Verb
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Race
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First
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Third
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BELCH
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Dwarf
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From deep within your gut rises a momentous, earth-shattering belch of such epic proportions that it causes the tiny figure within your beard-clip to cling to your beard for dear life! Taking a moment to compose itself, the figure reaches into your beard and pulls out a tiny scorecard that reads, "10." Impressive.
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From deep within XXX's gut rises a momentous, earth-shattering belch of such epic proportions that it causes the tiny figure within XXX's beard-clip to cling to her beard for dear life! Taking a moment to compose itself, the figure reaches into XXX's beard and pulls out a tiny scorecard that reads, "7."
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Non-dwarf
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You let out a quick belch. The tiny figure pokes its head out of your beard and gives you an earful about manners!
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XXX lets out a quick belch. A tiny figure pokes its head out of XXX's beard and gives XXX an earful about manners!
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LICK
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Dwarf
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Noticing the presence of tasty crumbs in your beard, you give it a good lick! The tiny figure pokes its head out of your beard and yells, "Watch where you put that thing, lady!"
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Unexpectedly, XXX gives her beard a good lick! Suddenly, a tiny figure pokes its head out of her beard and stares indignantly at her!
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Non-dwarf
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While attempting to lick your lips, you manage to catch a bit of beard in your mouth. The agitation causes the tiny figure to poke its head out of your beard and stare at you with annoyance.
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XXX licks his lips and catch a bit of his beard as well. A tiny figure pokes its head out of his beard with an annoyed look.
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PLUCK
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Dwarf
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With your keen dwarven perception, you notice a stray hair in your immaculately groomed beard. You go to pluck the wayward hair when suddenly, the tiny figure appears with a pair of scissors in hand. It cuts the pesky hair away for you, and you quietly grunt in thanks. The tiny figure replies, "Anything for you, XXX." before returning to your beard.
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XXX spies a stray hair in her beard and goes to pluck it. She stops when a tiny figure emerges from her beard and uses a pair of scissors to cut the hair!
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Non-dwarf
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You glance down and see a stray hair in your beard. You move to pluck it when suddenly, the tiny figure appears and lends a helping hand to remove that pesky hair.
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XXX glances down at a stray hair in his beard. He stops when a tiny figure emerges from his beard and lends a helping hand to remove the pesky hair.
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REMOVE
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Dwarf
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Your deft dwarven fingers quickly disentangle the bronze beard-clip from your magnificent beard.
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XXX's deft dwarven fingers quickly disentangle the beard-clip from her magnificent beard.
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Non-dwarf
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You carefully untangle the beard-clip from your beard.
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XXX carefully untangles the beard-clip from his beard.
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TWIST
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Dwarf
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As your great dwarven mind ponders the mysteries of the universe, you idly twist a bit of your beard around your finger. As you let loose the tendril of beard, the tiny figure suddenly appears with a brush in hand to ensure every strand of your magnificent beard is in place.
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As XXX grows lost in thought, she idly twists a bit of beard around her finger. As she lets loose the tendril, a tiny figure appears from the beard with a brush in hand and puts every strand back in its proper place.
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Non-dwarf
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You absentmindedly twist your beard around your finger. As you let go, the tiny figure appears and uses its hands to smooth the strands back into place.
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XXX absentmindedly twists his beard around his finger. As he lets go, a tiny figure appears and uses its hands to smooth the strands back into place.
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WEAR
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Dwarf
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With your impressive dwarven dexterity, you place your bronze beard-clip into your beard with style and panache.
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In an impressive display, XXX places her beard-clip into her beard with style and panache.
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No beard, non-elven male
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Try again later when you've grown a beard.
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N/A
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No beard, female
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Lady, why in Koar's name are you trying to wear a polished bronze beard-clip?
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N/A
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No beard, elven male
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Hey pointy ears, your face is smoother than a baby's bottom, so why in Koar's name are you trying to wear a polished bronze beard-clip?
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N/A
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