Premium contest/2021-09 - Funny Business

Got sharp wits and a sharper tongue? Enjoy the punnier side of life? Appreciate a good cackle? Well here's your chance to share your humor with Elanthia!

Here are the requirements:
1. Provide a NAME for an NPC who will be telling the joke.
2. Provide the RACE for the NPC listed in 1 above.
3. Provide the GENDER for the NPC listed in 1 above.
4. Provide a DESCRIPTION of the NPC listed in 1 above. This is what is seen when you LOOK at them.
5. Provide the FIRST response that the NPC will give if asked for a joke. Note that ALL responses must be a minimum of 15 words, and cannot exceed 65 words. All responses must be appropriate for use in Elanthia (they must conform to POLICY).
6. Provide the SECOND response that the NPC will give if asked for a joke.
7. Provide the THIRD response that the NPC will give if asked for a joke.

Example of a submission:

1. Clauder.
2. Dwarf.
3. Male.
4. This particular dwarf looks like he's been sitting in this bar since the thing was built. He's got a wildly unkempt beard, rheumy eyes, and the weight of the world on his broad shoulders.
5. Rumor says someone broke into the constable's office and stole all the chamberpots. They're looking into it, but the Constable's got nothing to go on.
6. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.
7. That graveyard is getting kinda overcrowded. People must be dying to get in.

Entries that do not conform to the above requirements will not be considered eligible.

Contestants have until 11:59 pm PT on October 1st, 2021 to get entries submitted.

Winners

Here are the Premium Contest winners in alphabetical order:

• Agathilea
• Heliantha (Plat)
• Laehna
• Leifa
• Obelin
• Palcron
• Roelon
• Tolwynn
• Xanith
• Yukito

Entries

TBD

Additional Information

Resources

• Contest Rules
• Contest Winners