Pie Shop
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Pie Shop is a food shop in Wehnimer's Landing. It is located in a bright yellow building in the Small Park, just south of TSSW.
| [The Pie Shop] | RNUM: 25985 |
| Bright yellow paint coats the walls, which are bordered with grinning white skulls outlined in black. The mishmash of variegated unfinished wood plank flooring is topped by several chairs and tables that surround a broad pristine display counter laden with pies and other edibles. Snaking through three large street-facing windows, swathes of moonlight mingle with smoldering candlelight, though the illumination does little to chase away the darkness that engulfs the far corners of the shop. You also see a swinging door. | |
Entry
Current Sign
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~~ THE PIE SHOP: Pielfered ~~
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| Proprietor: G.G.K. "Goblyn" Managers: Ordim and Telsas |
| Master Baker: Lisbethany Backroom Supplies: Cruxophim |
| Aromatics: Sareyna |
| Shop Drunkard: Kyulen Cherry Pitter: Savageheart |
| Mop Girl: Maylan Backroom Supply Assistant: Soliere |
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Pie Recipes and Baked Goods By:
| Biscuity Pear and Apple Pie - Bremerial |
| Blackened Persimmon Spice Pie - Ysharra |
| Blueberry Apple Crumble Pie - Sadiyah |
| Blue Sprite Pie - Sweetsin |
| Butter Pie - Bremerial |
| Cheesy Noodle and Bacon Pie - Lisbethany |
| Chipmunk Pie - Barble, Pathragers, Ordim |
| Crux's Cellar Autumn Special Pie - Cruxophim |
| Chocolate Pudding Pie - Ordim |
| Herb-Glazed Shepherd's Pie - Cruxophim |
| Honey-Pecan Whiskey Pie - Sweetsin |
| Marshmallow Pie - Ordim |
| Pigeon Pudding Pie - Kittai, Glurt, Ordim |
| Public Bath Pie - Heartfire |
| Raisin and Peach Pie - Bremerial |
| Sheep's Brain Aspic Pie - Maylan |
| Winter's Gate Pie - Lisbethany |
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Limited Offering (While Supplies Last):
| Black Apple Tartlet Recipe - Rhayveign |
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Other Information!
| Use the chalkboard in the kitchen to leave shop name |
| suggestions. If leaving letters for Goblyn, set them on |
| the table downstairs. Do not take notes from the basement |
| that are not addressed to you! Leave artwork on the board |
| in this main salesroom. |
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| The Pie Shop cannot be held responsible for |
| allergy-related deaths or afflictions! |
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The sign will change its name from time to time
Inky black liquid tendrils lethargically seep out of a large wooden sign titled "The Pie Shop: Once Eaten, Twice Pie", wrapping it so completely that the lettering at the top is completely obscured. The tendrils languidly slink around it, then recede completely leaving the shop with a new name: "The Pie Shop: Live Free and Pie Hard".
In the display counter you see:
| a tart lemon-cherry pie | 400 | ||
| a fluffy cranberry pie topped with swirls of dark chocolate | 400 | ||
| a vanilla cheesecake stuffed with brandied saffron apricots | 400 | ||
| a chocolate pudding pie with crumbly cookie crust | 400 | ||
| a moon-shaped marshmallow pie | 400 | ||
| a cheesy noodle and bacon pie | 400 | ||
| a Winter's Gate pie | 400 | ||
| a biscuity pear and ale pie topped with lemon zest | 400 | ||
| a flour-dusted raisin and peach pie | 400 | ||
| a blackened persimmon spice pie | 400 | ||
| a honey-pecan whiskey pie | 400 | ||
| a blueberry apple crumble pie | 400 | ||
| a rich butter pie with apples and cheese | 400 | ||
| a skull-painted cup of dark hot chocolate | 250 | ||
| a jug of black coffee | 250 | ||
| a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee | 250 | ||
| a cup of sassafras tea | 250 |
In the chalky white jars you see:
| a pyramidal clear crystal bottle | 25000 |
| a squat silvery white flask | 25000 |
| a golden herb-etched phial | 25000 |
| a scorch-edged dark grey ampule | 25000 |
| a bright yellow wooden bottle carved with dandelions | 25000 |
| a warped bright orange vial | 25000 |
| a small white bottle painted with iceblossoms | 25000 |
Kitchen
| [The Pie Shop, Kitchen] | RNUM: 25986 |
| Spick and span, the kitchen is well-stocked with various baking paraphernalia, all organized in handily placed cabinets and wicker baskets, several of which are attached to the bright yellow walls. Situated adjacent a swinging door and an open hearth, a spacious grey stone counter provides substantial ingredient preparation and dough-rolling space, and a wide chalkboard spans the wall above it. Two large ovens and an oddly shaped machine share the back wall, opposite a basin, some wooden buckets, and a stone case of midding size. | |
| Obvious exits: none | |
Backroom
| [The Pie Shop, Backroom] | RNUM: 25987 |
| Dim candlelight flares, waxing and waning to create uneven, writhing streaks of luminescence in the otherwise shadowy surroundings. Constructed of mismatched planking in a variety of hues, the floor's unfinished wood provides a distinct counterpoint to the bright yellow walls. A large display counter takes up the majority of the room's space, nearly obfiscating a rickety stairway leading down. You also see a dark-curtained arch. | |
| Obvious exits: none | |
In the display counter you see:
| a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie | 400 | ||
| a crisped kitten pot pie | 1000 | ||
| a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie | 400 | ||
| a herb-crusted shepherd's pie | 400 | ||
| a Public Bath hollowed roll pie | 400 | ||
| a blue sprite pie | 400 | ||
| a darkly crusted chipmunk pie | 400 | ||
| a chilled sheep's brain aspic pie stuffed with peas and hardboiled eggs | 400 | ||
| a pigeon pudding pie | 400 | ||
| a black lung pie brushed with slimy goo | 400 | ||
| a Crux's Cellar Autumn Special pie | 400 | ||
| a jar of clotted crimson cream | 300 | ||
| a jar of black blood jelly | 300 | ||
| a blood biscuit | 400 | ||
| some zombie brain-infused juice | 250 | ||
| a mug of sludge-like coffee | 250 | ||
| a glass of chilled clotted blood | 250 | ||
| a black apple tartlet | 350 |
Basement
| [The Pie Shop, Basement] | RNUM: 25988 |
| Well-packed earth sends a loamy aroma floating through the chilly air and makes up the entirety of the capacious basement's walls and floor. A small, disordered pile of crates and an exceedingly large mountain of crates are stacked near one another behind a rickety stairway. Flickering lanterns hang from several hooks in the plank ceiling, casting three charcoal-hued couches, a dead root table, and a partially preserved cook's assistant corpse in a dappled mixture of light and shadow. | |
| Obvious exits: none | |
Original Menu
Old sign
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~~ THE PIE SHOP: The End Justifies The Pies ~~
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| Proprietor: G.G.K. "Goblyn" Managers: Ordim and Telsas |
| Master Baker: Lisbethany Backroom Supplies: Cruxophim |
| Master Tasters: Bushwack, Cleodelia, Vorwick |
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5116 Jastatos through Eorgaen Support:
| Tasting Sales: Bypin, Morria, Mynon, Sorrenn |
| Tasters: Azaton, Fyrentennimar, Hoodtralfeck, Jaqen, |
| Mogonis, Ordynar, Sarafiel, Somersby, Vorwick |
| Special Fritter Taster: Japhrimel |
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Trine Cooking Contest Recipes and Baked Goods By:
| Whiskey-Frosted Winterberry Cupcakes - Kayse |
| Sins of Our Rum - Telsas |
| Lisbethany's Famous Bananaberry Pancakes - Lisbethany |
| Blood Orange and Banana Muffins - Ordim |
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Seeking Shop and Other Assistance!
| To apply for a position, use the blackboard in the kitchen, |
| state your name and what job you want to fill! Requirements: |
| a sense of adventure, somewhat honest, loyal to a fault, |
| willing to get your hands bloody. Bribes are welcome! |
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| The Pie Shop cannot be held responsible for |
| allergy-related deaths or afflictions! |
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On the display counter you see:
| a cup of sassafras tea | 250 |
| a mug of toasted hazelnut coffee | 250 |
| a jug of black coffee | 250 |
| a skull-painted cup of hot chocolate | 250 |
In the display counter you see:
| a whipped cream-heaped spiced pumpkin pie | 400 |
| an apple and pear pie | 400 |
| a lightly browned treacle pie | 400 |
| a sour lime pie topped with dollops of whipped cream | 400 |
| a caramel-drizzled pecan pie | 400 |
| a chocolate cookie-crusted peanut butter pie | 400 |
| a miniature smasten berry pie | 400 |
| a tart blueberry pie | 400 |
| a shortbread-crusted banana cream pie | 400 |
| a fluffy fruit muffin covered in sanguine icing | 250 |
| a crumb-topped blackberry pie | 400 |
| a honey-swirled winterberry cupcake topped with whiskey frosting | 400 |
| stack of soft bananaberry pancakes garnished with orange slices | 250 |
On the display counter you see:
| a mug of Sins of Our Rum | 250 |
| a flute of cherry-apple blood wine | 250 |
| a mug of sludge-like coffee | 250 |
In the display counter you see:
| a syrup-drizzled rotted heart pie | 400 |
| a square-shaped troll toe pie | 400 |
| a lattice-crusted buttery millipede pie | 400 |
| a crisped kitten pot pie | 400 |
| a festering chopped liver pie | 400 |
| a cocoa-crusted sewer rat pie | 400 |
| an overly ripe strawberry pie | 400 |
| a bone-crusted fatty intestines pie | 400 |
| a flaky Goblyn's Spring Special pie | 550 |