User:TOASTERNIGHTMARE

Rebutia Neocumingii - forest gnome

In the town of Wehnimer's Landing there dwells an abnormally pitiful cymbal playing bard without a home. Rebutia crawled away from the rebellious Rosengift rangers, hunting with their poisonous needles.

History

Instead of hunting or becoming a rogue, (her mother had wished she'd have been a rogue), Rebutia can be found in the town square drinking as much as any dwarf and scavenging trinkets for resale with no remorse. A true Rosengift, Rebutia finds marriage to be a trap worth avoiding, however dating is another matter all on its own. Rebutia is a stinker and would rather sleep next to the town well, under a bench, outside the catacombs, inside the catacombs... anywhere but the Inn.

Caution

Don't get too close to this filthy forest gnome, Rebutia is constantly fighting an illness and will sneeze all over you. Uncouth, crude, crass, inebriated, and mean, Rebutia is known to dumpster dive and eat whatever she finds including the things she knows she shouldn't eat.