Rumor Woods/2024 custom swears

Rumor Woods custom swear options.

Order by number in the Groundskeeper's Cottage to receive this service.

#	Swear	Messaging (3P)
#169	ENGINEERING	Person barks out a withering curse on the proclivities of gnomic engineering.
#170	TOOLS	Person mutters something about needing the right tool for the job.
#171	LONG	Person curses long, low, and loudly, utilizing a variety of colorful metaphors.
#172	PEGS	Person chuffs about idiots trying to cram square pegs into round holes.
#173	GRAVY	Person exasperatedly exclaims, "Good gravy!"
#174	LOAD-BOLT	Person issues a quiet curse, insisting that some people are more useless than a ring gear load bolt.
#175	CORKSCREW	Person growls in frustration, remarking that some tools are about as useful as using a corkscrew on a keg.
#176	EXSANGUINATE	Person heatedly expounds on the merits of exsanguination.
#177	BLOOD	Person raises an angry fist to the sky and rails at the waste of spilled blood.
#178	HAMMER	Person stares into the distance and mutters something about being as dumb as a bag of headless hammers.
#179	NONSENSE	Person blurts out, "Rassa frassa frazzle git."
#180	EXPOUND	Person expounds upon all the unflattering features that accosts the senses, ending with "... No better than a weather-bitten harpy!"
#181	LAMENT	Person unflatteringly laments upon the capricious nature of the elements, the sky, and the very weather that has destroyed the mood.
#182	JABBER	Person jabbers on about the indignations one must suffer to succeed.
#183	JEREMIAD	Person wails a jeremiad about the juxtapositions jotted judiciously by jocular jokers.
#184	ZRISSANTHA	Person complains about the evils of the zrissantha and their continued plague of an existence.

• As of April 19, 2024 there are 16 items in the table (which matches 16 options in-game).