Premium/2024 custom swears

Pre-written custom swears are available from a buxom barmaid in the Lounge of Bayview Villa.

Character customizations available in Bayview Villa cost a stamped cocobolo token. The stamped cocobolo tokens can be purchased from the disheveled resident in Mist Harbor for 300 Premium points. Once purchased from the disheveled resident, the tokens can be brought the appropriate room in the villa to purchase the customization.

#	Swear	Messaging (3P)
#1	TIRADE	Person unleashes a seemingly endless and vitriolic tirade, ceasing only once out of breath.
#2	DENOUNCE	Person bellows a belligerent denouncement based more on volume than logic.
#3	GRIEVANCE	Person catalogs a series of mounting and increasingly improbable grievances.
#4	CONDEMN	Person chokes out an anguished condemnation while biting back tears.
#5	GARBLED	Person hurls a spat of unintelligibly garbled deprecations.
#6	SUBTLE-INSULT	Person delivers a polished string of subtly insinuating insults.
#7	VILE	Person gestures in a coarse and crudely vile manner.
#8	CHILDISH	Person stamps both feet in a show of childish temper.
#9	WILD	Person gestures wildly in a fit of unleashed anger.
#10	SMIRK	Person sneers haughtily with a supercilious smirk.
#11	MANNERED	Person curses in the mild mannered tones of one unaccustomed to swearing.
#12	DISGUST	Person turns away with unconcealed disgust.
#13	CLIPPED	Person curses in quietly muted tones, the clipped phrases ringing with both disappointment and disapproval.
#14	MUMBLED	Person hiccups out a slurred mumbling too garbled to deliver any real sting.
#15	SIGH	Person grimaces with a rueful and self-deprecating sigh.
#16	INJUSTICE	Person dashes wildly at streaming tears, demanding to know why the injustices never cease!
#17	RETORT	Person tempers what would have been a stinging retort with a teasing wink.
#18	DEMAND	Person lambastes the area with loud denouncements and demands for redress.
#19	FATE	Person mutters about the cruel and fickle nature of fate.
#20	DEFEAT	Person sighs with the heaviness of defeat.
#21	FLAMBOYANT	Person curses with a string of inventively insulting phrases, dramatizing the effect with darting eyes and flamboyant gestures.
#22	ANGRY	Person strings together a series of angrily issued commands that would be injurious, if not impossible, for anyone to actually attempt.
#23	SUGGEST	Person offers a carefully and politely worded suggestion that is anything but.
#24	SNIFF	Person turns away with a dismissive sniff.
#25	SELF-CONTROL	Person breathes deeply in a futile attempt at self-control.
#26	QUIET	Person curses quietly and methodically with no obvious signs of anger.
#27	BORED	Person drawls an amusingly stinging insult in a dry and slightly bored tone of voice.
#28	SMUG	Person elucidates the utter ridiculousness of the situation with a smug tone of reproof.
#29	SHOES	Person expounds with excessive and prolific use of very long words on the evil lurking in the hearts of those who would dare wear toe-covering shoes.
#30	SULLEN	Person slouches sullenly while muttering in a desultory fashion.
#31	YOUTHS	Person grouses irritably on the subject of today's misguided youths.
#32	TEARS	Person shouts loudly and angrily while squeezing out a few tears to punctuate each frustrated outburst.
#33	BREATH	Person manages to issue a statement simultaneously as complimentary as it is deprecating in a single breath.
#34	NOD	Person stomps furiously while delivering a tempestuous barrage of expletives, ending with a single, deliberate nod.
#35	INTIMIDATE	Person squeaks a plethora of phrases, clearly intended as a method of intimidation.
#36	PACE	Person howls in a fit of rage while anxiously pacing back and forth.
#37	NASAL	Person whines incessantly in an obnoxious, nasal tone.
#38	SPITTLE	Person spews spittle with each accentuated delivery of peckish expletives.
#39	GOSAENA	Person guffaws, "Great galloping Gosaena!"
#40	FIST	Person scowls indignantly with clenched fists.
#41	BOIL	Person belts out, "You are worse than the boils on the backside of an orc!"
#42	OOZE	Person belts out, "You are slimier than the ooze on a magru's skin!"
#43	CRAB	Person belts out, "I'll stuff and saute you like a crab cake!"
#44	MONGREL	Person belts out, "Why, you little silver pinching mongrel! Choke on your ill-gotten gains!"
#45	ROLTON	Person belts out, "I'll split you like a rolton going on the fire for the evening meal!"
#46	MOTHER	Person weaves together a string of insults that leaves no one's mother unmentioned.
#47	ENEMY	Person grunts an angry threat at enemies seen and unseen.
#48	FRUSTRATED	Person struggles to summon sufficiently vicious words, but spitting in frustration is all that occurs.
#49	BILIOUS	Person summons a bilious, swilling curse that is more spat than spoken.
#50	WRATH	Person conjures an insult to the gods almost potent enough to invoke their wrath.
#51	RIGHTEOUS	Person blasphemes the gods with righteous anger!
#52	INSULT	Person unleashes a cascade of rather lovely-sounding yet unmistakably vicious insults.
#53	REVENGE	Person turns away with a barely audible promise of revenge.
#54	KOAR	Person lets loose an angry tirade involving a horse, the Church of Koar, and a chamber pot.
#55	INDIGNITY	Person promises this latest indignity will be the last!
#59	MUTTER	Person mutters an under-the-breath curse about a motherless rolton.
#60	LUUKOS	Person curses bitterly, condemning everyone in sight to Luukos' Maw.
#61	EXHALE	Person exhales a quiet curse while rubbing a temple with two fingers.
#62	SNEER	Person curses bitterly, lips pulled back in an enraged sneer.
#63	LUUKOS2	Person murmurs a bitter curse, condemning everyone in sight to Luukos' embrace.
#64	EYEROLL	Person swears quietly with a roll of the eyes.
#65	GROWL	Person growls several dirty phrases, bitterly, from between gritted teeth.
#67	LOVE	Person spits out a hail of profanities directed at the fickle nature of love.
#68	TARTS	Person squeaks out a volley of benign curses against cold coffee, curdled milk, and broken tart kilns.
#69	WENCH	Person murmurs wistful mutterings about saucy wenches and ice cold brews.
#70	VOMIT	Person vomits an offensive thesaurus of vulgarity that would secretly impress any bibliophile.
#71	BUFFET	Person lays out a lexical buffet of vulgarity to satisfy even the most profane of appetites.
#72	RECEPTACLE	Person suggests delicately that your deity can take his holiness and place it in his holy receptacle.
#73	OYSTER	Person mutters a suggestion involving an anatomically impossible arrangement of Charl and his oysters.
#74	WITHER	Person spouts a fervent invocation involving an intimately targeted casting of Wither.
#75	LITANY	Person rattles off a concisely constructed and alliterated litany lambasting the recipient's amoral matrilineal propensities.
#76	CURDLE	Person blurts out such an unending stream of execrable terms that it would curdle beer.
#132	SAILOR	Person glares while letting loose a string of expletives that would make a sailor blush.
#133	SAILOR2	Person mutters an invective to the powers of the sea.
#134	MERMAID	Person calls upon the mermaids of the far oceans to smite your enemies.
#135	PIRATE	Person curses your enemies for a pox to come upon them!
#136	ERITHI	Person whispers an invective in sharp Erithi.
#137	ARKATI	Person insinuates an unnatural and improbable occurrence between several of the Arkati.
#138	EMPATH	Person intimates empaths are involved in nefarious conspiracies.
#139	CLERIC	Person bedamns the usury rates of clerics and their strange fascination with the dead.
#140	ROGUE	Person curses all rogues and their pickpocketing propensities.
#141	NIIMA	Person cries out a curse in Niima's name filled with the salty language of a true pirate.