EHShop:The Uncouth Wallflower/2026

an airy bog moss-covered hovel, Room# 8083135, [Map Room 48], Lich# XX, go moss-covered hovel

The Uncouth Wallflower, Entry

[The Uncouth Wallflower, Entry]	Room: 8084423
Light seeps through the thin cracks between the rough pine walls of the hovel, some filled with bits of bog moss and others with fragrant rushes. Uneven floors creak and groan as if the tiny structure were moaning under the weight of an enormous burden, though the sparse furnishings consist of little more than a few baskets and a wooden dress rack. A small fire, banked but still quite luminous, offers a modicum of light to those nearby. You also see an oak-framed parchment sign.
Obvious paths: northwest, out

an oak-framed parchment sign

Evermore Hollow
In the Common language, it reads:
 
  ~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Gown ~*~
 
Fluff Tiers
    Tier 1 - Drink, Eat, Pat, Pull, Turn, Snort
    Tier 2 - Dance, Giggle, Lean, Sob, Swoon
 
Customization Tiers
    Tier 3 - Pinch, Pour, Push, Twist
    Tier 4 - Clean, Flip, Nudge, Tickle
 
Fluff and Customization Tier
    Tier 5 - Ponder, Gaze, Gawk, Glance, Whisper
 
~*~ Tier 3 Customizations Explained
    PINCH   - Changes the Article of the gown
    POUR    - Changes the Adjective of the gown (dye only)
    PUSH    - Adds a ribbon to message about ribbons on the gown
    TWIST   - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. ribbons
 
~*~ Tier 4 Customizations Explained
    NUDGE   - Adds a gemstone to message about buttons on the gown
    FLIP    - Changes the long description of the gown to a preset w. buttons
    TICKLE  - Changes the noun of the gown
    CLEAN   - Erase design and start over
 
~*~ Tier 5 Explained
Fluff Messaging When Worn
   Ponder, Gaze, Gawk, Glance
 
Function When Held
    GAZE   - Lists all gown article options
    GAWK   - Lists all gown noun options
    GLANCE - Lists all gem-based long gown description options
    PONDER - Lists all ribbon-based long gown description options
   WHISPER - Quick Cycle to Options

On the dress rack you see: a sack-like plain dress.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a sack-like plain dress		2 lbs Pocketed: A very small amount (one item) (in) shirt-worn (functional)	The Uncouth Wallflower Gown	500

In the square hamper you see: a squat vial of avocado green dye, a squat vial of pale mustard seed brown dye, a squat vial of bright apricot dye, a squat vial of antiqued violet dye, and a squat vial of dark geranium pink dye.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a squat vial of avocado green dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: light avocado green Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a squat vial of pale mustard seed brown dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: pale mustard seed brown Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a squat vial of bright apricot dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: bright apricot Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a squat vial of antiqued violet dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a squat vial of dark geranium pink dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: dark geranium pink Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2

In the round hamper you see: a moth-bitten canvas ribbon, a threadbare silk ribbon, a frayed burlap ribbon, a worn velveteen ribbon, and a faded organdy ribbon.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a moth-bitten canvas ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a threadbare silk ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a frayed burlap ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a worn velveteen ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a faded organdy ribbon		< 1 lb		1

In the woven hamper you see: a plain white parchment, a gaudy grey parchment, a garish brown parchment, and a flat gold parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a plain white parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 2.	300
a gaudy grey parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 3.	400
a garish brown parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 4.	500
a flat gold parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Wallflower Gown Your parchment will unlock your Uncouth Wallflower Gown to tier 5.	300

The Uncouth Wallflower, Bedroom

[The Uncouth Wallflower, Bedroom]	Room: 8084424
Faint light filters through narrow cracks in the rough pine walls, some stuffed with tufts of bog moss and others with fragrant rushes. Each step across the slanted floor is met with a weary groan, as if the hovel itself labors under unseen strain. Against one wall rests a wooden armoire, its weathered doors left slightly ajar, and beside it is a cluster of woven seagrass baskets. In the corner, a simple sleeping palette of straw and cloth offers the only comfort within the dim interior. You also see an oak-framed parchment sign.
Obvious paths: southeast

an oak-framed parchment sign

Traveling
In the Common language, it reads:

  ~*~ The Uncouth Wallflower Doublet ~*~

Fluff Tiers
    Tier 1 - Drink, Eat, Pat, Pull, Turn, Snort
    Tier 2 - Dance, Giggle, Lean, Sob, Swoon

Customization Tiers
    Tier 3 - Pinch, Pour, Push, Twist
    Tier 4 - Clean, Flip, Nudge, Tickle

Fluff and Customization Tier
    Tier 5 - Gaze, Gawk, Peer, Ponder, Whisper

~*~ Tier 3 Customizations Explained
    PINCH   - Changes the Article of the doublet
    POUR    - Changes the Color Adjective of the doublet (dye only)
    PUSH    - Adds a ribbon to change the Fabric type of the doublet
    TWIST   - Changes the long description of the doublet

~*~ Tier 4 Customizations Explained
    NUDGE   - Adds a piece of ore to message about buttons on the doublet
    FLIP    - Changes the long description of the doublet to a preset w. buttons
    TICKLE  - Changes the noun of the doublet
    CLEAN   - Erase design and start over

~*~ Tier 5 Explained
Fluff Messaging When Worn
   Gaze, Gawk, Peer, Ponder

Function When Held
    GAZE    - Lists all doublet article options
    GAWK    - Lists all doublet noun options
    GLANCE  - Lists all ore-based long doublet description options
    PONDER  - Lists all long doublet description options
    WHISPER - Quick Cycle to Options

In the wooden armoire you see: a plain goose-bellied doublet.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a plain goose-bellied doublet		2 lbs Pocketed: A very small amount (one item) (in) over-the-front	The Uncouth Doublet	500

In the dye-splattered hamper you see: a squat vial of dark gorse yellow dye, a short vial of melichrous brown dye, a round vial of warm croceate dye, a short vial of leucochroic aquamarine dye, a thin vial of bright porraceous dye, and a squat vial of garish violaceous dye.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a squat vial of dark gorse yellow dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: dark gorse yellow Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a short vial of melichrous brown dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: melichrous brown Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a round vial of warm croceate dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: warm croceate Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a short vial of leucochroic aquamarine dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: leucochroic aquamarine Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a thin vial of bright porraceous dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: bright porraceous Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2
a squat vial of garish violaceous dye	cobbling	< 1 lb	Cobbling Dye Color: garish violaceous Uses remaining: 10 (crumbles on last use)	2

In the ribbon-woven hamper you see: a slender canvas ribbon, a faded tweed ribbon, a frayed cordetum ribbon, a short muslin ribbon, and a faded twill ribbon.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a slender canvas ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a faded tweed ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a frayed cordetum ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a short muslin ribbon		< 1 lb		1
a faded twill ribbon		< 1 lb		1

In the wire-woven hamper you see: a lump of silver ore, a lump of lead ore, a lump of pewter ore, a lump of brass ore, and a lump of tin ore.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a lump of silver ore	Duskruin ore	< 1 lb		2
a lump of lead ore	Duskruin ore	< 1 lb		2
a lump of pewter ore	Duskruin ore	< 1 lb		2
a lump of brass ore	Duskruin ore	< 1 lb		2
a lump of tin ore	Duskruin ore	< 1 lb		2

In the woven hamper you see: a flat gold parchment, a garish brown parchment, a gaudy grey parchment, and a plain white parchment.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a flat gold parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Doublet	300
a garish brown parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Doublet	500
a gaudy grey parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Doublet	400
a plain white parchment	unlock certificate		The Uncouth Doublet	300