BVShop:Be Warez/August 2022

a small lopsided shack, [Map Room 16], Room# 8214516, Lich# L26877, go lopsided shack

Be Warez, Shop

[Be Warez, Shop - 8212403]
The lopsided shack appears to have been crafted out of broken-down crates and torn wool, its form threatening to topple with even the gentlest of winds. Resting within a splayed pile of straw is a small basket of wares nestled against a metal can with an open slit, the display being mindfully watched by a large greyish cat.
Obvious exits: north, out

In the small basket you see: a candle-shaped relic, a hastily scrawled note, a lavender glass relic shaped like a tiny teadragon, a summer-hued glass relic shaped like a tiny teadragon, an albino glass relic shaped like a tiny teadragon, a falcon-shaped glass relic, a pale lilac glass relic, an ethereal blue glass relic, a shadowy glass relic, a butterfly-shaped glass relic, a woodland creature-shaped relic, a glass relic forged into demonic visages, a petal-covered relic, and a dice-shaped relic.

a hastily scrawled note

In the Common language, it reads:
I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.

New OneS - In YoUr HaNdS
Dice - A set of gleaming ivory dice clack together within his/her open palm, flickering in and out of existence as his/her hands move.

NeW oNes - AbOvE yEr StUfF
Butterfly - A kaleidoscope of vivid-winged butterflies flutters across his/her form, dancing across the air in a variety of jewel-toned colors.
Ethereal - Ethereal blue runes have been carved into every patch of his/her visible flesh, the clean angular lines enveloped in tendrils of translucent mist.
Falcon - A leather-hooded peregrine falcon perches on his/her shoulder, shifting from foot to foot as it stretches its long pointed wings.
Candle - A wavering halo of softly lit candles encircles his head, casting a downward light that illuminates his features.

NeW oNeS
Albino - Curled across the curve of his/her neck is a glistening albino teadragon, the tiny lizard purring as it lazily flicks its tongue.
Summer - Perched upon his/her shoulder is a tiny summer teadragon, the diminutive lizard stretching its vestigial wings as it yips in contentment.
Lavender - Languidly resting across his/her shoulder is a lavender jade teadragon, its tiny body tucked behind its curled tail.

New OneS - BeLoW yEr StUfF
Petal - A gentle zephyr of blush-colored cherry blossoms swirls across his/her body, billowing in fragrant whirls of petals that dissipate into the air.
Demonic - The ground beneath PERSON writhes in swells of shadow, the demonic visages rising across his/her form before disappearing in a silent scream of dark mist.
Creature - A medley of woodland creatures stand behind PERSON, leaving a blur of fur and feathers as they scamper around.
Shadow - An imposing silhouette of stygian shadow stands behind PERSON, its cold yellow visage staring with indifference beneath a suit of ornate armor.
Lilac - Swathes of lilac chiffon grasp his/her lower body, the ground beneath him/her toned with shades of pale purple.

ReTuRnInG oNeS aRe In ThE oThEr RoOm

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a candle-shaped relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A wavering halo of softly lit candles encircles her head, casting a downward light that illuminates her features." before your appearance. The candle-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a lavender glass relic shaped like a tiny teadragon		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Languidly resting across her shoulder is a lavender jade teadragon, its tiny body tucked behind its curled tail." before the appearance of your inventory. The lavender relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a summer-hued glass relic shaped like a tiny teadragon		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Perched upon her shoulder is a tiny summer teadragon, the diminutive lizard stretching its vestigial wings as it yips in contentment." before the appearance of your inventory. The summer-hued relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
an albino glass relic shaped like a tiny teadragon		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Curled across the curve of her neck is a glistening albino teadragon, the tiny lizard purring as it lazily flicks its tongue." before the appearance of your inventory. The albino glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a falcon-shaped glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A leather-hooded peregrine falcon perches on her shoulder, shifting from foot to foot as it stretches its long pointed wings." before the appearance of your inventory. The falcon-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a pale lilac glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Swathes of lilac chiffon grasp her lower body, the ground beneath her toned with shades of pale purple." after your appearance. The lilac glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
an ethereal blue glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Ethereal blue runes have been carved into every patch of her visible flesh, the clean angular lines enveloped in tendrils of translucent mist." before the appearance of your health. The ethereal blue relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a shadowy glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "An imposing silhouette of stygian shadow stands behind Kaikala, its cold yellow visage staring with indifference beneath a suit of ornate armor." after your appearance. The shadowy glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a butterfly-shaped glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A kaleidoscope of vivid-winged butterflies flutters across her form, dancing across the air in a variety of jewel-toned colors." before the appearance of your health. The butterfly relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a woodland creature-shaped relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A medley of woodland creatures stand behind Kaikala, leaving a blur of fur and feathers as they scamper around." after your appearance. The creature-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a glass relic forged into demonic visages		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "The ground beneath Kaikala writhes in swells of shadow, the demonic visages rising across her form before disappearing in a silent scream of dark mist." after your appearance. The demonic visage relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a petal-covered relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A gentle zephyr of blush-colored cherry blossoms swirls across her body, billowing in fragrant whirls of petals that dissipate into the air." after your appearance. The petal-covered relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a dice-shaped relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A set of gleaming ivory dice clack together within her open palm, flickering in and out of existence as her hands move." before the appearance of your hands. The dice-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000

Be Warez, Backroom

[Be Warez, Backroom - 8212404]
The backroom of the shop is well-lit, the silk-draped walls a sharp contrast to the decrepit area to the south. An open dusty wooden chest sits upon a chaise of rich burgundy velvet, covered in bits of dried catnip and carcasses of gutted mouse-shaped toys.
Obvious exits: south

In the dusty wooden chest you see: a rose-tinted glass relic, a relic of leaf-shaped glass with a faint sheen, a flora and fauna-shaped relic of vivid glass, a slit-pupiled glass relic shaped like an eyeball, a shadowy glass relic of entwined serpents, a tiny rose petal relic crafted from black enamel, a stone relic carved with undecipherable runes, an aged vellum and glass relic, a feather-shaped glass relic, a blue-violet glass relic, a sand-colored glass relic, an enamel lily relic haloed in jade leaves, a bone-shaped white glass relic inked in vibrant red, an eye-shaped relic of blown dark glass, a circular clockwork relic, a waterlogged note, and a colorful glass relic shaped like a trio of songbirds.

a waterlogged note

In the Common language, it reads:
I fOuNd oLd StUfF - BuY mOre

AboVe YeR sTuFf
Clockwork - Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam occasionally shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of his/her body.
Bone - The exposed sections of his/her body reveal his/her skeletal frame of yellowed bones, the hardened tissue splattered with blood and bits of gore.
Enamel Lily - A crown of pale stargazer lilies floats above his/her head, their leaves unfurling gradually across his/her temples.
Sand - A voluminous shroud of churning sands engulfs his/her upper body, leaving his/her form unscathed.
Blue - Violet - A celestial sphere of blue-violet mist cradles his/her form, the illuminated globe highlighted by faint constellations.
Feather - An imposing fuliginous raven alights upon his/her shoulder, extending its tapered wings to frame him/her in shadows.
Stone - Undecipherable runes are carved into his/her skin, their edges emanating a dull black glow.
Rose - A thin capelet of velvety black rose petals encircles his/her shoulders.
Shadowy - A duo of shadow-like serpents encircle themselves across his/her body, slithering along the contours of his/her form.
Leaf - A fall of leaves gently swirls about his/her form, the variegated tones highlighted by a faint sun-kissed sheen.
Colorful - A multitude of brightly colored songbirds flit and fly about his/her form, scattering a myriad of tiny spectral feathers into the air.

MoRe AbOvE tHaT sTuFf
Eye - A heavy-lidded eye gazes out from its centered position on his/her forehead, its pupil studying the area as it contracts and dilates.
Slit - His/Her pupils slowly begin to constrict into thin vertical slits, returning to normal after a quick blink.

BeLoW yEr StUfF
Aged - His/Her form stands upon an illuminated volume of aged leather, while tiny calligraphy-inked pages gently swirl across his/her body.
Fauna - Vibrant flora and fauna springs around his/her feet, dissipating into colorful mist as he/she moves.
Rose - Scarlet-tinted rose petals encircle his/her feet, the unfurled pieces ascending in a spiral across his/her body before dissipating in a fine mist.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a rose-tinted glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Scarlet-tinted rose petals encircle her feet, the unfurled pieces ascending in a spiral across her body before dissipating in a fine mist." after your appearance. The rose-tinted relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a relic of leaf-shaped glass with a faint sheen		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A fall of leaves gently swirls about her form, the variegated tones highlighted by a faint sun-kissed sheen." before the appearance of your inventory. The leaf-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a flora and fauna-shaped relic of vivid glass		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Vibrant flora and fauna springs around her feet, dissipating into colorful mist as she moves." after your appearance. The fauna-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a slit-pupiled glass relic shaped like an eyeball		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Her pupils slowly begin to constrict into thin vertical slits, returning to normal after a quick blink." before the appearance of your tattoos. The slit-pupiled relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a shadowy glass relic of entwined serpents		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A duo of shadow-like serpents encircle themselves across her body, slithering along the contours of her form." before the appearance of your hands. The shadowy glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a tiny rose petal relic crafted from black enamel		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A thin capelet of velvety black rose petals encircles her shoulders." before the appearance of your hands. The rose petal relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a stone relic carved with undecipherable runes		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Undecipherable runes are carved into her skin, their edges emanating a dull black glow." before the appearance of your health. The stone relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
an aged vellum and glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Her form stands upon an illuminated volume of aged leather, while tiny calligraphy-inked pages gently swirl across her body." after your appearance. The aged glass relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a feather-shaped glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "An imposing fuliginous raven alights upon her shoulder, extending its tapered wings to frame her in shadows." before the appearance of your inventory. The feather relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a blue-violet glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A celestial sphere of blue-violet mist cradles her form, the illuminated globe highlighted by faint constellations." before the appearance of your health. The blue-violet relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a sand-colored glass relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A voluminous shroud of churning sands engulfs her upper body, leaving her form unscathed." before the appearance of your inventory. The sand-colored relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
an enamel lily relic haloed in jade leaves		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A crown of pale stargazer lilies floats above her head, their leaves unfurling gradually across her temples." before the appearance of your inventory. The enamel lily relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a bone-shaped white glass relic inked in vibrant red		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "The exposed sections of her body reveal her skeletal frame of yellowed bones, the hardened tissue splattered with blood and bits of gore." before the appearance of your inventory. The bone-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
an eye-shaped relic of blown dark glass		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A heavy-lidded eye gazes out from its centered position on her forehead, its pupil studying the area as it contracts and dilates." before the appearance of your tattoos. The eye-shaped relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a circular clockwork relic		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Small, thin plumes of smoke and steam occasionally shoot out from between the riveted metal plates that encase the exposed parts of her body." before the appearance of your health. The clockwork relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000
a colorful glass relic shaped like a trio of songbirds		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A multitude of brightly colored songbirds flit and fly about her form, scattering a myriad of tiny spectral feathers into the air." before the appearance of your health. The colorful relic can be hidden or revealed when covered.	10,000