Wellington Home - 2021-09-19 - MUTINY! (log)
This log is from Wellington Home in Wehnimer's Landing on September 19, 2021 from the viewpoint of Rohese. Posted by Rohese on 20th September 2021.
[The Wellington Home, Washroom - ]
White porcelain wash basins and polished mirrors line one wall of this spacious washroom. Multicolored rugs woven with alphabet letters and animal shapes are scattered across the floor, and numerous partitions conceal large bath tubs. A fresh scent lingers in the room, proof of a recent cleaning. You also see a pocket mouse, a colorful curtain, a wooden door, an rolton-shaped can and a smudged glass window.
Also here: Miss Sycira, Orphan Addisynn, Orphan Pruella, Orphan Teliphon, Orphan Kenninga, Orphan Denilae, Orphan Christoper
A small orphan, dressed head-to-toe in fluffy white wool, dashes past with an older child in pursuit. "I've told you before, we don't have any roltons in our play this time," the elder yells, "take that costume off right now!" With a loud, "Baaaa!" the orphans head off in the direction of the Wellington Home.
Ordim declares, "This is going to be great!"
A small face appears briefly through a gap in the curtains, yells "Avast!" and ducks out of sight.
From nearby, you hear Pruella yell, "She stepped on my tentacle!"
Dendum says, "Hrmm these are good sized chairs."
From nearby, you hear Kenninga yell, "Do me really hafta do this?"
From nearby, you hear Addisynn yell, "That's my sword!"
From nearby, you hear Teliphon yell, "Stop tripping me!"
Sycira recites:
"I'd like to thank everyone for taking time out of your busy anniversay afternoon to come watch our play!"
You softly say, "Hush now children."
Sycira says, "The children have been working so, so hard and I am so so proud and..."
Sycira dabs at a tear at the corner of her eye.
Sycira slowly empties her lungs.
Erek grins.
You smile.
You softly exclaim, "I'm going to go and watch, you'll all be wonderful!"
Sycira recites:
"The children have practiced all week for this! Please feel free to interact when they ask, otherwise you'll have to walk the plank!"
Speaking quietly to Elysia, Erek says, "Ooh a pirate show."
Sycira adds, "Into the shark and Fluffy-infested waters."
Elysia nods eagerly at Erek.
Cryheart appears to be trying hard not to grin.
[The Wellington Home, Stage]
Erected from rough oak planks on low struts, the rickety platform is surrounded on three sides by colorful curtains suspended on poles and bears all the signs of having been hastily assembled. Several blue blankets are scattered on the floor around an enormous wooden box, and a steel bucket sits in the wings. A line of small chairs has been neatly arranged along the open side of the makeshift stage, granting the audience a perfect view of the scene. You also see a long plank of wood and a frayed white sheet hanging overhead.
Also here: Missoni, Lord Daevian who is sitting, Eale who is sitting, Great Lord Uhlak who is sitting, Orphan Denilae who is lying down, Avalenya who is sitting, Aubriella, Fleurs, Orphan Teliphon, Lady Laehna who is sitting, Orphan Christoper, Orphan Addisynn, Orphan Kenninga, Rose Guardian Cylnthia who is sitting, Maleisse, Lady Ianthra who is sitting, Lady Qatari who is sitting, Perigourd who is sitting, Dwi who is sitting, Achlyss who is sitting, Lianea who is sitting, Lady Meliyara who is sitting, Clunk who is sitting, Lady Irelain who is sitting, Evii who is sitting, Meril who is sitting, Lady Regwen who is sitting, Event Planner Leafiara who is sitting, Dendum who is sitting, Gardener Elysia who is sitting, Commodore Erek who is sitting, Akaal who is sitting, Laelithonel who is sitting, Birch Guardian Akenna who is sitting, Sir Cryheart who is sitting, Relic Hunter Ordim who is sitting, Argent Master Aurien who is sitting
Obvious exits: out
From nearby, you hear Pruella yell, "I see Mister Sir Cryheart!"
Sycira laughs!
Ordim glances at Cryheart.
Cryheart yells, "Hello Miss Pruella!"
Meliyara grins wryly at Cryheart.
Clunk glances at Cryheart.
From nearby, you hear Kenninga yell, "Oh. Maybe me can go on stage den."
Regwen grins at Cryheart.
Speaking softly to Cryheart, you say, "They're all rather excited to see you."
From nearby, you hear Pruella yell, "Ready, but Christopher is scared!"
Cryheart yells, "Ye can do it lad!"
From nearby, you hear Addisynn yell, "And he smells like poop!"
Evii yells, "It's ok Christopher, we'll all close our eyes."
From nearby, you hear Kenninga yell, "Don't let them laugh at us!"
From nearby, you hear Addisynn yell, "Ow!"
Orphan Kenninga just arrived.
Kenninga peers out into the audience with a terrified expression on her face that belies her confident swagger.
Orphan Addisynn just arrived.
Kenninga nudges her parrot into an upright position on her shoulder.
Orphan Christoper just limped in.
Kenninga hesitantly roars, "Aargh!"
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Kenninga tentatively peers out at the audience as if prompting them to join in. She mouths, "Aaargh!"
Meliyara gasps, "Who let pirates in here?"
Ordim repeats, "Aaarrrghhh!"
Dendum exclaims, "Aargh!"
Evii yells, ""Argh!"!" Christoper says, "Aargh."
Akenna playfully exclaims, "Aargh!"
Leafiara roars, "Aaaaargh!"
Cylnthia exclaims, "ARGH!"
Kenninga takes a deep, fortifying breath, clenches her fists, and steps forward. She trembles a little.
Dwi grunts, amused.
Kenninga defiantly yells, "Shiver me timbers!"
Laehna softly mouths, "Argh."
The parrot squawks, "Shiver me timbers!"
Cryheart starts chortling.
Kenninga glares out at the audience and tilts her hands until her palms are facing up. She then raises them rapidly up and down as if to say, "Louder!" Her face appears expectant as she mouths, "Shiver me timbers!"
Cylnthia exclaims, "Shiver me timbers!"
Orphan Teliphon just arrived.
Evii yells, "ARGH!"
Ordim shouts, "Shiver me timbers!"
Akenna giggles.
Teliphon squints at Addisynn.
Kenninga places her arms akimbo and looks about as if waiting for something.
Meliyara nods encouragingly at Teliphon.
Cylnthia yells, "YARGH!"
Akenna exclaims, "Shiver me timbers!"
Erek exclaims, "Shiver me timbers!"
Evii yells, "Shiver my timbers!"
Akaal flatly says, "Shiver me timbers."
Laehna softly says, "Shiver.. me timbers."
Elysia yells, "Shiver me timbeeeerrrs!"
Addisynn sticks her tongue out at Teliphon, and lets out with a loud, "Thbtbtbtbt" from her lips!
Achlyss giggles.
Ordim giggles.
Speaking quietly to Dendum, Dwi asks, "Which one need'd to bisit da poop deck?"
Dendum loudly exclaims, "Shiver the Timbers!"
Kenninga flinches.
Kenninga softly whispers aloud, "I be..."
Leafiara loudly declares, "Shiver me timbers!"
Ianthra stiffly says, "Shiver me timbers."
Christoper limps around a bit, favoring one leg.
Kenninga clears her throat.
Lianea exclaims, "Shiver me timbers!"
Laehna curiously asks, "What are timbers in this case?"
Kenninga proudly repeats, "I be Cap'n Stinkyfeet and I be the fiercest, stinkiest pirate in Elanthia."
Cryheart says, "Shiver me timbers."
Regwen exclaims, "Shiver me timbers!"
Kenninga points at her stuffed parrot.
Kenninga nervously recites, "This be me faithful parrot, Popeye, and he be the stinkiest parrot that ever said, Aargh!"
Erek cowers away from Kenninga.
Clunk mutters arghh.
Elysia gawks at Kenninga.
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Kenninga points at a wooden box.
Speaking worriedly to Leafiara, Evii cries, "My timbers be shivered!"
Kenninga glances at the box and squares her shoulders.
Ordim looks at a wooden box and cheers!
Kenninga announces, "This be me ship, the Spitfire. It's the biggest, stinkiest ship on the whole stinky sea!"
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Kenninga introduces, "This be me First Mate, Master Poop Deck..."
Erek says, "So stinky."
Kenninga points at Addisynn.
Kenninga points at Teliphon.
Christoper exclaims, "Avast!"
Aurien lets out a cheer!
Kenninga continues, "...and these be me crew. The stinkiest black-hearted crew on the whole stinky sea."
Laehna softly muses, "I'm sensing a trend."
Dwi chuckles.
Elysia adopts an agreeable expression.
Speaking to Erek, Meliyara says, "The stinkiest."
Teliphon exclaims, "Avast!"
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Cylnthia beams happily at Kenninga!
Cryheart chuckles.
Cylnthia beams happily at Christoper!
Evii giggles.
Ordim fidgets.
From nearby, you hear Pruella yell, "Avast!"
Addisynn exclaims, "Avast!"
The parrot squawks, "Avast!"
Cylnthia yells, "AVAST!"
(Achlyss holds her nose.)
From nearby, you hear Sycira yell, "Avast!"
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Christoper lifts his eyepatch and glares at the audience.
Kenninga leans forward and stares at the audience, waiting.
Akaal squints.
Erek yells, "Avast!"
Speaking heartily to a wooden box, Dwi says, "Dat rings a bell."
Kenninga nods at Erek.
Crudely painted on the side of the box is the word, "SpITfIrE"
Erek grins.
Akenna cries, "Avast!"
A frayed white bedsheet bears the crudely painted depiction of a skull and crossbones with the telltale signs of child-sized fingerprints and smudges around the periphery. The improvised sail hangs above the box, swaying back and forth on the breeze.
Ordim yells, "Avast!"
Meliyara shouts, "Avast, ye stinkies!"
Dwi smirks.
From nearby, you hear Sycira yell, "Avast!"
Ordim raises his fist defiantly.
Irelain loudly exclaims, "Avast!"
Cylnthia screams, "AVAST!"
Cryheart yells, "Avast!"
Kenninga begins, "We be sailing for the Landing, the stinkiest place in Elanthia, in search of stinky treasure."
Leafiara snickers.
Laehna covers her nose tightly.
Cylnthia nods in agreement at Kenninga.
Ordim giggles.
Akaal flatly says, "Avast."
Cryheart appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Kenninga squints at Teliphon.
Dendum adopts an agreeable expression.
Kenninga makes some urgent gestures at Teliphon.
Teliphon's cheeks flush with a soft shade of apricot.
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Christoper reminds, "And coffee!"
Kenninga earnestly echoes, "Aargh, and coffee!"
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Meliyara musingly says, "Stinky treasure? It must come from the Settlement of Reim, or the sewers of Bloodriven."
Speaking to Erek, Elysia asks, "How did they know you would be here?"
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Erek grins.
Leafiara gazes in amusement at Meliyara.
Kenninga excitedly continues, "There be tales of a landlubber called Goblyn who keeps stinky pies in a stinky shop. We be going to plunder her shop and take that treasure for ourselves!"
Evii starts chortling.
Christoper says, "Aargh."
Cryheart chuckles.
Leafiara gasps.
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Evii turns to Kenninga and cheers!
Kenninga places her arms akimbo and looks about as if waiting for something.
Ordim slowly empties his lungs.
Speaking to Teliphon, Addisynn says, "Cap'n Stinkyfeet smells more stinky than usual today."
Laelithonel begins to giggle, then bursts out in a silly laugh.
Speaking to Addisynn, Teliphon says, "Aargh, that he do! He took his boots off this morning and we all nearly fainted."
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Evii breaks out in a silly grin.
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Clunk applauds Kenninga.
Laehna begrudgingly says, "Argh."
Regwen grins at Addisynn.
Addisynn covers her nose tightly.
A pained expression crosses Achlyss's face as she grimaces at Teliphon.
Speaking darkly to Teliphon, Achlyss says, "That sounds dreadful."
Speaking to herself, Leafiara whispers aloud, "So this is what actually happened. A historical retelling."
Leafiara rubs her chin thoughtfully.
Cylnthia agrees with Leafiara.
Evii nods knowingly at Leafiara.
Elysia leans forward.
Leafiara chuckles.
Speaking to Kenninga, Cylnthia exclaims, "Oh, or perhaps are you telling us of how the pie shop *became* no more?!"
Ordim defeatedly admits, "It does stink though..."
Cylnthia turns an inquisitive ear toward Kenninga.
Orphan Denilae just arrived.
You see Orphan Denilae.br>
She appears to be a Human from Aldora.
She is short. She appears to be very young. She has piercing crystal green eyes and freckled skin. She has raggedly cut, tangled copper red hair. She has a bony face, a button nose and a birth mark.
She is in good shape.
She is holding a giant bucket filled with bits of blue-colored confetti in her left hand.
She is wearing a smudged tag, a turquoise silk top stuck with two lopsided clam shells, a woven belt of bright ribbons, a small unevenly hemmed burlap pouch painted with dull-colored flowers and vines, and a shredded blue silk skirt covered in shiny green paper scales.
Meliyara laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement from Ordim.
Leafiara grins crookedly at Ordim.
Denilae drags her bucket clunkily behind her, dropping bits of blue confetti in a trail.
Cylnthia nods in agreement at Ordim.
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Laelithonel wrinkles her nose.
Speaking quietly to Leafiara, Evii mouths, "Documentary."
Evii nods.
Leafiara agrees with Evii.
Kenninga squints at Addisynn.
Addisynn says, "What with the smell and the maggoty ship's biscuits, I ain't sure I want to be a pirate no more."
Dwi grunts in understanding.
Leafiara takes a moment to observe Denilae.
Denilae sneaks up to a wooden box.
Speaking to Addisynn, Teliphon says, "We could throw the Cap n overboard."
Teliphon grins wickedly.
Cylnthia grins at Teliphon.
Cryheart grins.
Addisynn looks shocked.
Addisynn exclaims, "That's ... mutiny!"
Denilae scoops of handfuls of confetti and throws them at the ship and its pirates.
Speaking to Erek, Elysia says, "Oh my. There is a mermaid."
Kenninga glances around the stage pretending as if she cannot hear a thing.
Erek grins slowly.
Teliphon reassuringly says, "I got a plan. When we get to the stinky Landing, we use my map to find Goblyn s shop and take them pies."
Eale lets out a cheer!
Teliphon hums a seemingly random tune.
Cryheart inclines his ear, listening intently.
Addisynn interjects, "And coffee!"
Denilae kneels down.
Denilae lies down.
Cryheart chuckles.
Dwi shakes her head at Addisynn and clucks her tongue.
Ordim clasps his arms around his knees and rocks back and forth.
Teliphon exclaims, "Arrrrgh! and coffee!"
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Dwi heartily says, "Stunts yer growf."
Meliyara whispers aloud, "Is the coffee also meant to be stinky, or just the pies?"
Clunk quietly says, "Mermaids is quiet."
Denilae flops around near the ship while throwing more confetti in the air.
Dwi smirks.
Teliphon mutters candy.
Kenninga trembles.
Cryheart yells, "A pie for every orp......errr pirate!"
Leafiara gives an approval gesture with her hand.
Achlyss laughs at Cryheart!
Meliyara gazes in amusement at Cryheart.
Achlyss darkly says, "Pie is always good."
Kenninga squints at Teliphon.
Cryheart nods.
Teliphon says, "Arrrgh."
Kenninga makes more urgent motions at Teliphon.
Ordim ponders.
Evii grins slowly.
Cylnthia yells, "YARGH!"
Ordim gazes with awe at a wooden box.
Addisynn distractedly spots the lady that gave her cookies and waves to her.
Denilae bites her lip.
Teliphon says, "Ohhh And we make Cap n Stinkyfeet walk his own stinky plank."
Teliphon blushes a soft apricot shade at Addisynn.
Denilae grabs a handful of blue confetti from her bucket and throws it on the crowd.
Evii's jaw drops.
Rofaux turns to Denilae and cheers!
Ordim looks at a long plank of wood and cheers!
Evii flails her arms about.
Meliyara nods approvingly at Teliphon.
Cryheart grins.
Cylnthia turns to Teliphon and cheers!
Regwen grins at Teliphon.
Denilae beams!
Kenninga continues to pretend she can't hear.
Ianthra grins at Denilae.
Speaking heartily to Uhlak, Dwi says, "Last thing dese lil pie rats needs now is fer ye to be callin rat rats."
Cylnthia yells, "Walk the plank! Walk the plank! Walk the plank!"
Aurien grins.
Orphan Denilae just crawled through some colorful curtains.
Leafiara agrees with Cylnthia.
Missoni giggles.
Leafiara glances at some colorful curtains.
Clunk applauds.
Speaking to Cylnthia, Meliyara corrects, "The stinky plank."
Laehna gazes thoughtfully at some colorful curtains.
Cryheart chuckles.
Teliphon recites wistfully:
"Then we can sail to River’s Rest where no one is stinky.
And we live happily ever after with all the pies we can eat!"
Teliphon grins.
Dendum lets out a cheer!
Addisynn repeats, "And coffee!"
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Cylnthia corrects, "Walk the stinky plank! Walk the stinky plank! Walk the stinky plank!"
You smile quietly to yourself.
Cryheart lets out a cheer!
A pained expression crosses Achlyss's face as she grimaces at Addisynn.
Teliphon wistfully exclaims, "Arrrgh and coffee!"
Erek exclaims, "And coffee!"
Cylnthia turns to Teliphon and cheers!
Leafiara clenches both hands into tight fists and thrusts them triumphantly skyward.
Teliphon mutters candy.
Speaking darkly to Addisynn, Achlyss says, "No coffee."
Laehna faintly echoes, "Argh."
Cylnthia yells, "YARGH!"
Dendum says, "Leaving landing for River's Rest? Best stinking plan ever stunk up."
Speaking to Teliphon, Meliyara asks, "And candy?"
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Addisynn declares, "We'll be River Rats instead of stinky Pie Rats!"
Cylnthia turns to Addisynn and cheers!
Achlyss giggles at Addisynn.
Aurien lets out a cheer!
Dendum turns to Addisynn and cheers!
Cylnthia yells, "Long live River Rats!"
Cryheart smiles at Addisynn.
Teliphon says, "Arrrgh."
From nearby, you hear Sycira yell, "Aarrgh!"
Addisynn exclaims, "Aargh!"
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Speaking to Teliphon, Evii agrees, "And candy."
Erek exclaims, "Aarrgh!"
Cylnthia yells, "YARGH!"
From nearby, you hear Pruella yell, "Argh!"
Regwen exclaims, "Aargh!"
Elysia gazes with a bemused expression at some colorful curtains.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Kenninga leans forward and glares at the audience. She mouths, "Aargh!" Missoni cries, "Argh!"
Akaal flatly says, "Aargh."
Dendum loudly exclaims, "Argh!"
Cryheart grins at Kenninga.
Cylnthia yells, "AARGH!"
Erek yells, "Aargh!"
Evii yells, "Argh!"
Addisynn exclaims, "Aargh!"
Meliyara exclaims, "Aargh!"
Ordim exclaims, "Arghh!"
Kenninga obliviously yells, "Hoist the mainsail, you stinky guttersnipes!"
Qatari softly says, "Arghh."
Elysia yells, "AAaaaarrrggh!"
Akenna cries, "Aargh!"
Kenninga glares around at her crew. She is clearly getting into the role now.
Cryheart says, "Aargh."
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Addisynn pretends to pull heavily on the ropes raising the sails as she sings.
Ianthra amusedly says, "Argh."
Daevian sighs.
Perigourd starts chortling.
Daevian exclaims, "Argh!"
Addisynn sings:
"Haul 'em high and haul 'em dry
We'll splice 'em, trice 'em, let 'em fly!"
Teliphon recites:
"For it's up aloft that sail must go
Up aloft from down below!"
Leafiara grins slowly.
Cylnthia turns to Addisynn and cheers!
Addisynn groans.
Cryheart grins.
Cylnthia applauds.
Achlyss darkly asks, "Where's the rum when you need it?"
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Regwen grins.
Teliphon looks at Addisynn and hums.
Addisynn sings:
"Haul 'em high and haul 'em dry
We'll splice 'em, trice 'em, let 'em fly!"
Evii giggles.
Teliphon recites:
"For it's up aloft that sail must go
Up aloft from down below!"
Speaking to Achlyss, Christoper says, "What is rum."
Speaking to Achlyss, Cylnthia says, "We're with kids, they don't have any."
Speaking to Achlyss, Daevian whispers aloud, "They're kids!"
Cylnthia squints at Achlyss.
Kenninga raises a level hand to her eyes and peers out into the audience. She glances back at her crew and folds her arms.
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Daevian gazes at Kenninga.
Speaking darkly to Cylnthia, Achlyss says, "But."
Achlyss whines.
Addisynn wipes the sweat from her brow.
Speaking to Christoper, Dendum says, ""Tastes like medicine."
Teliphon points his sheet of vellum at Meliyara.
Addisynn sings:
"Der's a lad a'howlin' atop mainmast
Land ahoy, boys, heave 'em fast!"
Speaking darkly to Cylnthia, Achlyss exclaims, "But pirates have rum!"
Teliphon recites:
"For it's up aloft that sail must go
Up aloft from down below!"
Addisynn sings:
"Haul 'em high and haul 'em dry
We'll splice 'em, trice 'em, let 'em fly!"
Cryheart grins at Addisynn.
Teliphon recites:
"For it's up aloft that sail must go
Up aloft from down below!"
Kenninga loudly yells, "Heave ho, me hearties!"
Taking hold of the sides of the box, the children rock it back and forth as if sailing on a turbulent sea. With dramatic hand gestures and ridiculous posturing, Addisynn peers through her spyglass and slowly scans the audience.
Cylnthia yells, "Heave! Heave!"
Cryheart chuckles.
Ianthra casually dusts some stray pieces of confetti off of her shoulders.
Orphan Denilae just arrived.
Teliphon rolls his eyes at Addisynn.
Christoper exclaims, "Land ahoy!"
Denilae throws confetti around the box.
Ordim frets.
Denilae pants.
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Orphan Denilae just went through some colorful curtains.
Addisynn exclaims, "Hey that's my line!"
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Kenninga grabs hold of the side of the wooden box and shakes it.
Addisynn raises a brass spyglass up to her eye and begins scanning the area. After several moments, she looks away from the spyglass and gives a satisfied nod.
Addisynn grumpily repeats, "Land Ahoy!"
Kenninga heartily says, "Drop the anchor, me hearties, we be going ashore."
Cryheart chuckles.
Kenninga asks, "Do we have ye old treasure map?"
Addisynn raises a brass spyglass up to her eye and begins scanning the area. After several moments, she looks away from the spyglass and gives a satisfied nod.
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Kenninga, Addisynn and Teliphon clamber out of the box and run around the stage, whooping and hollering. Struggling to join them, Christoper tumbles headfirst out of the box with his wooden pegleg jutting out at an awkward angle. Addisynn comes to his aid, pulling him upright and a loud voice from behind the curtain announces, "End of Act One!"
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
CHEERING
Denilae walks to the front of the stage. She scoops up two big handfuls of blue confetti and throws it on the crowd.
Meliyara appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Denilae nods with satisfaction.
Ianthra applauds Denilae.
Orphan Denilae just tiptoed stealthily through some colorful curtains.
The curtains part at the back of the stage and Addisynn and Teliphon can be seen attempting to drag a large, heavy chest through them. It refuses to budge so they give up and let the curtains fall back into place but not before Kenninga strides into view, followed closely by Christoper frantically trying to re-attach his wooden pegleg.
Kenninga stomps around the stage swinging her arms in an exaggerated motion.
Cryheart appears to be trying hard not to grin.
Kenninga yells, "Christoper!"
Orphan Teliphon just arrived.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Orphan Christoper just limped in.
Christoper giggles.
Kenninga sings with jollity:
"Kitten pot pie, kitten pot pie
If I don't get some, I think I'm gonna die
Take away me Spitfire, take away the sky
But don't ever take away me stinky pot pie"
Christoper sings:
"Pigeon pud pie, pigeon pud pie
If I don t get some, I don t know what I d try
Take away me wooden leg,take away me eye
But don t ever take away me stinky pud pie."
Orphan Addisynn just arrived.
Aurien laughs!
Cylnthia turns to Kenninga and cheers!
Kenninga sings horribly off-key:
"Rotted heart pie, rotted heart pie
If I don't get some, I think I'm gonna cry
Take away me pirate hat, take away Popeye
But don't ever take away me stinky heart pie."
Elysia starts chortling.
Cryheart laughs!
Ordim's jaw drops.
Regwen says, "Where's Rozy? She'd love that song."
Cylnthia lets out a cheer!
Daevian cringes.
Kenninga nudges her parrot into an upright position on her shoulder.
Kenninga waves a wooden toy cutlass around.
A pained expression crosses Missoni's face.
Cryheart nods at Regwen.
Akaal stares at Kenninga.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Kenninga roars, "Aaargh!"
Ordim lets out a cheer!
Cylnthia starts chortling.
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Erek yells, "Aaargh!"
Kenninga glares out at the audience and waits for the cacophony of noise to increase.
Cylnthia yells, "YARGH!"
Teliphon's entire body tenses as he tightens his grip on his sheet of vellum.
Elysia yells, "Aaaaugh!"
Akaal flatly says, "Argh."
Kenninga gestures harder.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Ordim exclaims, "Arrrgghhh!"
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Meliyara yells, "Aargh!"
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Akenna delightedly exclaims, "Aargh!"
Regwen exclaims, "Aargh!"
Ordim raises his fist defiantly.
Dendum stares off into space.
Ordim folds his arms over his chest in a display of stubborn pride, tilting his chin up slightly in defiance.
Laehna softly murmurs, "Argh."
Qatari softly exclaims, "Argh!"
Cryheart says, "Aarrgghh."
Kenninga places her arms akimbo and looks about as if waiting for something.
Irelain exclaims, "Aargh!"
Voltung quietly says, "Argh."
Leafiara yells, "Aaaaarrrrgh!"
Cylnthia exclaims, "YARGH!"
Ordim folds his arms over his chest in a display of stubborn pride, tilting his chin up slightly in defiance.
Kenninga proudly announces, "I be Cap'n Stinkyfeet and I be the..."
Christoper exclaims, "We’ve done that bit already!"
Regwen exclaims, "Aargh!"
Evii mutters arrgghghghghhgh.
Daevian reluctantly says, "ARgh."
Kenninga hesitantly squeaks, "Avast ye stinky scallywags!"
Cylnthia giggles.
The parrot squawks, "Avast!"
Kenninga glares again at the audience.
Teliphon's entire body tenses as he tightens his grip on his sheet of vellum.
Cryheart grins at Kenninga.
Speaking to Kenninga, Cylnthia yells, "AVAST!"
Erek yells, "Avast!"
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Teliphon waves a sheet of vellum marked with a big black cross around.
Laehna softly repeats, "Avast."
Akaal flatly says, "Avast."
From nearby, you hear Sycira yell, "Aaargh!"
Daevian gazes heavenward.
Akenna calls, "Avast."
Kenninga exclaims, "That be some fine pie booty we plundered in the Landing!"
Meliyara says, "Avast."
Uhlak lets out a cheer!
Addisynn raises a brass spyglass up to her eye and begins scanning the area. After several moments, she looks away from the spyglass and gives a satisfied nod.
Cryheart says, "Avast."
Uhlak quietly exclaims, "Avast!!"
Christoper limps around a bit, favoring one leg.
Kenninga orders, "Master Poop Deck! Take it aboard me ship and don't you be hornswaggling me out of me treasure."
Achlyss giggles at Kenninga.
Evii uncertainly asks, "Avast?"
Ycelacie confusedly asks, "Avast?"
Dendum snickers.
Daevian exclaims, "Avast!"
Cryheart chuckles.
Eale asks, "Avast?"
Meril asks, "Avast?"
Christoper exclaims, "Aye aye, Cap n!"
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Irelain amusedly exclaims, "Avast!"
Regwen exclaims, "Avast!"
Speaking amusedly to Daevian, Meliyara repeats, "Pie booty?"
Teliphon sassily exclaims, "It was my map so it’s actually MY treasure!"
Elysia exclaims, "Avast!"
Leafiara lets loose a loud whoop of delight.
Teliphon mumbles something under his breath.
Daevian shrugs at Meliyara.
Ianthra politely says, "Avast."
Ycelacie snuggles up to Aurien, resting her head on his shoulder.
Addisynn groans.
Christoper renders a sharp hand salute.
Fleurs says, "Aarrgh."
Orphan Christoper just limped through some colorful curtains.
Aethyra grins.
Kenninga loudly yells, "Extra rations of ship's biscuits for me crew!"
Achlyss shrugs.
Teliphon's entire body tenses as he tightens his grip on his sheet of vellum.
Cryheart grins.
Clunk yells, “Aarrgh!"
Addisynn asks, "We don't want no maggoty biscuits. Why can't we have pies?"
Aubriella says, "Aarrgh."
Speaking to Meliyara, Daevian whispers aloud, "I'm still confused about who named their child Poop Deck."
Aubriella nods in agreement.
Clunk winces.
Cylnthia grins.
Teliphon exclaims, "Yeah we want pies and candy!"
Teliphon nods.
Teliphon nods.
Meliyara laughs softly, trying to hide her amusement from Daevian.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Addisynn reminds, "And Coffee!"
Speaking to Daevian, Cylnthia exclaims, "It's not a name, it's a title!"
Teliphon exclaims, "Arrrgh and coffee!"
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Kenninga raises her hands a little.
Arianiss exclaims, "Aargh!"
Speaking to Daevian, Cylnthia exclaims, "He's the Master of the Poop Deck!"
Cylnthia giggles.
Cryheart grins at Kenninga.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Cylnthia yells, "Yargh!"
Kenninga dismissively asks, "Why would I share me treasure with you, you bunch of stinky, lily-livered guppies?"
Ordim's jaw drops.
Addisynn exclaims, "They're our pies too, we helped steal 'em!"
Leafiara gasps.
Speaking to Cylnthia, Daevian whispers aloud, "Well they aren't saying "of the" so I was a bit confused."
Cylnthia giggles at Kenninga.
Speaking to Daevian, Meliyara whispers aloud, "Why does everyone insist he is stinky?"
Dendum looks over at you and shakes his head.
Cylnthia nods at Daevian.
Elysia gasps.
Teliphon threateningly exclaims, "If you won’t share em, we'll we'll make you walk the plank!"
Elysia says, "Betrayal."
Addisynn exclaims, "Aargh! And feed you to Fluffy the Kraken!"
Cylnthia turns to Teliphon and cheers!
Erek gasps.
Leafiara gives an approval gesture with her hand.
Erek exclaims, "Not Fluffy!"
Achlyss gasps.
Daevian glances between Kenninga and Teliphon.
Laehna softly exclaims, "Mutiny!"
Cylnthia beams happily at Addisynn!
Addisynn grabs her cutlass and waves it towards Captain Stinkyfeet.
The parrot squawks, "Aargh!"
Cylnthia lets out a cheer!
Rofaux exclaims, "The Kraken!"
Kenninga angrily roars, "Mutiny!"
Cryheart says, "Oh no...Fluffy."
Teliphon removes a wooden toy cutlass from in his cloak.
Akaal flatly says, "Definitely summon Fluffy."
Daevian agrees with Akaal.
Ordim fidgets.
Kenninga waves a wooden toy cutlass around.
Qatari softly says, "Fluffy needs fed too."
Teliphon waves a wooden toy cutlass around.
Addisynn waves a wooden toy cutlass at Kenninga.
Qatari enthusiastically nods her agreement, causing her hair to flutter around her face in a platinum halo.
Addisynn says, "Now walk the plank, Stinkyfeet! You ain't our stinkin' Cap'n no more."
Clunk yells, "Flakken kraken!"
Kenninga dances around the stage trying to avoid her crew, waving her cutlass.
Cylnthia yells, "Bring out the Fluffy!"
Orphan Denilae just arrived.
Denilae sneaks up to a wooden box.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Ordim covers his eyes with his hands.
Leafiara's eyes suddenly flash with a fiery red glow.
Kenninga gawks at Addisynn.
Kenninga frightenedly cries, "I surrender!"
Denilae kneels down.
Teliphon exclaims, "Look out! It's Fluffy the Kraken!"
Dwi cackles!
Qatari softly says, "Arrrrgh."
Kenninga shuffles her way along the plank of wood and awaits her fate.
Kenninga falls over.
Kenninga flails her arms about as if she is swimming, rocking her body back and forth.
Dwi heartily says, "Now dat's a real pie rat."
Akaal flatly says, "Oh no."
Denilae hides behind the box.
Dwi grunts at Kenninga happily, grinning.
Kenninga points at some colorful curtains.
Addisynn points at curtain and begins to panic.
Something resembling a large pink tentacle appears through the curtain and thrashes around on the stage a few times. Finally making contact with Kenninga, it hits her several times around the head before retracting amid giggles and cheers backstage. A loud voice then announces, "End of Act Two!"
Kenninga points at the curtain in a panic. Then, she pretends to swim even faster.
Elysia gazes in amusement at Kenninga.
Ordim gasps.
CHEERING
From nearby, you hear Kenninga yell, "Ow! That hurt, Fluffy!"
Ordim ponders, "I wonder how they'll wrap this up!"
Cryheart yells, "Trim the main sheets and batten the hatches, go around the Fluffy or ye will need more eye patches!"
Erek says, "Fluffy will eat them all."
Speaking flatly to Ordim, Akaal says, "Maybe Fluffy will do the wrapping up."
Ordim giggles at Akaal.
Leafiara turns to Cryheart and cheers!
Speaking to Ordim, Meliyara says, "Fluffy eating the stinky pirates and treasure all."
Meliyara nods in agreement at Erek.
Speaking to Meliyara, Ordim confirms, "That leaves the pies for us..."
Ordim nods once.
Qatari softly says, "Maybe fluffy just wants to hug people."
Speaking to Ordim, Daevian says, "The pies are all yours."
Dwi heartily says, "Dey needa dog da cats anna rust da scupper, I bet."
Dwi grunts and nods.
Speaking deeply to Ordim, Clunk asks, "With an Aargh?"
Cryheart grins at Qatari.
Several bulges appear in the curtain before it parts to reveal flailing tentacles and a garish pink bulbous head. Pruella stumbles to the front of the stage followed closely by Kenninga who tries to stay hidden behind the monstrous cephalopod. The remaining orphans dash in and clamber back into the box.
Cylnthia lets out a cheer!
Leafiara gets an excited look on her face, and her body begins to shake as her smile stretches from ear-to-ear.
Daevian turns to Pruella and cheers!
Pruella bounds out on stage waving giant pink tentacles.
Cryheart lets out a cheer!
Pruella flails her arms about.
Ianthra leans forward.
Speaking to Pruella, Daevian exclaims, "Get them, Fluffy!"
Pruella roars!
You see Orphan Pruella.
She appears to be a Human.
She is short. She appears to be very young. She has large pale bluish-green eyes and porcelain white skin. She has mid-length, extremely frizzy fiery copper red hair spilling over her shoulders and back in a tumble of wayward curls. She has a straight nose. She has a faint rosy blush spread across her rounded cheeks.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a garish pink cephalopod costume with drooping tentacles.
Pruella sings boisterously:
"Beneath the waves of the blue-blue sea
Far below in the dark-dark deep
I swim-swim fast so you'd better flee!
For I am the Kraken and I never sleep."
Ordim gasps.
Erek cowers away from Pruella.
Pruella flails her arms about.
Kenninga struggles to stay hidden behind Pruella, tripping a little.
Cryheart grins at Pruella.
Pruella roars!
Ianthra gazes in amusement at Pruella.
Cryheart grins at Kenninga.
Laehna amusedly says, "Oh my."
Lianea looks at Pruella with concern.
Leafiara cackles!
Akaal nods approvingly at Pruella.
Ordim cowers away from Pruella.
Aurien throws his head back and howls!
Akaal flatly says, "I like this one."
Aurien exclaims, "So scawy!"
Qatari lets out a cheer!
Pruella waves her tentacles around wildly.
Cryheart chuckles.
Perigourd chuckles to himself.
Irelain appears to be struggling to keep a straight face.
Cylnthia turns to Pruella and cheers!
Pruella sings boisterously:
"But I’ve just eaten a grisly-grisly morsel
All wobbly and fat like stinky-stinky jelly
Now it sits in my big round torso
Causing a grumble in my poor-poor belly."
Missoni giggles.
Clunk furrows his brow.
Cryheart says, "Whoa is us...the scary Kraken."
Kenninga quietly pouts, "I not be wobbly morsel."
Meliyara whispers something to Daevian.
Perigourd nods at Missoni.
Leafiara takes a moment to observe Kenninga.
Pruella wobbles, looking a bit faint.
Cylnthia glances at Pruella and pouts. Pruella moans.
Speaking to Elysia, Erek says, "Aww little Fluffy's sick."
Speaking dramatically to Cryheart, you say, "Save us, Sir Cryheart."
Speaking to Pruella, Cylnthia says, "Ya got a rumbly in yer tumbly."
Elysia nods slowly at Erek.
Pruella sings boisterously:
"Above the waves of the blue-blue sea
I now groan loud-loud with an upset tum
For as much I like a tasty-tasty tea
I am the Kraken and I m feeling glum."
Cryheart grins.
Meliyara nods knowingly at Daevian.
Daevian suggests, "Perhaps Fluffy should see an empath."
Achlyss's group just arrived.
Pruella sings boisterously:
"My tentacles squirm all pale-pale pasty
Huge and dangly and icky-icky pink
I was hoping for something tasty-tasty
But I am Fluffy and hate a stink."
Missoni frowns.
Aethyra chuckles.
Pruella waves.
Erek chuckles.
Pruella flails her arms about.
Ordim giggles.
Cylnthia waves to Pruella.
Aurien laughs!
Clunk mutters krakenateadwarf.
Speaking to Pruella, Cylnthia exclaims, "Git it out!"
Kenninga suddenly stumbles for no apparent reason.
Denilae drags her bucket of confetti across the stage collecting bits and pieces as she goes to refill it.
Denilae walks toward Pruella.
Pruella flails her arms about.
Pruella waves.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Christoper exclaims, "Fluffy has eaten the Cap'n!"
Pruella scratches her nose with a tentacle.
Denilae falls over.
Regwen gasps.
Addisynn gasps.
Pruella nods at Christoper.
Aethyra blinks.
Teliphon exclaims, "He’ll want our pies and candy next!"
Cryheart's jaw drops.
Daevian exclaims, "Fluffy is the hero here!"
Denilae flops around on the stage near Pruella.
Addisynn exclaims, "And our coffee!"
Cryheart says, "Oh no."
Rofaux exclaims, "No Fluffy, don't eat the mermaid!"
Achlyss giggles at Rofaux.
Teliphon exclaims, "Arrrrrgh and our coffee!"
Leafiara furrows her brow.
From behind Pruella, Kenninga's voice exclaims, "Don't just stand there, you lazy bilge rats! Get me outta here!"
Achlyss darkly says, "I want pie."
Dendum exclaims, "Aaargh!"
Erek exclaims, "Aarrgh!"
Christoper exclaims, "Wait a minute, we have a chance to make things right here, lads!"
Erek leans forward.
Leafiara raises an eyebrow.
Teliphon paces back and forth.
Christoper paces back and forth.
Addisynn paces behind the First Mate thinking.
Teliphon paces back and forth.
Christoper limps around a bit, favoring one leg.
Denilae stands up.
Christoper paces back and forth.
Denilae paces back and forth.
Christoper limps around a bit, favoring one leg.
Speaking to Teliphon, Addisynn asks, "Any idea why we're pacing?"
Denilae glances at a wooden box.
Pruella recites:
"No stinky pies! I think I’m going to be sick!"
Teliphon says, "None whatsoever."
Cryheart starts chortling.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh?"
Teliphon grins at Addisynn.
Uhlak grins.
Ordim glances nervously at Pruella.
Pruella moans.
Eale laughs!
Pruella wobbles, looking a bit faint.
Addisynn exclaims, "Aye aye, Master Poop Deck!"
Pruella flails her arms about.
Teliphon exclaims, "Aye aye, Master Poop Deck!"
Teliphon snickers.
Kenninga hysterically exclaims, "Forget about the pies, you blithering idiots, and get me outta here!"
Christoper exclaims, "I have an idea! Get me some of them stinky pies!"
Evii lets out a cheer!
Denilae sits down next to Pruella.
Pruella gags.
(Laehna scoots her chair back from the stage, eyeing Pruella nervously.) Speaking to Elysia, Erek asks, "We're not in the splash zone are we?"
Leafiara snickers.
Pruella gags.
Speaking to Erek, Elysia says, "I think... Fluffy is going to cough up a captain."
Pruella coughs.
Pruella gags.
Daevian cringes.
Pruella takes a deep breath.
Akaal shifts his eyes to Pruella.
Cylnthia winces.
Pruella gags.
Teliphon exclaims, "Aye aye, Cap n!"
Addisynn exclaims, "Aye aye, Cap'n!"
Pruella giggles.
Missoni ducks her head.
Christoper exclaims, "Hey! Who’s in charge here, get them pies!"
Speaking to Cylnthia, Rofaux says, "Indigestion."
Denilae occasionally throws a piece or two of blue confetti up in the air and distractedly watches it fall back to the stage.
Pruella says, "No pies, please."
Addisynn exclaims, "Aye aye, Master Poop Deck!"
Speaking to Elysia, Erek says, "It's like my puma when she gets a hairball."
Ycelacie giggles.
Ianthra smirks.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Pruella gags.
Daevian snickers at Erek.
Cylnthia agrees with Erek.
Elysia agrees with Erek.
Kenninga falls over.
Cylnthia chuckles.
Sissaor sits down next to Cornaith.
Kenninga rolls around on the ground.
Speaking heartily to Clunk, Dwi says, "Da moral o' da story...keep yer eyes on da pies."
Speaking to Pruella, Cylnthia says, "Just need to hork it up, you'll be fine."
Pruella flails her arms about.
Akaal shifts his eyes to Kenninga.
Perigourd takes a moment to observe Kenninga.
Clunk wrings his hands.
Cylnthia nods at Pruella.
Pruella flails her arms about.
Kenninga gags a few times herself as she "exits" Pruella's shadow.
Addisynn exclaims, "Eww!"
Pruella waves.
Teliphon exclaims, "That's gross!"
Erek chuckles.
Denilae gags.
Christoper exclaims, "It worked!"
Missoni glances over at Kenninga and winces.
Teliphon gags.
Ordim giggles.
Denilae covers her nose tightly.
Cylnthia lets out a cheer!
Christoper lets out a cheer!
Cryheart chuckles.
Addisynn's face turns slightly pale.
Kenninga exhales a half-hearted cheer.
You giggle softly.
Speaking loudly to Dwi, Clunk exclaims, "Aarrgh!"
Lianea shudders.
Aurien lets out a cheer!
Erek applauds.
Erek lets out a cheer!
Addisynn pulls Kenninga to her feet.
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Dwi cackles!
Speaking to Addisynn, Teliphon says, "He’s all covered in kraken sick."
Laehna softly says, "Barely a scratch, how fortutious."
Elysia exclaims, "Well done, Fluffy!"
Teliphon snickers.
Erek exclaims, "Yay Fluffy!"
Speaking to Pruella, Cylnthia asks, "Feeling better now, Miss Fluffy?"
Elysia applauds.
Christoper exclaims, "Welcome back, Cap n. Now, about our reward!"
Kenninga attends to her stuffed parrot, making the parrot as presentable as possible.
Kenninga angrily retorts, "Reward? REWARD! You don't get no stinking reward for mutiny!"
Denilae holds one of Fluffy's tentacles and pats it comfortingly.
Rofaux exclaims, "Toss him back!"
Ianthra adopts an agreeable expression.
Kenninga glances nervously around the room.
Cylnthia flashes a wide grin.
Leafiara nods briskly!
Kenninga quickly exclaims, "Now hoist the mainsail and let's get outta here before Fluffy decides he's hungry again!"
Meliyara suggests, "Make the captain walk the plank again!"
Kenninga places her arms akimbo and looks about as if waiting for something.
Speaking to Kenninga, Cylnthia exclaims, "SHE!"
Kenninga squints at Pruella.
Addisynn waves a wooden toy cutlass at Kenninga.
Kenninga corrects, "SHE!"
Ycelacie amusedly exclaims, "Again!"
Ordim giggles.
Kenninga yells, "Avast ye mutinous scallywags!"
Cylnthia flashes a wide grin.
Missoni nods emphatically at Meliyara!
Leafiara gazes in amusement at her surroundings.
Cylnthia yells, "AVAST!"
The parrot squawks, "Avast!"
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Kenninga glares out at the audience and gestures with her hands.
Erek yells, "Avast!"
Cryheart yells, "Avast!"
Addisynn raises a brass spyglass up to her eye and begins scanning the area. After several moments, she looks away from the spyglass and gives a satisfied nod.
Leafiara crows, "Avast!"
From nearby, you hear Sycira yell, "Avast!"
Ordim exclaims, "Avast!"
Daevian exclaims, "Send her to the plank!"
Ordim lets out a cheer!
Akenna exclaims, "Avast!"
Meliyara shouts, "Avast!"
Voltung quietly exclaims, "Avast!"
Ianthra adds, "Avast."
Akaal flatly says, "Avast."
Christoper sings:
"Sing Our anchor we ll weigh,
And our sail we will set.
Our tale we did tell,
So goodbye, fare-ye-well"
Ycelacie reluctantly whispers aloud, "Avast."
Eale exclaims, "Avast!"
Elysia yells, "'Avast!"
Denilae plays with the paper scales on her skirt and looks up sharply as if just remembering something.
Denilae lies down.
Missoni cheers, "Avast!"
Qatari softly says, "Avast."
Kenninga sings chantingly:
"Avast me hearties
We're homeward bound."
Maleisse says, "Avast."
Cylnthia lets out a cheer!
Denilae flops around on the stage dramatically swimming.
Addisynn sings:
"Heave with a will
And heave long and strong
Our tale we did tell
So goodbye, fare-ye-well.'"
Kenninga sings chantingly:
"Avast me hearties
We're homeward bound."
Teliphon recites:
"We're homeward bound
We'd have you know
Our tale we did tell
So goodbye, fare ye well!"
Denilae thrashes around on the floor.
Kenninga sings chantingly:
"Avast me hearties
We're homeward bound."
Clunk yells, "Aarrgh!"
Pruella sings boisterously:
"Sign a good chorus,
For tis a good song.
Our tale we did tell
So goodbye, fare-ye-well."
Kenninga sings chantingly:
"Avast me hearties
We're homeward bound."
Pruella waves.
Christoper sings:
"We're homeward bound,
You've heard us all say,
Our tale we did tell
So goodbye, fare-ye-well."
Pruella flails her arms about.
Christoper waves.
Denilae sits up.
Denilae beams!
Dendum waves.
Ordim waves.
Kenninga sings chantingly:
"Avast me hearties
We're homeward bound."
CHEERING AND WAVING
The sounds of small feet clamoring backstage is quickly followed by bangs and yelps as the large sail tumbles down upon the children! After several seconds of untangling and elbowing, the children free themselves and face the audience once again.
MORE CHEERING, WAVING, YELPING AND APPLAUDING etc.
Sycira recites:
"Ladies and gentlemen, the children of Wellington Home!"
Sycira recites:
"And our lovely director, Lady Rohese!"
You softly exclaim, "Weren't they wonderful!"