Bawdy Bard Inn

The Bawdy Bard Inn is an inn located in Zul Logoth. Inside, there is a tavern owned by Gnerp with tables available for use.

Tavern Description

Small humus pots suspended from the ceiling cast donut-shaped pools of light across the stone floor of this cramped tavern. The scent of pipe tobacco mixes with the odor of stale ale, and a smoky haze envelops the entire room. Behind a low granite bar, the proprietor gazes out mistrustfully at the patrons gathered at the strangely shaped tables, his eyes darting every so often to the cash box that he keeps within easy reach. A sign on the bar lists the fare available. You also see a placard, a lute, the barkeep Gnerp, some patrons and a stone arch.

Tavern Menu

>read sign

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| Welcome to Gnerp's Tavern!                             |
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| 1. Mushroom soup...........................4 silvers   |
|      Made with real rolton's milk                      |
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| 2. Stuffed Toadstool Caps..................7 silvers   |
|      Winner of the Cooking Contest at the first        |
|      Zul Logoth Toadstool Festival!  Stuffed with      |
|      sauteed sprouts and seared fruit bat chunks,      |
|      fried to a golden brown, and covered in a         |
|      creamy herbed rolton's milk sauce.                |
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| 3. Slug Pie...............................10 silvers   |
|      No, it's not slimy, it's delicious!               |
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| 4. Roast Rock Lizard......................20 silvers   |
|      The tender tail portion, roasted just so          |
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| 5. Cave Casserole.........................30 silvers   |
|      Meaty chunks of cave worm, fruit bat, and fire    |
|      salamander in a spicy sauce                       |
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| 6. Stale Ale...............................1 silver    |
|      It's left over, but it's cheap                    |
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| 7. Human Beer..............................5 silver    |
|      Since they don't have their own language,         |
|      we'll give them their own beer                    |
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| 8. Gnerp's Dark Ale........................10 silver   |
|      With the mysterious, dark flavor of our           |
|      mining tunnels                                    |
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| 9. Elf's Blood............................15 silver    |
|      A red wine with full body and no bite, just       |
|      like elves                                        |
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| 10. Bard's Brew...........................20 silver    |
|      A heady concoction that will have you singing     |
|      its praises in no time                            |
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| Just ORDER em by number to check the latest            |
| prices then just BUY em if you like em!                |
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