Premium contest/2022-10 - Describing Death

Have you ever wanted to die in your own way? Well now's your chance to design some custom death messages!

Here are the requirements:
1. Write a custom death message that's 80 characters or less (don't count character name).
2. Write a second custom death message (same rule as #1).
3. Write a third custom death message (same as rule #1).
4. Write a fourth custom death message (same rule as #1).
5. Write a fifth custom death message (same rule as #1).
6. Write a sixth custom death message (same rule as #1).
7. Death messaging MUST include Person in place of character name (see example of submission).

Here is an example of a submission:

1. Person was stuffed, but they ate the wafer.
2. Smell's like someone died, it was Person.
3. Did someone just walk over Person's grave? Yup!
4. Person exploded in a blaze of glory.
5. Pretty sure the grimswarm just feasted on Person.
6. Person just died of a broken heart.

Entries that do not include all requirements and follow the guidelines will not be considered eligible.
Contestants have until 11:59 p.m. PT on October 31, 2022 to get entries to me.


Ten winners will be chosen from the submitted entries.

Like all Premium Monthly Contests, entries are subject to change based on the discretion
of the GMs and QC. Entries will be judged during the first week of November. Zoelle
will not judge this contest except in the rare case of a tie. The winners will be
announced as soon as possible afterwards. Zoelle reserves the right to make any changes
to items that she, or QC, deems necessary.

Please direct any questions to the Premium Contests folder on the official message boards.

REMINDERS: THERE IS NO GUARANTEE ANY WINNING ITEM WILL BE CREATED IN GAME!


~Zoelle~

Winners

Top Ten Winners, in alphabetical order:

• Desorceri
• Draelor
• Faulkil
• Lylia
• Naelan
• Obelin
• Perigourd
• Rohese
• Rozy
• Yardie

Entries

Aethyra

1. You feel a slight tingle and sense that Person has died.
2. A pillar of light appears to signify that Person fought bravely to the end.
3. A swarm of black butterflies flutters past due to the passing of Person.
4. Person died. Nothing much to tell about it really.
5. Person just danced their way onto the soul train to the Great Beyond.
6. An experiment went wrong and Person paid the price.

Arianiss

1. Fireworks and noisemakers erupt to signify the momentous occasion of Person dying.
2. Person was weighed, measured, and found wanting.
3. Person just exploded into hearts, stars, and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons.
4. Even in their death, Person will always find you.  Wait...
5. Don't let Person aggrandize their death.  They just slipped on the floor.
6. Person said they were flapping their arms and flying off the roof.  They didn't.

Obelin

1. Today may not be the worst day of Person's life, but it is the last.
2. Where is Person going?  Everywhere!
3. Person has expired, time to throw <her/him> out.
4. Has anybody checked on Person lately?  I hope <he/she> is okay.
5. Person consumed completely in conflagration!  Condolences.
6. Person could be faking it!  Slap <her/him> hard in the face to make sure.

Additional Information

Resources

• Contest Rules
• Contest Winners