Pie Shop

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                 ~~ THE PIE SHOP: Pielfered ~~
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|   Proprietor: G.G.K. "Goblyn"    Managers: Ordim and Telsas       |
|   Master Baker: Lisbethany       Backroom Supplies: Cruxophim     |
|                        Aromatics: Sareyna                         |
|   Shop Drunkard: Kyulen            Cherry Pitter: Savageheart     |
|   Mop Girl: Maylan         Backroom Supply Assistant: Soliere     |
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                  Pie Recipes and Baked Goods By:                   
|             Biscuity Pear and Apple Pie - Bremerial               |
|             Blackened Persimmon Spice Pie - Ysharra               |
|             Blueberry Apple Crumble Pie - Sadiyah                 |
|                    Blue Sprite Pie - Sweetsin                     |
|                       Butter Pie - Bremerial                      |
|             Cheesy Noodle and Bacon Pie - Lisbethany              |
|            Chipmunk Pie - Barble, Pathragers, Ordim               |
|           Crux's Cellar Autumn Special Pie - Cruxophim            |
|                  Chocolate Pudding Pie - Ordim                    |
|             Herb-Glazed Shepherd's Pie - Cruxophim                |
|                Honey-Pecan Whiskey Pie - Sweetsin                 |
|                     Marshmallow Pie - Ordim                       |
|             Pigeon Pudding Pie - Kittai, Glurt, Ordim             |
|                   Public Bath Pie - Heartfire                     |
|                 Raisin and Peach Pie - Bremerial                  |
|                 Sheep's Brain Aspic Pie - Maylan                  |
|                  Winter's Gate Pie - Lisbethany                   |
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               Limited Offering (While Supplies Last):               
|              Black Apple Tartlet Recipe - Rhayveign               |
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                        Other Information!                           
|       Use the chalkboard in the kitchen to leave shop name        |
|     suggestions.  If leaving letters for Goblyn, set them on      |
|    the table downstairs.  Do not take notes from the basement     |
|    that are not addressed to you!  Leave artwork on the board     |
|                     in this main salesroom.                       |
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|            The Pie Shop cannot be held responsible for            |
|              allergy-related deaths or afflictions!               |
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The sign will change its name from time to time

Inky black liquid tendrils lethargically seep out of a large wooden sign titled "The Pie Shop: Once Eaten, Twice Pie", wrapping it so completely that the lettering at the top is completely obscured.  The tendrils languidly slink around it, then recede completely leaving the shop with a new name: "The Pie Shop: Live Free and Pie Hard".

In the display counter you see:

a tart lemon-cherry pie			400
a fluffy cranberry pie topped with swirls of dark chocolate			400
a vanilla cheesecake stuffed with brandied saffron apricots			400
a chocolate pudding pie with crumbly cookie crust			400
a moon-shaped marshmallow pie			400
a cheesy noodle and bacon pie			400
a Winter's Gate pie			400
a biscuity pear and ale pie topped with lemon zest			400
a flour-dusted raisin and peach pie			400
a blackened persimmon spice pie			400
a honey-pecan whiskey pie			400
a blueberry apple crumble pie			400
a rich butter pie with apples and cheese			400
a skull-painted cup of dark hot chocolate			250
a jug of black coffee			250
a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee			250
a cup of sassafras tea			250

In the chalky white jars you see:

a pyramidal clear crystal bottle	25000
a squat silvery white flask	25000
a golden herb-etched phial	25000
a scorch-edged dark grey ampule	25000
a bright yellow wooden bottle carved with dandelions	25000
a warped bright orange vial	25000
a small white bottle painted with iceblossoms	25000

Kitchen

[The Pie Shop, Kitchen]	RNUM: 25986
Spick and span, the kitchen is well-stocked with various baking paraphernalia, all organized in handily placed cabinets and wicker baskets, several of which are attached to the bright yellow walls. Situated adjacent a swinging door and an open hearth, a spacious grey stone counter provides substantial ingredient preparation and dough-rolling space, and a wide chalkboard spans the wall above it. Two large ovens and an oddly shaped machine share the back wall, opposite a basin, some wooden buckets, and a stone case of midding size.
Obvious exits: none

Backroom

[The Pie Shop, Backroom]	RNUM: 25987
Dim candlelight flares, waxing and waning to create uneven, writhing streaks of luminescence in the otherwise shadowy surroundings. Constructed of mismatched planking in a variety of hues, the floor's unfinished wood provides a distinct counterpoint to the bright yellow walls. A large display counter takes up the majority of the room's space, nearly obfiscating a rickety stairway leading down. You also see a dark-curtained arch.
Obvious exits: none

In the display counter you see:

a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie			400
a crisped kitten pot pie			1000
a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie			400
a herb-crusted shepherd's pie			400
a Public Bath hollowed roll pie			400
a blue sprite pie			400
a darkly crusted chipmunk pie			400
a chilled sheep's brain aspic pie stuffed with peas and hardboiled eggs			400
a pigeon pudding pie			400
a black lung pie brushed with slimy goo			400
a Crux's Cellar Autumn Special pie			400
a jar of clotted crimson cream			300
a jar of black blood jelly			300
a blood biscuit			400
some zombie brain-infused juice			250
a mug of sludge-like coffee			250
a glass of chilled clotted blood			250
a black apple tartlet			350

Basement

[The Pie Shop, Basement]	RNUM: 25988
Well-packed earth sends a loamy aroma floating through the chilly air and makes up the entirety of the capacious basement's walls and floor. A small, disordered pile of crates and an exceedingly large mountain of crates are stacked near one another behind a rickety stairway. Flickering lanterns hang from several hooks in the plank ceiling, casting three charcoal-hued couches, a dead root table, and a partially preserved cook's assistant corpse in a dappled mixture of light and shadow.
Obvious exits: none

Original Menu

Old sign

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                 ~~ THE PIE SHOP: The End Justifies The Pies ~~
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|   Proprietor: G.G.K. "Goblyn"    Managers: Ordim and Telsas       |
|   Master Baker: Lisbethany       Backroom Supplies: Cruxophim     |
|           Master Tasters: Bushwack, Cleodelia, Vorwick            |
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               5116 Jastatos through Eorgaen Support:               
|           Tasting Sales:  Bypin, Morria, Mynon, Sorrenn           |
|        Tasters: Azaton, Fyrentennimar, Hoodtralfeck, Jaqen,       |
|           Mogonis, Ordynar, Sarafiel, Somersby, Vorwick           |
|                 Special Fritter Taster: Japhrimel                 |
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         Trine Cooking Contest Recipes and Baked Goods By:           
|           Whiskey-Frosted Winterberry Cupcakes - Kayse            |
|                     Sins of Our Rum - Telsas                      |
|      Lisbethany's Famous Bananaberry Pancakes - Lisbethany        |
|             Blood Orange and Banana Muffins - Ordim               |
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                 Seeking Shop and Other Assistance!                  
|    To apply for a position, use the blackboard in the kitchen,    |
|   state your name and what job you want to fill!  Requirements:   |
|     a sense of adventure, somewhat honest, loyal to a fault,      |
|      willing to get your hands bloody.  Bribes are welcome!       |
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|            The Pie Shop cannot be held responsible for            |
|              allergy-related deaths or afflictions!               |
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On the display counter you see:

a cup of sassafras tea	250
a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee	250
a jug of black coffee	250
a skull-painted cup of hot chocolate	250

In the display counter you see:

a whipped cream-heaped spiced pumpkin pie	400
an apple and pear pie	400
a lightly browned treacle pie	400
a sour lime pie topped with dollops of whipped cream	400
a caramel-drizzled pecan pie	400
a chocolate cookie-crusted peanut butter pie	400
a miniature smasten berry pie	400
a tart blueberry pie	400
a shortbread-crusted banana cream pie	400
a fluffy fruit muffin covered in sanguine icing	250
a crumb-topped blackberry pie	400
a honey-swirled winterberry cupcake topped with whiskey frosting	400
stack of soft bananaberry pancakes garnished with orange slices	250

On the display counter you see:

a mug of Sins of Our Rum	250
a flute of cherry-apple blood wine	250
a mug of sludge-like coffee	250

In the display counter you see:

a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie	400
a square-shaped troll toe pie	400
a lattice-crusted buttery millipede pie	400
a crisped kitten pot pie	400
a festering chopped liver pie	400
a cocoa-crusted sewer rat pie	400
an overly ripe strawberry pie	400
a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie	400
a flaky Goblyn's Spring Special pie	550