Beard clip

Beard clips are lightly scripted fluff that include verb traps where the user eats fleas and other questionable material. They require that the character have a beard to be worn and used. Notably, several of these messages reference the beard alone, not the item. Analyze You analyze your mithril beard clips and sense that the item is largely free from merchant alteration restrictions. You get no sense of whether or not the clips may be further lightened. Usage Verb First Third EAT You reach up to scratch your beard and find something small stuck there. You're not quite sure what it is, but since it was in your beard, you're fairly sure it must be edible. With a happy grunt, you pop it into your mouth. <Character> reaches up and removes something small from <his/her> beard. After a moment of inspecting <his/her> find, <he/she> pops it into <his/her> mouth with a happy grunt. PINCH You pull a single, squirming flea out of your beard and, with an audible SQUISH, crush it between your fingers. Almost as an afterthought, you pop it into your mouth with a gleeful grunt. <Character> pulls something out of <his/her> beard and, with an audible SQUISH, crushes it between <his/her> fingers. Almost as an afterthought, <he/she> pops it into <his/her> mouth with a gleeful grunt. POKE You quickly comb your fingers through your beard and gleefully flick away a handful of fleas. <Character> quickly combs <his/her> fingers through <his/her> beard, then flicks away a handful of fleas with a grunt of amusement. PULL You gently tug on your mithril beard clips, making sure it is securely fastened. <Character> gently tugs on <his/her> mithril beard clips, making sure it is securely fastened. REMOVE You carefully disentangle your mithril beard clips from your beard. <Character> carefully disentangles <his/her> mithril beard clips from <his/her> beard. SCRATCH You scratch vigorously at your beard, releasing a small flurry of dust and hair. <Character> scratches vigorously at <his/her> beard, releasing a small flurry of dust and hair. TURN You absentmindedly twist your mithril beard clips, your thoughts drifting. <Character> absentmindedly twists <his/her> mithril beard clips, <his/her> thoughts obviously drifting. WEAR (bearded) You carefully attach your mithril beard clips to your beard. <Character> carefully attaches <his/her> mithril beard clips to <his/her> beard. WEAR (beardless) Perhaps you should grow some whiskers first... n/a

Beard clip Information Type Fluff Item Classification Accessory Item(s) Applied to Beard clips Alterable Yes Light/Deep Unknown Item Verbs EAT PINCH POKE PULL REMOVE SCRATCH TURN WEAR