cloak.

A swarm of tiny spiders suddenly appears from beneath the folds of Jagyr's spidersilk cloak and seals the opening in the cloak with their silk.

You wave your butcher's cleaver around.

Maimara says, "You will be when I'm done with you."

Maimara glowers darkly at you.

Jagyr runs his fingers along the silk of his cloak, causing it to ripple like water.

Mendglar just arrived.

Salrynna gives her periwinkle toy halfling a warm hug.

You nervously exclaim, "you don't have any more hands!"

Mendglar sits down.

nod maiYou nod to Maimara.

Salrynna says, "But I love my halfling"

You notice Mendglar slip into a hiding place.

You nervously exclaim, "if you loves him...protects me!"

You nod to Salrynna.

Jagyr glances at you.

Salrynna grins.

Jagyr loses some awareness.

You nervously exclaim, "they are just misguided!"

Salrynna asks, "What exactly happened?"

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You nervously say, "Wells, I was in da tower tryin to keep warm by da fireplace and reads me scroll.."

You nod to Salrynna.

Jagyr says, "He mangled a workshop, in Illistim I assume."

A peglegged cat hobbles in with a distinct lack of grace.

Maimara says, "They need empaths in Illstim's dungeons, too."

Maimara nods to Salrynna.

Maimara says, "Harboring a fugitive... serious crime, you know."

Jagyr asks, "You don't want to be arrested for aiding a criminal, do you?"

You nervously exclaim, "they trying to take you too now!"

Jagyr raises an eyebrow in Salrynna's direction.

Lilleyheart raises an eyebrow.

A peglegged cat prowls about the street, limp not diminishing his intimidating saunter in the least.

The wall of force disappears from around Jagyr.

Lilleyheart says, "I dun think... they have any real legal power here..."

Jagyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Jagyr gestures.

A wall of force surrounds Jagyr.

Jagyr gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Lilleyheart glances at Maimara.

Jagyr gestures.

A wall of force surrounds Jagyr.

You nervously exclaim, "criminals don't cause accidents, so I am not a criminal!"

Maimara says, "Well, I'm sure once we get you back to Illstim..."

A peglegged cat walks about the room with a *pad-pad-pad-thump*, obviously the lord of his territory.

You nervously exclaim, "thas why they sent archers after me, to kill me insteads!"

nod lilYou nod to Lilleyheart.

Salrynna says, "I'm not sure where exactly Illstim is? As for being arrested, give my family I don't think that will happen anytime soon. Too many jail breaks and the such."

Maimara says, "And you go before a court..."

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

A peglegged cat hobbles east, peg leg thudding against the ground.

Maimara shrugs.

Maimara gestures while calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...

Maimara gestures into the air.

Salrynna asks, "So, what exactly did you do, Tepkin?"

Jagyr says, "If they even allow him a trial"

Lilleyheart nods to you.

Jagyr nods to Maimara.

You nervously exclaim, "and they shoot me with arrows in front of the court!"

You nervously say, "Wells, I was in da tower tryin to keep warm by da fireplace and reads me scroll..like I saids"

You nod to Salrynna.

Maimara says, "My hands hurt."

Maimara begins pouting.

A peglegged cat hobbles in with a distinct lack of grace.

You nervously say, "and the scroll gots a lil too close to the fire.."

You nod to Salrynna.

Salrynna nods to you.

Jagyr rubs Maimara.

Lord Essyr just arrived.

Maimara says, "Who cares about him anymore."

Lord Essyr just went southwest.

Maimara mumbles something that you don't quite catch.

Jagyr nods to Maimara.

Salrynna asks, "And it blew up?"

You nervously say, "so I jumps up waving me arms around franctically trying to put it outs like dis"

(Maimara gingerly stretches her hand out.)

A pained expression crosses Maimara's face.

You flail your arms about.

You flail your arms about.

Jagyr says, "I'm sure the elves will catch up to him eventually."

You nod to Salrynna.

Lilleyheart shakes her head, clucking her tongue.

A peglegged cat sits down and begins meticulously grooming his peg leg.

Maimara says, "I thought playing interrogator might be fun."

You nervously say, "and wells, the scroll accidently touched a tapestry on da wall"

You nod to Salrynna.

Jagyr joins Maimara's group.

You nervously say, "which went up in flames.."

You gulp.

Maimara raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Maimara gestures.

A sphere of pure white light appears above you.

A wispy tendril of pure magic reaches out to encircle Maimara and those nearby.

Jagyr says, "Let's go."

Maimara raises a hand while murmuring a soft orison...

Maimara gestures.

A pearlescent emanation extends outward to encompass Maimara and those nearby.

Maimara nods.

Maimara stands up.

Jagyr waves a hand at you, dismissing you indifferently.

You nervously exclaim, "and it was by a shelf full of potions!"

The peglegged cat thumps his peg leg on the ground a couple times, tail swishing in irritation. With an annoyed heave he gets to his feet, then gives an immense yawn.

Jagyr mutters bitterly.

Maimara says, "A bit of waggling might get rid of the stiffness."

Lord Essyr just arrived.

Maimara slings a small black vultite target shield off from over her shoulder.

You nervously say, "next thing I hear is BOOM and I go flying through the window of the tower facefirst..."

You nod to Salrynna.

Lilleyheart shakes her head, clucking her tongue.

Maimara glowers darkly at you.

Maimara's group just went north.

You let out a cheer!

You nervously exclaim, "they runs!"

Salrynna blinks.

A peglegged cat hobbles north, peg leg thudding against the ground.

You beam!

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You nervously say, "so, on with me story.."

You hear someone chuckling.

You nervously say, "and i falls and falls and falls some mores"

You nod to Salrynna.

Lady Nanci's group just arrived.

Lady Nanci's group just went west.

You nervously say, "only to lands in a hay cart outside da tower in da market"

(Salrynna nods slowly)

You nervously say, "and I hears people yellin, 'Tepkin Tepkin, get back heres nows!'"

You nervously say, "so I dids what always came natural to me, I hids."

You nod to Salrynna.

You nervously exclaim, "and they sent archers after me to kill me!"

You nervously say, "so's I hides on da ferry headin across a big lakes"

You nervously exclaim, "but they finds me hidin places there toos!"

You nervously exclaim, "so I backtracks back around the other side of Illistim...and climb big mountains!"

You nervously say, "then I finds me way here somehows..."

You nervously say, "I fergets...its all a blur sometimes.."

Salrynna nods to you.

You pant.

You sit down.

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

Salrynna asks, "Have they came here looking for you yet?"

Mendglar comes out of hiding.

Mendglar stands up.

You nod to Salrynna.

Mendglar just went northeast.

You nervously exclaim, "I been doding arrows tha last few days!"

nodYou nod.

You put a dented steel butcher's cleaver in your cerulean robes.

Mendglar just arrived.

You remove a raven-capped staff from in your cerulean robes.

Mendglar just went southwest.

You leisurely lean on your raven-capped staff, a thoughtful expression upon your face.

You nervously say, "I duns know what to dos."

Mendglar just arrived.

Mendglar just went northeast.

Lilleyheart says, "hmm... well ya know... they prolly nah gonna give up till dey get yas..."

Lilleyheart nods to you.

Mendglar just arrived.

Edanil's group just arrived.

Mendglar just went southeast.

Edanil put some ambrominas leaf on a wooden bench.

Edanil nods.

You nervously exclaim, "mayhaps one days I stands up to them thens!"

Marionetta grins at you.

Lilleyheart chuckles.

Edanil grins.

Edanil's group just went south.

You nervously say, "I woulds talks if the didn have a 'shoot first...ask questions later' mentality.."

You nervously say, "but they never liked me anways.."

You sniff.

You hear someone mutter something about elves.

You nervously say, "I didn' have any friends in da tower.."

You nervously say, "and they never lets me walk around Ta'Illistim"

Lilleyheart says, "Well... I can see why..."

Lilleyheart says, "ya seem ta attract touble"

You nervously exclaim, "Alls I could see out me window was the market and a belltower!"

Midnite applauds you.

You hear the voice of Midnite confidently say, "good job"

You nervously ask, "good job?"

You scratch your head.

Salrynna sighs.

You hear the voice of Midnite confidently say, "ya blew up sum of ta'illistim"

You nervously exclaim, "I didn do anything but an accident!"

Lilleyheart shakes her head, clucking her tongue.

You sniff.

You nervously say, "No ones believes me.."

You pout.

Salrynna asks, "Well, we can see if they won't negotiate with an outside party?"

You nervously say, "I leave notes sometimes.."

You nervously say, "in case da archers find em.."

You nod.

You hear the voice of Midnite confidently say, "ya talk to much no wonder they find ya"

Lilleyheart snickers.

You shake your head.

You shake your head.

You nervously say, "I dun talk much at all"

You lean against a wooden bench.

You hear the voice of Midnite confidently say, "if i hear that story again"

You hear the sound of someone mumbling underneath their breath.

You stand back up.

You remove a topaz-inset brown leather book from in your cerulean robes.

You nervously exclaim, "I wrotes it!"

You raise your brown leather book skyward!

You nervously say, "I didn finish it thoughs.."

You nervously say, "I had to runs some more afores I coulds.."

You hear the voice of Midnite confidently say, "ya should be safe here a while"

You nervously say, "but I already hads to dodge some arrows.."

Midnite confidently asks, "here?"

You nervously say, "I cant stay in one place too longs.."

You nod to Midnite.

Lilleyheart asks, "Maybe ya should run ta the rest then?"

Lilleyheart asks, "maybe mule?"

Wyrme just arrived.

You nervously exclaim, "I was walkin across tha bridge and out flies an arrow!"

Lilleyheart says, "Halfling town mule is... could blend in pretty good"

Midnite nods.

You nervously ask, "mule...isn't that a packhorse?"

You scratch your head.

Lilleyheart nods to you.

Salrynna giggles.

Lilleyheart says, "Gots a big ice statue of a mule in town square"

You nervously ask, "Why woulds I want to sleep on a mule..?"

Lilleyheart says, "Cause ya dun get arrows shot at ya"

Lilleyheart pokes you in the ribs.

You nervously exclaim, "specially a cold mule...I hate the cold!"

Lilleyheart chuckles.

You shiver.

You put a topaz-inset brown leather book in your cerulean robes.

Salrynna says, "I have to agree there. Safety in numbers, Tepkin."

Lilleyheart says, "But... if ya dun like cold... mule really ain't da place"

You nervously exclaim, "but thens more people to say they seens you!"

You nervously say, "I thinks I am mores safes with just me and my decoy..."

Lilleyheart asks, "decoy?"

Lilleyheart raises an eyebrow.

You gesture. You suddenly see a faint image of yourself at your side.

(Tepkin points at the second Tepkin)

Lilleyheart chuckles.

You nervously exclaim, "Tepkin two!"

Lilleyheart says, "Only gonna really help with that first arrow though..."

Lilleyheart says, "And dats if they choose the wrong one"

Lilleyheart nods.

You nervously exclaim, "dun say thats!"

You nervously exclaim, "only make me more nervous!"

You sniff.

You leisurely lean on your raven-capped staff, a thoughtful expression upon your face.

Wyrme just went north.

Lilleyheart says, "dun want that now do we..."

Lilleyheart shakes her head, clucking her tongue.

The silvery luminescence fades from around you.

Lilleyheart rubs her chin thoughtfully.

You nervously say, "nope, I alreadys does enough by meselfs"

Lilleyheart says, "Ya needa go to a tavern fer a bit..."

Lilleyheart nods to you.

You nervously ask, "tavern..?"

Lilleyheart says, "Get some drink in ya... calm ya nerves"

Lilleyheart nods.

You nervously say, "oh nooo"

Lilleyheart says, "oh yes"

Lilleyheart nods to you.

You nervously say, "I gots a low low tolerance to alcohol"

Lilleyheart says, "jus means is cheaper for ya ta relax"

You nervously say, "one drink and I am stumblin around blindly...."

Lilleyheart chuckles.

You hear someone laughing softly nearby.

Lilleyheart says, "well den only take half a sip"

You nervously say, "that wouldn't be goods."

You nervously say, "but then there would be four tepkins and much more arrows!"