Zetoile Toy

Zetoile Toys are snarky scripted toys with wheels. Tier 1 Analyze You analyze the haon soldier and sense that the creator has provided the following information: Zetoile's Toys, Snarky Wheeled Toys for the Discerning Customer This soldier is Tier 1 out of 6 tiers. It accepts a custom loresong (a rare service), and at tier 5, it has the possibility to have a spell added as part of a merchant service. At tier 6, the merchant can recharge the item. Both tier 5 and 6 spell services are rare. Current verb traps are: Poke Alteration Instructions: Toy must stay wooden and wheeled with a creature (humanoid or animal). Accents of non-wood are fine (normal ALTER rules apply). Base, long, and shows are all alterable. You get no sense of whether or not the soldier may be further lightened. Usage Verb First Third POKE You place your wood toy soldier on the ground and poke its backside gently. It wheels forward half an inch then stops, so you quickly scoop it back up. XXX places his wood toy soldier on the ground and pokes it forward an inch or so before quickly snatching it back up, glancing about the area suspiciously. Tier 2 This tier adds HUG and TURN. Usage Verb First Third HUG The wood toy soldier shrieks in protest as you pull it in for a hug, "Assault! I demand the constable!" XXX's wood toy soldier shrieks in protest as he pulls it in for a hug, "Assault! I demand the constable!" TURN You idly turn the wheels on your wood toy soldier, stopping abruptly when it whines, "Hey! Would you want that fidgeted with if it were you?!" XXX idly turns the wheels on his wood toy soldier, stopping abruptly when it whines, "Hey! Would you want that fidgeted with if it were you?!" Tier 3 This tier adds PULL and PUSH. Usage Verb First Third PULL You yank on your wood toy soldier, and it petulantly mutters, "Stop that." XXX yanks on his wood toy soldier, and it petulantly mutters, "Stop that." PUSH Setting your wood toy soldier on the ground, you give it a firm push. Its wheels turn quickly, zipping forward a few feet as it yells, "WHEE!!!" You retrieve the wood toy soldier, and it mutters, "Spoilsport." As XXX pushes his wood toy soldier along the ground, it zips forward a few feet yelling, "WHEE!!!" Then it mutters, "Spoilsport" as XXX picks it back up. Tier 4 This tier adds LICK, PROD, and TAP. LICK has a one-in-twenty chance to cause a minor head injury. Usage Verb Outcome First Third LICK Major splinter (1 in 20) Your wood toy soldier hollers, "Gross!" as you run your tongue along its length. You jerk back suddenly as a large splinter jabs into your tongue, causing a painful wound. The wood toy soldier smugly whispers to itself, "Serves you right." Inexplicably, XXX runs his tongue the length of his wood toy soldier, and it hollers, "Gross!" XXX jerks back suddenly, when his tongue hits a large splinter. The wood toy soldier smugly whispers to itself, "Serves you right." Tiny splinter Your wood toy soldier hollers, "Gross!" as you run your tongue along its length. You jerk back suddenly as a tiny splinter pricks your tongue, and the wood toy soldier smugly whispers to itself, "Serves you right." Inexplicably, XXX runs his tongue the length of his wood toy soldier, and it hollers, "Gross!" XXX jerks back suddenly, as if in slight pain. The wood toy soldier smugly whispers to itself, "Serves you right." PROD Standard A quick prod to the wheels of your wood toy soldier sets them turning rapidly in the air. The wood toy soldier sarcastically comments, "It would work better if you set me on the ground, genius." XXX prods the wheels of his wood toy soldier, causing them to turn rapidly in the air. The wood toy soldier sarcastically comments, "It would work better if you set me on the ground, genius." TAP Standard Placing the wood toy soldier down, you gently tap the wheels. Nothing happens, and a low chortle emits from it as you gather it up again. XXX places his wood toy soldier down and gently taps the wheels. Nothing happens, and a low chortle emits from the wood toy soldier as he gathers it up again. Tier 5 This tier adds EAT and RUB. As a rare merchant service, the toy may be given a non-crumbly, non-rechargeable embedded spell with up to 40 charges, activated using RUB. RUB has a one-in-twenty chance to web the user instead. Tier 5 unlocks are not available via certificate. Usage Verb Outcome First Third EAT Standard You idly gnaw on your wood toy soldier. A pistachio wood toy soldier on malachite wheels cries in dismay, "Get your filthy mouth off me, XXX!" A pathetic whimper follows, but before you start to feel badly, it emits a barely audible, entirely wicked, chortle. XXX idly gnaws on his wood toy soldier. A pistachio wood toy soldier on malachite wheels cries, "Get your filthy mouth off me, XXX!" then it whimpers pathetically. Before it can garner sympathy, however, it emits a barely audible, yet entirely wicked chortle. RUB Unexpected web (1 in 20) Your wood toy soldier chortles to itself as you are caught in an unexpected web. The wood toy soldier chortles to itself as XXX is caught in an unexpected web. Tier 6 At tier 6, the merchant can recharge the item. Tier 6 unlocks are not available via certificate. The final tier adds SCOWL and SNEER. Analyze Zetoile's Toys, Snarky Wheeled Toys for the Discerning Customer This soldier is Tier 6 out of 6 tiers. It accepts a custom loresong (a rare service), and at tier 5, it has the possibility to have a spell added as part of a merchant service. At tier 6, the merchant can recharge the item. Both tier 5 and 6 spell services are rare. Current verb traps are: Poke, Hug, Turn, Push, Pull, Lick, Tap, Prod, Rub, Eat, Sneer, and Scowl Alteration Instructions: Toy must stay wooden and wheeled with a creature (humanoid or animal). Accents of non-wood are fine (normal ALTER rules apply). Base, long, and shows are all alterable. Usage Verb First Third SCOWL A tiny splinter works its way under your skin. You scowl at the wood toy soldier as a low chuckle vibrates its wood. XXX scowls at his wood toy soldier as a low chuckle vibrates its wood. SNEER You sneer with disdain at your wood toy soldier, and it retorts, "You aren't so great yourself, XXX!" XXX sneers at his wood toy soldier, and it retorts, "You aren't so great yourself, XXX!"

Zetoile Toy Information Type Fluff Item Classification Miscellaneous Item(s) Applied to Toy Alterable Yes Light/Deep Original Release Merchant Zetoile Original Release Venue Ebon Gate Original Release Year 2007 Tiered Yes Number of Tiers 6 How to Unlock Certificate Merchant Restrictions Toy must stay wooden and wheeled with a creature (humanoid or animal). Accents of non-wood are fine (normal ALTER rules apply). Item Verbs EAT HUG LICK POKE PROD PULL PUSH RUB SCOWL SNEER TAP TURN