BVShop:Be Warez

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a small lopsided shack, Room# 8214516, [Map Room 16], Lich# L26877, go lopsided shack

Be Warez, Shop

[Be Warez, Shop]	Room: 8212403
The lopsided shack appears to have been crafted out of broken-down crates and torn wool, its form threatening to topple with even the gentlest of winds. Resting within a splayed pile of straw is a small basket of wares nestled against a metal can with an open slit, the display being mindfully watched by a large greyish cat. You also see a hemp-looped wooden post.
Obvious paths: north, out

In the small basket you see: a gear-painted parchment note, a rope-lashed dark wool war banner, a long-chained pale ceramic whistle, a ribbon-latticed overgown of pearlescent candy-colored silk, a blackened emerald-scaled knuckle ring, and a flora-draped grey vaelfyren gorget.

a gear-painted parchment note

In the Common language, it reads:
New Illusions

Gorget: Velvety petaled clusters of poisonous flora bloom across the gorget draped across her/his throat, the wilting petals descending towards the ground before dissipating in tendrils of purplish grey smoke.

Knuckle Ring: Undulating patterns of overlapping scales cover the exposed skin of PLAYER's body, the ripples outlined in shades of greenish black that darken as they move across her/his knuckle ring.

Overgown: Swirls of candy-colored bubbles float languidly across her/his ribbon-latticed overgown, resting briefly against the silken fabric before dancing away in the ambient air.

Whistle: A vibrantly colored assortment of incorporeal songbirds perch across PLAYER's shoulders, trilling their melodies as they swoop across the area.

Banner: A billowing war banner of smoke and flames has been affixed above PLAYER's shoulder, the blackened pole lashed by bloodied ropes.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a rope-lashed dark wool war banner		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A billowing war banner of smoke and flames has been affixed above Elysani's shoulder, the blackened pole lashed by bloodied ropes." before the appearance of your tattoos.	10,000
a long-chained pale ceramic whistle		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A vibrantly colored assortment of incorporeal songbirds perch across Elysani's shoulders, trilling their melodies as they swoop across the area." before the appearance of your tattoos.	10,000
a ribbon-latticed overgown of pearlescent candy-colored silk		< 1 lb over-the-front	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Swirls of candy-colored bubbles float languidly across his ribbon-latticed overgown, resting briefly against the silken fabric before dancing away in the ambient air." before the appearance of lodged items.	10,000
a blackened emerald-scaled knuckle ring		< 1 lb finger-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Undulating patterns of overlapping scales cover the exposed skin of Elysani's body, the ripples outlined in shades of greenish black that darken as they move across his knuckle ring." before the appearance of your health.	10,000
a flora-draped grey vaelfyren gorget		< 1 lb neck-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Velvety petaled clusters of poisonous flora bloom across the gorget draped across his throat, the wilting petals descending towards the ground before dissipating in tendrils of purplish grey smoke." before the appearance of lodged items.	10,000

On the wooden post you see: a cog-painted vellum tag, a hand-painted metal shield insignia, a paint-flecked aeunarad palette, and a tapestry-woven cuff crafted from a metallic-threaded bookmark.

a cog-painted vellum tag

In the Common language, it reads:
New Illusion/Spell Preps

Cuff: Calligraphy-inked pages of illuminated vellum float across PLAYER's form, the glimmering words rising and falling across the gilt-foiled sheets.
Spell: PLAYER traces the illuminated texts before her/him as she/he whispers to herself/himself, studying the calligraphy as she/he summons letters from seemingly nowhere.  She/He completes his thought and punctuates the thin air, causing the words to glimmer briefly.
Circle: Minor Spiritual

Palette: Droplets of paint drip from the palette affixed to PLAYER's waist, the ethereal medium dispersing into colorful splatters of light that decorate her/his periphery.
Spell: PLAYER brushes her/his fingertips against her/his palette as she/he unfastens the paintbrush affixed to the back.  She/He raises her/his brush into the air, saturating the bristles in the kaleidoscopic splatters as she/he points the brush forward and gestures.
Circle: Ranger

Insignia: An inferno of ghostly white flames cast PLAYER's form in a mantle of fire, the sharp tongues licking hungrily into the air as sparks flicker across her/his EYECOLOR eyes.
Spell: A ghostly white inferno engulfs PLAYER's form as she/he fervently chants, her/his fingertips brushing against her/his insignia.  In a flash of licking flames, she/he gestures, the tongues of fire mirrored across her/his EYECOLOR eyes.
Circle: Paladin

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a hand-painted metal shield insignia		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "An inferno of ghostly white flames cast Elysani's form in a mantle of fire, the sharp tongues licking hungrily into the air as sparks flicker across his stygian eyes." before the appearance of your tattoos. Spell: A ghostly white inferno engulfs PLAYER's form as she/he fervently chants, her/his fingertips brushing against her/his insignia. In a flash of licking flames, she/he gestures, the tongues of fire mirrored across her/his EYECOLOR eyes. Circle: Paladin	15,000
a paint-flecked aeunarad palette		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Droplets of paint drip from the palette affixed to Elysani's waist, the ethereal medium dispersing into colorful splatters of light that decorate his periphery." before the appearance of your tattoos. Spell: PLAYER brushes her/his fingertips against her/his palette as she/he unfastens the paintbrush affixed to the back. She/He raises her/his brush into the air, saturating the bristles in the kaleidoscopic splatters as she/he points the brush forward and gestures. Circle: Ranger	15,000
a tapestry-woven cuff crafted from a metallic-threaded bookmark		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Calligraphy-inked pages of illuminated vellum float across Elysani's form, the glimmering words rising and falling across the gilt-foiled sheets." before the appearance of your health. Spell: PLAYER traces the illuminated texts before her/him as she/he whispers to herself/himself, studying the calligraphy as she/he summons letters from seemingly nowhere. She/He completes his thought and punctuates the thin air, causing the words to glimmer briefly. Circle: Minor Spiritual	15,000

Be Warez, Backroom

[Be Warez, Backroom]	Room: 8212404
The backroom of the shop is well-lit, the silk-draped walls a sharp contrast to the decrepit area to the south. An open dusty wooden chest sits upon a chaise of rich burgundy velvet, covered in bits of dried catnip and carcasses of gutted mouse-shaped toys. You also see a claw-marked wooden post.
Obvious paths: south

In the dusty wooden chest you see: a hastily scrawled note, a collection of cross-bound dark suede harnesses, a gilt-caged pale glass lantern, a fine-grained dark leather book strap, a talon-tipped set of bloodwood finger-armor, and a diminutive clockwork-set faenor owl.

a hastily scrawled note

In the Common language, it reads:
I no steel these.
I make them.
You buy them.
Sumwon else explain them.

Fancier ones are on my scratching pole, don't damage my property, that's my job.

Strap: Several leather-bound books soar around NAME, the silk-covered volumes riffling their vellum pages as they dart to and fro behind her/him.

Lantern: An eclipse of nacreous ivory and obsidian moths encircle NAME's form, each fuzzy-bodied insect pausing in turn as it dips towards her/his pale glass lantern.

Harnesses: Various wrenches and pliers float above NAME's head, the well-oiled tools dodging the mixed metal cogs and gears whizzing by them.

Gloves - A tiny swarm of plump saffron bumblebees buzz to and fro around NAME, the black-striped insects occasionally resting upon his/her gloves, tipping their bodies upside down as they inspect the honeycomb patterns.

Owl - A diminutive clockwork-set faenor owl perches upon her/his left shoulder, occasionally releasing a series of contented hoots as it flaps its gear-jointed wings.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a collection of cross-bound dark suede harnesses		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Various wrenches and pliers float above Elysani's head, the well-oiled tools dodging the mixed metal cogs and gears whizzing by them." before your appearance.	10,000
a gilt-caged pale glass lantern		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "An eclipse of nacreous ivory and obsidian moths encircle Elysani's form, each fuzzy-bodied insect pausing in turn as it dips towards his pale glass lantern." before the appearance of your tattoos.	10,000
a fine-grained dark leather book strap		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Several leather-bound books soar around Elysani, the silk-covered volumes riffling their vellum pages as they dart to and fro behind him." before the appearance of your tattoos.	10,000
a talon-tipped set of bloodwood finger-armor		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Tendrils of liquid-like black smoke undulate across his set of finger-armor, entwining across the curved talons as they dissipate into nothingness." before the appearance of your hands.	10,000
a diminutive clockwork-set faenor owl		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A diminutive clockwork-set faenor owl perches upon his left shoulder, occasionally releasing a series of contented hoots as it flaps its gear-jointed wings." before the appearance of your tattoos.	10,000

On the wooden post you see: a slightly ripped paper tag, a tiny clockwork airship crafted from brass, a sand-filled mahogany hourglass, and a cog-affixed nubuck casting glove.

a slightly ripped paper tag

In the Common language, it reads:
Illusions and Spell Preps:

Hourglass: NAME's movements blur as the very air surrounding her/him warps in as time appears to stutter and hasten before her/him.
Spell: NAME reaches up and pulls her/his mahogany hourglass into her/his open palm, turning the device over as the grains of sand begin to trickle down into the empty chamber.  As the sand falls, the surroundings seem to slow down in turn, stopping temporarily before NAME glances up and invokes her/his spell.
Circle: Wizard

Airship: A tiny clockwork airship crafted from brass hovers close to NAME, rising and falling slowly as its cog-fused wings adjust with the ambient air.
Spell: NAME places her/his curved thumb and pointer finger to her/his lips, whistling loudly as her/his airship rises from behind her/his shoulder.  The diminutive vessel begins to clank and whir as it glides forward, unleashing bright sparks as she/he gestures.
Circle: Minor Elemental

Gears - A tiny cog-fused automaton follows close to NAME's heels, plodding along the ground as it shakes its comically large fists into the sky.
NAME murmurs to herself/himself as she/he begins her/his spell, glancing down at her/his automaton.  The tiny construct imitates her/his movements, its eyes reflecting the same (eye color) as NAME's as it gestures, shaking its tiny fists to the sky.

Item	Type	Info	Details	Price
a tiny clockwork airship crafted from brass		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "A tiny clockwork airship crafted from brass hovers close to Elysani, rising and falling slowly as its cog-fused wings adjust with the ambient air." before your appearance. Adds "A tiny clockwork airship crafted from brass hovers close to Elysani, rising and falling slowly as its cog-fused wings adjust with the ambient air." before the appearance of your tattoos. Spell: NAME places her/his curved thumb and pointer finger to her/his lips, whistling loudly as her/his airship rises from behind her/his shoulder. The diminutive vessel begins to clank and whir as it glides forward, unleashing bright sparks as she/he gestures. Circle: Minor Elemental	15,000
a sand-filled mahogany hourglass		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "Elysani's movements blur as the very air surrounding him warps in as time appears to stutter and hasten before him." before your appearance. Spell: NAME reaches up and pulls her/his mahogany hourglass into her/his open palm, turning the device over as the grains of sand begin to trickle down into the empty chamber. As the sand falls, the surroundings seem to slow down in turn, stopping temporarily before NAME glances up and invokes her/his spell. Circle: Wizard	15,000
a cog-affixed nubuck casting glove		< 1 lb pin-worn	Illusion prop Analyze Analyze: Adds "The collection of cogs and gears affixed to Elysani's nubuck casting glove whir and tick as he moves his hand, the occasional billows of steam releasing across his knuckles." before the appearance of your hands. Spell: Circle:	15,000

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