BVShop:Be Warez/February 2023

a small lopsided shack, [Map Room 16], Room# 8214516, Lich# L26877, go lopsided shack

Be Warez, Shop

[Be Warez, Shop - 8212403]
The lopsided shack appears to have been crafted out of broken-down crates and torn wool, its form threatening to topple with even the gentlest of winds. Resting within a splayed pile of straw is a small basket of wares nestled against a metal can with an open slit, the display being mindfully watched by a large greyish cat. The northern area of the shop has been blockaded by several nail-spiked crates, the planks covered with the words, "NeXt TiMe!" You also see a hemp-looped wooden post.
Obvious exits: out

In the small basket you see: a hastily scrawled note, a pair of honeycomb-patterned wool gardening gloves, a brass-framed pale jadewood compass, a suede-backed measuring cord of rose-painted silk, a bronze-banded hunting horn of scrimshawed ivory, and a leather-affixed pauldron draped over layered animal pelts.

a hastily scrawled note

In the Common language, it reads:
I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.

I make new ones, but not many.
Fancier ones are on my scratching pole, don't damage my property, that's my job.

New Ones in Basket:

Pauldron - Bloodstained ropes of waxed hemp constrict his/her upper body, the tightly knotted harness attached to his/her leather-affixed pauldron.  Perched upon each shoulder is an obsidian-feathered raven, the avians eyeing you curiously as they peck at the braided strands.

Horn - A pack of short-haired hunting hounds follow closely behind NAME's heels, inspecting the ground and surrounding area as they gaze up at their Master/Mistress.

Cord - Swatches of fabric and vials of vibrant colored dye float haphazardly around his/her form, bouncing off his/her measuring cord before comically righting themselves.

Compass - A collection of vellum scrolls float within NAME's reach, each unfurling to reveal an illuminated nautical map as he/she points at them in turn.  His/Her pale jadewood compass rises to rest against the chosen map, adjusting its position as he/she decides his course.

Gloves - A tiny swarm of plump saffron bumblebees buzz to and fro around NAME, the black-striped insects occasionally resting upon his/her gloves, tipping their bodies upside down as they inspect the honeycomb patterns.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a pair of honeycomb-patterned wool gardening gloves		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A tiny swarm of plump saffron bumblebees buzz to and fro around Xeraphina, the black-striped insects occasionally resting upon her gloves, tipping their bodies upside down as they inspect the honeycomb patterns." before the appearance of your health. The gardening gloves can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a brass-framed pale jadewood compass		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A collection of vellum scrolls float within Xeraphina's reach, each unfurling to reveal an illuminated nautical map as she points at them in turn. Her pale jadewood compass rises to rest against the chosen map, adjusting its position as she decides her course." before the appearance of your health. The pale jadewood compass can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a suede-backed measuring cord of rose-painted silk		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Swatches of fabric and vials of vibrant colored dye float haphazardly around her form, bouncing off her measuring cord before comically righting themselves." before the appearance of your health. The measuring cord can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a bronze-banded hunting horn of scrimshawed ivory		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A pack of short-haired hunting hounds follow closely behind Xeraphina's heels, inspecting the ground and surrounding area as they gaze up at their Mistress." after your appearance. The scrimshawed horn can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a leather-affixed pauldron draped over layered animal pelts		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Bloodstained ropes of waxed hemp constrict her upper body, the tightly knotted harness attached to her leather-affixed pauldron. Perched upon each shoulder is an obsidian-feathered raven, the avians eyeing you curiously as they peck at the braided strands." before the appearance of your health. The leather-affixed pauldron can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000

On the wooden post you see: a chain-caught cylinder of pallid chalk, an ivory-dotted red mushroom lapel pin, a leather-hung kelyn armillary sphere, a lariat necklace suspending a tiny perforated bronze censer, a twice-looped strand of onyx marble prayerbeads, a catnip-stained tag, and a wool-looped aged gold bell shaped like a round rolton.

a catnip-stained tag

In the Common language, it reads:
Newest Ones - Illusions and Spell Preps:

Prayerbeads - A blackened sigil has been branded into the flesh of his/her palm, the mark seeping tendrils of ebony smoke across a strand of prayerbeads wrapped around his/her wrist.
NAME chants, raising his/her onyx marble prayerbeads to his/her lips as he/she calls forth his/her invocation!

Lariat - Tendrils of curling perfumed smoke wander across his/her body, spilling forth through the perforated censer suspended from his/her lariat.
NAME's fingers traverse down the chain of his/her lariat, the perfumed tendrils of smoke constricting across his/her body, engulfing him/her.  NAME's voice utters a single command, causing the haze to dissipate as his/her silhouette emerges from the curtain.

Sphere - Celestial rings of gilt-colored mist rotate slowly across his/her body, the bands intersecting with a quartet of lunar spheres that pulsate in time with his/her kelyn armillary sphere.
NAME grasps his/her orb between his/her fingers, causing the gilt-colored rings to expand in a celestial sphere of fine mist.  He/She observes the stars and lunar forms, reaching out to trace a constellation as his/her fingertips illuminate.

Pin - Groups of variegated mushrooms haphazardly spring to life around his/her feet, releasing glimmering motes of spores into the air as he/she moves.
NAME taps the spotted cap of his/her mushroom pin, causing the fungi below him/her to float upwards, hovering above.  He begins to chant an incantation and the mushrooms vibrate in time, their spores dispersing into the air as they explode in a cloud of glittering motes.

Chalk - A candle-lit summoning circle of blackened ichor encircles the floor beneath him/her, the liquid dripping downwards from his/her cylinder of chalk.
NAME traces the edges of his/her cylinder of chalk, his/her voice issuing a command as the ichor encircling him/her begins to crawl towards his/her body, seeping into his/her skin.  As the last drop returns, his/her eyes are engulfed in a haze of black, pulsating as the candles below burst into a sickly green flame.

Bell - A tiny fluffy rolton continually attempts to butt into NAME's legs, bleating in frustration as it attempts to establish dominance.  It runs in tightly packed circles around him/her, stopping to gaze up at him/her through rounded eyes before continuing its assault.
NAME lets out a sharp command as he/she places a hand across the aged gold bell, causing the rambunctious rolton to come to a halt.
For a heartbeat, they stare at one another as the rolton's eyes begin to glow and it issues a diminutive "Baaaaaaah."

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a chain-caught cylinder of pallid chalk		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A candle-lit summoning circle of blackened ichor encircles the floor beneath her, the liquid dripping downwards from her cylinder of chalk." after your appearance. The cylinder of chalk can be hidden or revealed when covered.	15,000
an ivory-dotted red mushroom lapel pin		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Groups of variegated mushrooms haphazardly spring to life around her feet, releasing glimmering motes of spores into the air as she moves." after your appearance. The mushroom pin can be hidden or revealed when covered.	15,000
a leather-hung kelyn armillary sphere		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Celestial rings of gilt-colored mist rotate slowly across her body, the bands intersecting with a quartet of lunar spheres that pulsate in time with her kelyn armillary sphere." before the appearance of your health. The kelyn armillary sphere can be hidden or revealed when covered.	15,000
a lariat necklace suspending a tiny perforated bronze censer		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Tendrils of curling perfumed smoke wander across her body, spilling forth through the perforated censer suspended from her lariat necklace." before the appearance of your health. The lariat necklace can be hidden or revealed when covered.	15,000
a twice-looped strand of onyx marble prayerbeads		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A blackened sigil has been branded into the flesh of her palm, the mark seeping tendrils of ebony smoke across a strand of prayerbeads wrapped around her wrist." before the appearance of your health. The onyx marble prayerbeads can be hidden or revealed when covered.	15,000
a wool-looped aged gold bell shaped like a round rolton		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A tiny fluffy rolton continually attempts to butt into Xeraphina's legs, bleating in frustration as it attempts to establish dominance. It runs in tightly packed circles around her, stopping to gaze up at her through rounded eyes before continuing its assault." after your appearance. The aged gold bell can be hidden or revealed when covered.	15,000