Rumor Woods/2024 death customizations
#484: Looks like time's run out for {Character}. (9998-Death)
#485: If {Character} could turn back time, she would find a way to die again. (9998-Death)
#486: {Character} forgot how important it is to keep the blood inside her body. (9998-Death)
#487: Quick! Someone loot {Character} before she decays! (9998-Death)
#488: Sigh. {Character} died again. (9998-Death)
#489: {Character} found the cure for insomnia. (9998-Death)
#490: Why does {Character} even have that lever? (9998-Death)
#491: Narrator: {Character}, in fact, could not handle it. (9998-Death)
#492: {Character} is either being melodramatic or she's dead. (9998-Death)
#493: {Character} has been smashed beneath a pile of her own books. Reading is dangerous! (9998-Death)
#494: {Character} has fallen... again! Quick, find the body before the toadstools take over! (9998-Death)
#495: Looks like {Character} fought the sea, and the sea won! (9998-Death)
#496: Does {Character} not know to stay on the mount when jousting? Trampled again! (9998-Death)
#497: Looks like {Character} just lost a bet with the Arkati again. Hope Lorminstra's in a good mood! (9998-Death)
#498: *CRASH* *CLANG* Sounds like {Character} has been squished! (9998-Death)
#499: Unlike finely forged steel, {Character} still needs a bit of tempering. (9998-Death)
#500: How does one drown in a pot of tea? Ask {Character}; she knows! (9998-Death)